Now this is the story

[SonicKade2048]

Oh, we're posting song lyrics now? Count me in!

Spoiler

> Introduction tune <

When I'm feelin' lonely, sad as I can be,
all by myself, an uncharted island in an endless sea.

What makes me happy, fills me up with glee,
those bones in my jaw, that don't have a flaw,
my shiny teeth and me!

My shiny teeth that twinkle, just like the stars in space!
My shiny teeth that sparkle, addin' beauty to my face!
My shiny teeth that glisten, just like a Christmas tree!
You know they walk a mile just to see me smile, woo!

My shiny teeth and me!

Yes, they're all so perfect, so white and pearly,
brush, gargle, rinse -- a couple breath mints -- my shiny teeth and me!

My shiny teeth so awesome, just like my favorite song!
My shiny teeth, I floss them, so they'll grow and be real strong!
My shiny teeth, I love them! And they all love me!
Why should I talk to you when I've got 32?

My shiny teeth and me!
My shiny teeth and me!

> Instrumental <

My shiny teeth that twinkle, just like the stars in space!
My shiny teeth that sparkle, addin' beauty to my face!
My shiny teeth that glisten, just like a Christmas tree!
You know they walk a mile just to see me smile, woo!

My shiny teeth and me!
My shiny teeth and me!

MY SHINY TEETH AND ME!

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