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Happy X-Mas (War is Over) - Vitiman - 05-06-2018
Well, the war finally ended. Some sources claim Littlelund was victorious, while others claimed the ARML allowed Littlelund to win for a greater power yet to be seen. Unfortunately, I accidentally set fire to the journalistic reports of the events, so we'll never truly know. Furthermore, Littlelund has officially released a press statement entitled "This Joke's On You: What To Do When A Joke Is Run Into The Ground Several Times", a thematic paper detailing that that Littlelund is dismantling its once great empire in favour of selling off the land to a little girl who won a karate tournament using bad chicken. They made a hefty sum of money for doing that! Gotta give credit where credit's due, you know.
The ARML have yet to comment on the matter, but sources close to them said that the once great "Vitiman" (also known as Vitamin, Vimimin, Rystar, Vietnam, PunkYoshi, DrMarioFan1983, biglum, The Horse Of Course, and Father Sweets 'n' Treats) has defected to the side of the ARML after expressing disappointment with the chef behind the Littlelund's armed forces - one insider source has told me that it all began when Vitiman ordered a Triple Patty Deluxe but didn't get any pickles. In any case, when Vitiman joined the side of the enemy, everything was going swimmingly until the ARML briefly changed its name to "Seinfeld: Season 5 on DVD", which caused such an uproar within the splinter cell that it has reportedly disbanded until further notice.
This has been your yearly dosage of MFGG News. Goodbye, godspeed, and courage... the cowardly dog.
RE: Happy X-Mas (War is Over) - DustinVG - 05-06-2018
STUPID DOG, YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD
RE: Happy X-Mas (War is Over) - OssieTheOstrich - 05-06-2018
OOBAOGAOGAOAGOOGAAGOGAO!!!!
(Courage then runs to the camera.)
RE: Happy X-Mas (War is Over) - Saltman - 05-06-2018
Ooooook! Akity-ooka-ook!... Ooky-ak-ooook?? (Great, we won the war! ...Or did we??)