Joke Game Contest #1 Gamin on my Watch

[Yoshin]

It would appear there hasn't been one of these in quite some time. In fact the last one was on the old software back in April. OF 2017! Fear not, for they have returned and now you get a shiny badge.

Now lets get down to the theme

Game and Watch

Parody your favourite Game and Watch Title! Parody your favourite regular game but on the Game and Watch!
But thats a bit vague so lets lay down some rules:

• Your game MUST have Game and Watch style gameplay. If you need some examples of Game and Watch games in action here are some videos.
  
• Keep cursing and the like to a minimum. If it wouldn't work on the forums, it might not work so great in your game.
  
• Nothing seizure inducing. Don't have wild flashing colours or extreme strobe effects.(not sure how those would work given the theme anyways)
  
• All entries are due on August 3rd, 11:59 PM, EST. Extensions will only be allowed if you were actually working on your game before this.
  

Most importantly, have fun. Remember that this is a joke game contest, so you don't have to be the best programmer or artist or whatever. Try and make people laugh. With that all said, good luck everyone!