12-29-2017, 12:18 AM
(This post was last modified: 12-29-2017, 01:16 AM by Soda Popinski.)
Because I'm seeing how boring all of your faces look right now, you're making me sad, seriously 
.
So I'm just gonna give my stupid little mask away and show you all who I truly am!
And the guy behind this handsome man's mask is...
THE RECKLEEEEESSSSSSS BAAAAAAAALLLLLLLDDDDDDD...............................
...SODA POPINSKI!!!
![[Image: giphy.gif]](https://media.giphy.com/media/Z8bZV6kPhRlvy/giphy.gif)
...You get it? BECAUSE I'M BALD! HEH!
You probably were expecting Bald Bull, now didn't you?
Well, Too bad then! IT'S SODA TIME
!
![[Image: DietCoke_12oz.png]](http://www.coca-colaproductfacts.com/content/dam/productfacts/us/productDetails/ProductImages/DietCoke_12oz.png)
HO! HO! HO! HAHAHAHA HO HO HO HAHAHAHA HO HO HO!
*Game over screen appears*
And no, comrade dustinvgmaster. I'm not Von Kaiser just for having a moustache
!
.So I'm just gonna give my stupid little mask away and show you all who I truly am!
And the guy behind this handsome man's mask is...
THE RECKLEEEEESSSSSSS BAAAAAAAALLLLLLLDDDDDDD...............................
...SODA POPINSKI!!!
...You get it? BECAUSE I'M BALD! HEH!
You probably were expecting Bald Bull, now didn't you?
Well, Too bad then! IT'S SODA TIME
! HO! HO! HO! HAHAHAHA HO HO HO HAHAHAHA HO HO HO!
*Game over screen appears*
And no, comrade dustinvgmaster. I'm not Von Kaiser just for having a moustache
!