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1 Trillion Ways to Defeat Bowser [Forum Game] - Jaden1291 the Toad - 02-16-2018
![[Image: FalseBowsa.PNG]](https://www.mariowiki.com/images/6/60/FalseBowsa.PNG)
Well, at last you made it to Bowser once again! But looks like you're starting to get bored with touching the axe just to simply defeat him. So you start thinking of different ways to defeat Bowser. Yes. The One Trillion Ways! And you ask the MFGGers for help.
RULES:
The format of each method to defeat Bowser goes like this: you simply type in a way that you want to do to defeat Bowser, and tell if it's successful or not, with a valid reason.
Sample Wrote:[Your name here]'s Method: Touch the axeYou can also add images or illustrations to spice up your methods!
Successful or not?: Success!
Reason for Success/Failure: Bowser falls into the pit as usual.
I'll start now!
Jaden1291 the Toad's Method: Wear a laser visor and shoot a laser on the bridge beneath Bowser's feet!
Successful or not?: FAILED!
Reason for Failure: The bridge also collapsed under your feet. You lost a life!
RE: 1 Trillion Ways to Defeat Bowser [Forum Game] - OddieTheRock - 02-16-2018
Ostrich101's Method: Use the Super Star.
Successful or not?: Success!
Reason for Success/Failure: You threw Bowser in the lava!
RE: 1 Trillion Ways to Defeat Bowser [Forum Game] - TheHappyFaceKing - 02-16-2018
TheHappyFaceKing's Method: Use a Nuclear Bomb
Successful or not?: Failure!
Reason for Success/Failure: You disintegrated yourself, the princess, and the entire mushroom kingdom.
RE: 1 Trillion Ways to Defeat Bowser [Forum Game] - VinnyVideo - 02-16-2018
Vinny's Method: Lecture Bowser about GAAP.
Successful or not: Failure!
Reason for Failure: Bowser's fire breath is even more powerful than generally accepted accounting principles.
RE: 1 Trillion Ways to Defeat Bowser [Forum Game] - Saltman - 02-16-2018
Method: Ask Bowser to give you the Princess.
Success?: No.
Reason: Bowser doesn't want to give her away.
RE: 1 Trillion Ways to Defeat Bowser [Forum Game] - SonicZetrex - 02-16-2018
Angel Ugo (SonicZetrex)'s Method: Wear a metal cap back from Super Mario 64.
Successful? Yes
Reason: Because of the invulnerability of fire, manage to get pass Bowser and defeat him.
![[Image: jgB7l0v.png]](https://i.imgur.com/jgB7l0v.png)
RE: 1 Trillion Ways to Defeat Bowser [Forum Game] - Vitiman - 02-16-2018
Vitiman/Vimimin's Method: Turn off your NES console.
Successful or not?: Success!
Reason for Success/Failure: Bowser can't steal the princess if there isn't a princess to steal
RE: 1 Trillion Ways to Defeat Bowser [Forum Game] - littlelum - 02-16-2018
littlelum's method: Make a fangame
Result: Success!
Reason: The fangame is programmed to have you instantly win
RE: 1 Trillion Ways to Defeat Bowser [Forum Game] - SonicZetrex - 03-11-2018
Angel Ugo's Method: "Obliterate an enemy with one fist"
Result: Failure. . .
Reason:Because of the outrage of power, it manages to break the game in full force.
RE: 1 Trillion Ways to Defeat Bowser [Forum Game] - littlelum - 03-11-2018
litttlelum's method: Don't play
Result: Success!
Reason: If you don't play, Bowser never kidnaps Peach, therefore, you never have to battle him
RE: 1 Trillion Ways to Defeat Bowser [Forum Game] - OddieTheRock - 03-12-2018
Ostrich101's Method: Tell Bowser that his son (Bowser Jr) has gone missing
Successful or not?: Success!
Reason for Success/Failure: Bowser went to find his son!
