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Coronavirus and toilet paper - GeneralGuy - 03-15-2020
Why the f*** does everyone want toilet paper so bad? It makes me wanna buy some then resell it on eBay for $100 a roll.
RE: Coronavirus and toilet paper - Evil Yoshi Toes - 03-15-2020
They’re so scared of the virus they s*** their pants.
RE: Coronavirus and toilet paper - CuteYoshiGirl - 03-15-2020
I'm not sure why people are mass buying toilet paper, but at least make sure that you're supplied with enough for the upcoming weeks. Because now stores are low in stock or out of stock, even amazon is "Out of stock"
Wash your hands, stay home.
RE: Coronavirus and toilet paper - Flametale - 03-15-2020
I really need to poop and I'm down to newspapers
Wish me luck friends, I might nick my butthole and die from infection
RE: Coronavirus and toilet paper - DustinVG - 03-15-2020
You throw it in the face of your enemies and then, while they’re distracted, grab the hand sanitizer.
RE: Coronavirus and toilet paper - Evan.F - 03-16-2020
It's for protection, due to all the schools/colleges being closed in Ireland amidst Coronavirus fears, I have gotten good use out of all the toilet roll. We don't use it to wipe, that job is done with steak knives and we use the turds for nutrients (recycling matters!). The toilet paper is crafted into weapons and armour, being stuck to each other like paper mache,
@DustinVG is right about this, we also use the poo for this, but we usually eat it, as mentioned ealier.
Okay, I think the TP crisis is about how Toilet Paper is the something we all need, and we run out of it fast.
RE: Coronavirus and toilet paper - EDGE - 03-17-2020
Remember to wash your ass and wipe your hands... Or something like thaf!