Funny Jokes thread

[Baby Kermit]

hey guys my dad told me a funny joke today that i would like to share with you all

whats the difference between a Hippo


and a Zippo?????



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one is a little lighter !

if you know any funny jokes like this one please share them here !

[Vitiman]

Your father is a wise, wise man.

[Friendly Dictator]

DO NOT under estimate this lakitu to much or it will be the end of that life (note: do not over estimate him either).

LONG LIVE LITTLELUND

[Saltman]

That's cheating .


You're supposed to make the joke yourself.

[Friendly Dictator]

hey guys here's a funny joke

saltman

DO NOT under estimate this lakitu to much or it will be the end of that life (note: do not over estimate him either).

LONG LIVE LITTLELUND

[Evil Yoshi Toes]

How many tickles





Does it take to make an octopus laugh?




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Ten tickles.

[OssieTheOstrich]

Let's build up speed for 24 hours, but first we have to talk about parallel universes.

List of projects I eventually plan to finish after the indefinite hiatus is over, assuming I don't abruptly cancel them:

Spoiler

Mario's Rather Unusual Trilogy (Mario's slightly unusual Boss Rush (Completed), Mario vs. Some Unusual Foes (In development), Mario's VERY Unusual Final Frontier (In development))
Sonic's Foray into Random/Unusual Zones (spin-off of Unusual Trilogy, in development)
Angry Birds Slingshot Frenzy (In development)
Super Mario Flashback: Really Good Edition (In development)
Super Hilda DX (In only conceptual phase)

Yes, I am aware that I have about 6 or so fangame projects currently in development at the same time. And yes, I am also aware that all of this is very ambitious.

+ List of projects I'm helping out with in some small capacity during my hiatus:

Spoiler

Super Mario Bros Dimensions 2 (as a spriter, only for Mario's sprites)
MFGG Community Fangame Project 3 (as a spriter)
WordGirl ReWired (as a artist)

[Evil Yoshi Toes]

Let's build up speed for 24 hours, but first we have to talk about parallel universes.

I don't understand can you explain

[Vitiman]

Let's build up speed for 24 hours, but first we have to talk about parallel universes.

I don't understand can you explain

Ostrich101 accidentally posted in the wrong thread - this is the funny jokes thread, he meant to post in this one instead.

[littlelum]

Let's build up speed for 24 hours, but first we have to talk about parallel universes.

I don't understand can you explain

I may be wrong, but if I had to guess, I think he's talking about Super Mario 64.

I'm a forum guy living in a Discord world

[OssieTheOstrich]

Let's build up speed for 24 hours, but first we have to talk about parallel universes.

I don't understand can you explain

Ostrich101 accidentally posted in the wrong thread - this is the funny jokes thread, he meant to post in this one instead.

Let's build up speed for 24 hours, but first we have to talk about parallel universes.

I don't understand can you explain

I may be wrong, but if I had to guess, I think he's talking about Super Mario 64.

Look at this, it will answer everything: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/05x-a-pres...-universes,
and hey @Michelangelo, you think the joke is unfunny!?

List of projects I eventually plan to finish after the indefinite hiatus is over, assuming I don't abruptly cancel them:

Spoiler

Mario's Rather Unusual Trilogy (Mario's slightly unusual Boss Rush (Completed), Mario vs. Some Unusual Foes (In development), Mario's VERY Unusual Final Frontier (In development))
Sonic's Foray into Random/Unusual Zones (spin-off of Unusual Trilogy, in development)
Angry Birds Slingshot Frenzy (In development)
Super Mario Flashback: Really Good Edition (In development)
Super Hilda DX (In only conceptual phase)

Yes, I am aware that I have about 6 or so fangame projects currently in development at the same time. And yes, I am also aware that all of this is very ambitious.

+ List of projects I'm helping out with in some small capacity during my hiatus:

Spoiler

Super Mario Bros Dimensions 2 (as a spriter, only for Mario's sprites)
MFGG Community Fangame Project 3 (as a spriter)
WordGirl ReWired (as a artist)