crappypasta I wrote about tetris attack

[Yakibomb]

"I'll crush those words with my garbage blocks!" are words that I would soon take back.

As we settled on a level speed and our characters, the message was clear--Two challengers enter, one master leaves. There was no going back, I thought.

He chose Bumpty, and I chose Lungefish. "I'm going to beat him!" I thought.

It is war in itself on screen... This wasn't just an attack. It was a Tetris attack.

"You're not going to get away with this!" That's what I heard the Lungefish say, as if animals could talk to me through the screen. Wait, what?!

His character, the Bumpty, suddenly started talking too, as if he was talking to me. It said, "Those garbage blocks? They're going to crush... YOU!"

And then it was over, as if time somehow skipped when I blinkeded. It was like I forgot who I was.

I looked in my Discord and it said... "GG". It was from him! It was like he was trying to talk to me... No wait, he was! Or was he trying to attack me? A Tetris Attack?

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If it's incoherent, then I achieved greatness.