Why don't old people die their hair?

[GeneralGuy]

Is the joke that on the main index it says "Why don't old people die ..." ?

Yes, but that was an afterthought.

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My topic is literally just asking why old people don't dye their hair to look younger. I posted a video of how much younger Creed from The Office looks with jet black hair as opposed to gray.

When I saw my topic on the main page of the forums though, I saw it ended at "dye", so I changed it to "die" so it would say "Why don't old people die".