If you were a talking plant...?

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So, I was sitting peacefully in my chair, not knowing what to do, when a thought crossed my mind: what if *you* were a talking plant? What would you say? A talking plant actually speaks, so you could say the most ridiculous things imaginable...   And also, you would be a lovely flower? What color? Would you be sarcastic? How many stems would you have...? A flower has MANY possibilities.
Well, what would you say?
I'll start with an example of dialogue: "Do you see that hole? Well, if you jump down there, you'll discover a treasure!"

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