THERE ARE NO TWO MASK Xs (Xes?)!

[Soda Popinski]

*HUFF* *HUFF* *HUFF*


GAAAHH!! SOMEONE'S BEEN MESSING AROUND WITH MY OWN IDENTITY, NOW HASN'T HE??!!


AARRGH!! This is no joke guys... like it's a big deal really! WE HAVE AN IMPOSTER PRETENDING TO BE MYSELF! FOR REAL!


*Gasp* A'right... I'll calm down. Now let me tell you all something : It's obvious that one thing is hiding one's identity by himself. That's as clear as my moustache, now is it ?


But one completely different thing is STEALING SOMEONE ELSE'S IDENTITY! How would you feel if that happened to you, eh ?

Heh ... I, already can tell you how I would feel... I would feel TERRIBLE! And so would you, now wouldn't you?! OF COURSE YOU WOULD !!


Now how do I know he's an imposter, you ask? EASY!: I'M THE ONE WHO HAS THE REAL MASK!:



Now whoever did this better show himself right NOW!! Because NO ONE does this to me, now do they?! WANNA KNOW WHY? BECAUSE I'M NOT A STUPID GOOMBA! I'M THE GREAT, THE ONLY ONE, THE RECKLESS BA-


Oops . I nearly said it! I should watch my mouth more often, heh...


Anyway, the imposter must be somebody who wants payback, mustn't he ? Y' know Somebody who's REALLY angry with me. BUT WHO COULD IT BE? WHO ?!