If you were a talking plant...?

[SUPERBLOCK]

So, I was sitting peacefully in my chair, not knowing what to do, when a thought crossed my mind: what if *you* were a talking plant? What would you say? A talking plant actually speaks, so you could say the most ridiculous things imaginable...   And also, you would be a lovely flower? What color? Would you be sarcastic? How many stems would you have...? A flower has MANY possibilities.
Well, what would you say?
I'll start with an example of dialogue: "Do you see that hole? Well, if you jump down there, you'll discover a treasure!"

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[fireball3k]

"Don't whiz on the electric fence!"

[littlelum]

"Ignore the other guy, it's totally fine. Just make sure you turn on the fence before you go, okay?"

[VinnyVideo]

"Why are you looking at me like that? Why do you think it's odd that a plant would just start talking?"

Course clear! You got a card.

[DJ Coco]

I'm not sure what I'd say but it'd be something that'd get me plucked immediately.

[Louis Paul]

"Find me a Super Crown, put it on me and you'll have a big surprise!"

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[fireball3k]

"Ignore the other guy, it's totally fine. Just make sure you turn on the fence before you go, okay?"

at which point I, within earshot of you, say "Ren Hoëk tried this and got a Game Over"

[DogToon64]

"..."

If you can't handle the heat.
You can't handle the Neutron Style.