crappypasta I wrote about tetris attack

[Yakibomb]

"I'll crush those words with my garbage blocks!" are words that I would soon take back.

As we settled on a level speed and our characters, the message was clear--Two challengers enter, one master leaves. There was no going back, I thought.

He chose Bumpty, and I chose Lungefish. "I'm going to beat him!" I thought.

It is war in itself on screen... This wasn't just an attack. It was a Tetris attack.

"You're not going to get away with this!" That's what I heard the Lungefish say, as if animals could talk to me through the screen. Wait, what?!

His character, the Bumpty, suddenly started talking too, as if he was talking to me. It said, "Those garbage blocks? They're going to crush... YOU!"

And then it was over, as if time somehow skipped when I blinkeded. It was like I forgot who I was.

I looked in my Discord and it said... "GG". It was from him! It was like he was trying to talk to me... No wait, he was! Or was he trying to attack me? A Tetris Attack?

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If it's incoherent, then I achieved greatness.

[VinnyVideo]

It was a red-letter day in Yakibomb's life: the day when he defeated Vinny in hand-to-hand Tetris Attack* combat.

* If you want to get really particular, this was Panel Attack, not Tetris Attack. But either way, fun was had.

Course clear! You got a card.

[Yakibomb]

Old recordings of that battle keep running through my head, and even to this day I knew was wrong about Vinny. He was good. In fact, he was dangerously good.

It was like a bad trip when I went to that circus and that clown kept annoying me... he just kept annoying me... he kept up being all up in my face like a mad dog and jumping around kangaroos on steroids... Man I hated that clown... stupid clown. He was not funny.

Oh, what does this have to do with Vinny? I don't know. Uhh since this has nothing to do with Vinny I'm just going to stop typing.

[VinnyVideo]

People sometimes think I'm Australian. So maybe I am a kangaroo on steroids after all.

Course clear! You got a card.