MFGG Wrestling 2020

[Great Destination Tracks 3]

Here comes one weird one:

Name: Jelly Cuckoo The Slug (or JC for short)

Hometown: Memeopolis

Affiliation: Face

Ring Intro: Jumps in and says "HELLO MY FRIENDS MY NAME IS JC AND I AM A FRIEND TO ALL OF YOU OH YEAH!"

Height: 4'0"

Weight: 400 IB (he's got so many memes in his brain area)


Stats:
Strength: 6, But he wouldn't hurt a fly. The only thing he can hurt are Snowmen (because he thinks they will explode if you're too close to them)

Speed: 9 (Isn't he a slug? How is he so fast?)

Vitality: 6

Charisma: 8

Moveset: All-Rounder

Finishing Move: "Anvils from the sky!?"
JC Launches anvils out of his head and lands on the opponent and says "WOW THAT MUST'VE HURT REEEEEL BAAAD"

Hullo there, I am Great Destination Tracks 3, but you can call me JC The Slug. I am a Slug.

•  I draw
  
•  I model
  
•  I animate
  
•  I exist
   
  

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Favourite cartoon:

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other favourite cartoon:

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[VinnyVideo]

Another new contender jumps into the fray tonight! I'm not sure if slugs can actually jump, but we shall find out!

W.S. Chungus vs. Jelly Cuckoo the Slug (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

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The Face - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 280 pounds, from Seattle, W.S. Chungus!!! (crowd boos ******)

[W.S. walks to the ring and eats a carrot while the song "Clint Eastwood" by Gorillaz plays. ]

The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 300 pounds, from Memeopolis, Jelly Cuckoo the Slug!!! (crowd cheers ********)

[Jelly Cuckoo the Slug jumps in and says, "HELLO FRIENDS MY NAME IS JC AND I AM A FRIEND TO ALL OF YOU OH YEAH!" Jelly Cuckoo the Slug is fooled by W.S.'s phony offer to shake his hand and gets slapped in the face by W.S. Jelly checks out the ring. (ding, ding, ding) W.S. stomps Jelly Cuckoo the Slug's foot. W.S. executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Jelly. Jelly gets back to his feet. Jelly Cuckoo gouges W.S. Chungus's eyes. Jelly Cuckoo the Slug bites W.S.'s arm out of desparation. ]

SVH - Guess J.C. wanted to see what Mr. Chungus's arm tastes like.

The Face - Probably like victory - the dude still hasn't lost a match!

[W.S. Chungus smacks Jelly Cuckoo the Slug on the rear end. ]

SVH - Jelly Cuckoo gets hit with a spanking.

[Jelly picks up W.S. Chungus and front slams him on the mat. Jelly Cuckoo the Slug chants start. Jelly fist drops W.S. Chungus on the mat. Now Jelly Cuckoo standing. Jelly Cuckoo fist drops W.S. on the mat. Now Jelly Cuckoo standing. Now W.S. standing. W.S. Chungus delivers a jumping neck snap on Jelly. Jelly grabs W.S. Chungus's head and hits him in the face. Jelly Cuckoo the Slug hits W.S. Chungus with a headbutt to the mid-section. Jelly picks up W.S. and hits him with a Back Suplex. Jelly gets up. Jelly Cuckoo the Slug hooks W.S. in the abdominal stretch. The referee is checking the situation. W.S. tries to escape. J.C. holds tight, but W.S. escapes. Jelly Cuckoo fist drops W.S. on the mat. Jelly Cuckoo the Slug gets back to his feet. W.S. stands up. Jelly Cuckoo the Slug kicks W.S. in the stomach. W.S. is back on his feet. W.S. hits a flying karate chop right to Jelly Cuckoo the Slug's neck. Jelly Cuckoo jabs W.S. Chungus. Flying somersault drop kick by W.S. puts him back in the match. ]

The Face - W.S. with a flying somersault dropkick.

[W.S. moves back to his feet. W.S. Chungus elbow smashes Jelly in the nose. Jelly Cuckoo the Slug gets elbowed to his midsection by W.S. A flying shoulder block send Jelly Cuckoo the Slug to the mat. W.S. Chungus climbs to his feet. W.S. hits Jelly with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. ]

The Face - W.S. Chungus uses an elbowdrop.