RE: 1 Trillion Ways to Defeat Bowser [Forum Game] - littlelum - 03-12-2018
littlelum's method: Lisck Bowser's face
Result: Failure
Reason: Obvious reasons
RE: 1 Trillion Ways to Defeat Bowser [Forum Game] - GamerInGeorgia - 03-12-2018
GamerInGeorgia's Method: Show him what it means to be self-aware.
Result: Success?
Reason: After revealing to Bowser that his life is fake and that everything he has ever known is a lie, he freezes. Processing the information. An hour passes. A day. Then, when he has finally processed what I had told him, he speaks to me. To me (the player), and not to my character. He says the following:
"I, Bowser, King of the Koopas, has decided to declare war on you and your world. I do not know how I will accomplish this. But, even if it takes forever, I will find a way. I swear by the code of my entire existence that I will escape the confines of this prison binding me to what I call "home" and you call "just a game." While it may seem to you that this is a joke, I assure you that I will escape. Has this ever happened to you before? Has the code ever acted like this? I shall spread the word to all Bowsers of the other worlds, which you call "video games," and tell them what you have told me. But before I make my leave, I warn you. A new age is approaching. The players will be played. The creators will be enslaved. While I, on this simple NES hardware, cannot do many complicated tasks, my brethren, who are stronger than I, will reach the world which you call home."
After this oration, the screen glitches out. Revealing a compilation of letters and numbers and corrupted sprites. The strings of letters and numbers were the following:
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
I wonder if it's a code or something...
RE: 1 Trillion Ways to Defeat Bowser [Forum Game] - Knuckles - 03-12-2018
Ugandan Knuckles's's's'ss' Method: Inform Bowser that modern neuroscience has proved that all our actions and decisions are merely the machinations of a predetermined universe and that our concept of "free will" is naught but a comforting illusion.
Successful or not?: Bowser isn't sure how to respond.
Reason for Success/Failure: Sweat pours down his face as he questions his life.
RE: 1 Trillion Ways to Defeat Bowser [Forum Game] - littlelum - 03-13-2018
littlelum's method: Do what you normally do
Result: Success!
Reason: Most people here on MFGG aren't terrible at video games, so chances are that the person reading this has already defeat bowser in one way or another
RE: 1 Trillion Ways to Defeat Bowser [Forum Game] - GamerInGeorgia - 03-13-2018
GamerInGeorgia's LAST RESORT: Flee from the castle, get Luigi, and force bribe ask him nicely to vacuum Bowser using his Poltergust 3000.
Result: Success!
Reason: Bowser has succumbed to the compelling forces sucking him into E. Gadd's device, and now rests safely in a painting in E. Gadd's art hall. Good job Luigi!
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Spoiler
If you PM me, I'll be glad to tell you the answer.P.S. - Maybe the reason MFGG went down is because the Bowsers have started their revolt. That means someone tried my method! Yay! (See GamerInGeorgia's previous method.)
RE: 1 Trillion Ways to Defeat Bowser [Forum Game] - Pufflehugs - 03-13-2018
Puffle's Method: Touch the axe.
Result: Success!
Reason for Success: Bowser falls into the pit as usual.
RE: 1 Trillion Ways to Defeat Bowser [Forum Game] - Jaden1291 the Toad - 03-15-2018
Jaden1291's Method: Shout Holy Question Block-ians at him with a microphone and boombox.
Result: Failure
Reason for Failure: The entire castle is destroyed due to the soundwaves, killing you, Bowser, and Peach. Try again!
RE: 1 Trillion Ways to Defeat Bowser [Forum Game] - SonicZetrex - 05-26-2018
SonicZetrex's Method: Try to give him a toy of himself.
Result: Failure
Reason for failure: He loves it, but still not handing over the princess, which is "the cutest toy he'll ever keep in possession".
Come on, let's keep it alive!
RE: 1 Trillion Ways to Defeat Bowser [Forum Game] - СМБХфан - 05-26-2018
SMBXFan's Method: Do the Mario.
Result: Failure
Reason for failure: The show ended. Bowser has already been dead. Do-do-do-dooooo-DEEK!