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[Vitiman]

Anyone can make a dang good fangame, you just have to get to know the very crucial Three Rules of Fangame (and Land) Development:

• 1) Wear Winter Clothing When Making Winter Levels - This one's pretty self-explanatory, I feel. If you're gonna make cold levels, you have to prepare for the cold weather! I don't care if inside it's a blistering 150 degrees central heated Rio hotel lounge, you gotta dress appropriately when making any and all chilly levels in your game!
  
• 2.) Is This Text Smaller For Anyone Else? - Guys, I don't think the bold's working right. Is it getting smaller with every successive thing? Will this show up fine when I make the post? Who knows! Yes, this qualifies as a major fangame development rule. Heed my warning.
  
• 3.) Floss After Every Meal - This one's just common sense. Unless you want cavities early on there sport, you better do some serious flossing. Okay, so there isn't actual conclusive proof that flossing improves dental health, but like I care. There's simply no better way to get rid of gunk and stuff!
  
• 4.) What Okay Now It's Back To Being Bolder - I really don't get MyBB's text editor right now, it's bugging out in increasingly bizarre ways. It's really preventing me from organizing the three (now four) rules of fangame development.
  
• 5.) Don't Sell Your Fangames - Give them away for free instead. Be charitable! No-one likes someone who's stingy with their fortune. Everybody loves a philanthropist.
  
• 6.) Remember That Video Games Aren't Real - I've had manic episodes where I couldn't tell, either. Don't worry, it happens to everybody. Just remember that Mario won't come out of the TV at night to steal your precious dairy products. Get your own MILK, MARIO.
  

So there you go, the now 6 absolutely CRUCIAL rules to fangame (and land) development. I hope you learned something today, and no: you can't go to jail for making fangames, silly! Jail is for adults! Pfft, you'll go to Juvenile Detention Center instead, duh.