Give Peace a Chance

**Vitiman** · 05-02-2018, 02:52 AM

We can't let this war go on any longer, it's ruining our economies (well actually, it boosted our economies somehow) and it's just bad form to endlessly fight an endless fight. We'll tire out eventually, and nothing will come of it.

As the ambassador of peace for the United Provinces of Littlelund, I hereby announce that Littlelund wants to make peace with the ARML. We have families caught in the middle of this fight, we have brothers! Some could even say they're very charismatic brothers, even.

I speak to you not as Michelangelo, but as Vitiman - but if you want to speak to Michelangelo, I can put on the costume for a couple of minutes I guess. But that's not my point, I speak to you as the person you once knew. We want to make peace. We want this reign of terror to be over. We want what you want.

Except Friendly, he still wants the badge. We're trying to talk him down to maybe accepting like a second happy heart or something, but he isn't budging. He's not very good at diplomacy, as you can imagine.

**DustinVG** · 05-02-2018, 02:54 AM

The ARML's primary goal is close to being met, though there are other issues still awaiting them.

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**Vitiman** · 05-02-2018, 02:56 AM

Can't we work this out? Can't this sham of a war break down and be over with? We can collaborate to build a better world! We can save the planet!

**DustinVG** · (This post was last modified: 05-02-2018, 03:10 AM by DustinVG.)

The ARML cannot make peace with Littlelund for the ARML is the antithesis of what Littlelund is: a nation of fools worshipping a false god. And not content with keeping to themselves, they force their culture and beliefs on others. The ARML will not stand for it.

While its primary goal was to prevent the social rank inflation of the so called â€œFriendlyâ€ Dictator, it also merely stands to do away with the ideals of the Littlelundian people.

This is the goal of the Anti-Rolling Mario League.

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**Vitiman** · 05-02-2018, 03:08 AM

Vile, pure vile. It figures such foul words could come from a man who enjoys Popeyes chicken. I would say that you disgust me, but that understates exactly how sickening this is.

War is beginning.

**DustinVG** · 05-02-2018, 03:09 AM

(05-02-2018, 03:08 AM)Vitiman Wrote: Vile, pure vile. It figures such foul words could come from a man who enjoys Popeyes chicken. I would say that you disgust me, but that understates exactly how sickening this is.

War is beginning.

It is indeed. Fast.

Louisiana fast.

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**Vitiman** · 05-02-2018, 03:12 AM

The war theater is being staged as we speak...

**VinnyVideo** · 05-02-2018, 09:11 AM

I'll have to go full Swiss in this war. I'm too indecisive to take a side on a matter as difficult as KFC vs. Popeyes.

Course clear! You got a card.

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**Vitiman** · 05-02-2018, 06:57 PM

Long live the Colonel! Fight forever for the Kentucky Fried!

**Friendly Dictator** · 05-02-2018, 08:07 PM

the people of littlelund will never back down until i have my rolling mario badge. if war is necessary, so be it.

DO NOT under estimate this lakitu to much or it will be the end of that life (note: do not over estimate him either).

LONG LIVE LITTLELUND [Image: pnKXAQy.png]

**Briraka** · 05-02-2018, 10:09 PM

nah, keep the war going.

in fact, maybe you could ah... start using nuclear weapons?

... what? no, i'm not salivating. *whipes mouth*

**Gato** · 05-03-2018, 11:29 PM

Finally. I am glad it only lasted an entire day.

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**Vitiman** · 05-05-2018, 07:01 PM

The war is actually ongoing, and will remain ongoing until one side wins.

**Gato** · 05-05-2018, 07:26 PM

Alright, sounds good to me! Just let me know if I am welcome at Club Saturn.

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**littlelum** · 05-06-2018, 12:56 AM

The war's over. littlelund is victorious

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**Friendly Dictator** · 05-06-2018, 01:03 AM

we've done it... after so long...

DO NOT under estimate this lakitu to much or it will be the end of that life (note: do not over estimate him either).

LONG LIVE LITTLELUND [Image: pnKXAQy.png]

**DustinVG** · 05-06-2018, 02:11 AM

Just like the deluded citizens of Littlelund to celebrate before they've even done anything.

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**Vitiman** · 05-06-2018, 02:36 AM

We have done so much. Our victory is much deserved, frankly.

Now let's all celebrate without any tickling involved whatsoever, because tickling is the work of the devil.