[Now W.S. standing. W.S. jumps and elbow smashes the lying Jelly Cuckoo the Slug. ]

SVH - Well, it beats getting iodized, but barely.

[Now Jelly Cuckoo the Slug standing. Jelly Cuckoo is smashed with a flying clothesline by W.S. from the top rope. Now W.S. Chungus standing. Jelly isn't appreciating the CPR W.S. Chungus is doing. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Jelly escapes. ]

The Face - W.S. almost won the match with unskilled cardiopulmonary resuscitation!

[Jelly Cuckoo the Slug moves back to his feet. W.S. Chungus and Jelly Cuckoo go to the floor. The Walrus starts the count (.1) ]

SVH - This is quality sports entertainment!

[(..2) W.S. attempts to kick Jelly, but Jelly catches his leg. W.S. Chungus flips around and kicks Jelly. W.S. moves back to his feet. (...3) W.S. hits Jelly Cuckoo with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. ]

The Face - Jelly Cuckoo the Slug takes an elbowdrop.

[Now Jelly standing. (....4) W.S. whips Jelly's feet from under him with a side kick. ]

SVH - W.S. Chungus performs a flying side kick.

[W.S. Chungus moves back to his feet. Jelly Cuckoo the Slug gets back to his feet. (.....5) W.S. Chungus takes Jelly Cuckoo the Slug into the ring. W.S. Chungus hits Jelly Cuckoo the Slug with an earringer. ]

The Face - W.S. may or may not be able to hear anymore!

[A somersault bodyblock by W.S. does little damage to Jelly Cuckoo the Slug. ]

SVH - W.S. performs a flying somersault bodyblock.

[W.S. Chungus gets back to his feet. W.S. and Jelly Cuckoo go to the floor ]

The Face - W.S. Chungus will be counted out if he stays here too long.

[The Walrus starts the count (.1) W.S. jumps off of the turnbuckle with a 450 splash on Jelly. W.S. sucks chants start in the crowd. W.S. moves back to his feet. (..2) ]

SVH - This is quality sports entertainment!

[W.S. Chungus off the top rope with a somersault legdrop onto Jelly Cuckoo the Slug's chest. W.S. Chungus sucks chants start in the crowd. (...3) ]

The Face - What a match!

[Jelly Cuckoo gets hit with a diving elbow smash from W.S. W.S. stands up. Jelly Cuckoo the Slug is back on his feet. W.S. Chungus tries to bite Jelly's ear. So undignified! W.S. Chungus sucks chants start in the crowd. W.S. Chungus takes Jelly Cuckoo into the ring. W.S. goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Jelly Cuckoo. A flying bodypress by W.S. takes Jelly Cuckoo to the mat with authority. W.S. is back on his feet. W.S. Chungus gives Jelly Cuckoo the Mafia Slam. W.S. covers Jelly Cuckoo with a fantastic handspring hurricanrana. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

SVH - We've got ourselves a winner!

The Face - The winner of this match, W.S. Chungus!!!

Quick Results

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• W.S. Chungus defeats J.C. the Slug by pinfall

Course clear! You got a card.

[VinnyVideo]

The MFGG World title belt looks terrific on top of Uncle Clay's mantle. But it's time for a new champion to emerge tonight on Corona Coronation!

12 Man Battle Royal (Over The Top Battle Royal) (MFGG World)

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The Face - The following is a 12 man Over The Top Battle Royal battle royal.

[All 12 wrestler are at the ring. (the bell rings) Kirby's Adventure punches Augment. Augment hits him with a back fist. ]

SVH - Let's see what this dirty dozen has in store for us!

[Kirby's Adventure executes a swinging bulldog on Augment driving Augment's face into the mat. Kirby's Adventure gets up. Augment gets up. Augment grabs Kirby's Adventure by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. Augment spinning mule kicks Kirby's Adventure. Kirby's Adventure stands up. Augment jabs Kirby's Adventure. Augment executes the jumping sidekick on Kirby's Adventure. Kirby's Adventure stands up. Augment superkicks Kirby's Adventure. Kirby's Adventure lifts Augment high into the air with a vertical suplex! Kirby's Adventure goes for a slingshot elbow drop but Augment dodges the attack. ]

SVH - Don't even think about changing the channel.

[Orb Johnson with a low blow on Augment. Augment is back on his feet. Orb Johnson nails Augment with a belly-to-back suplex. Orb Johnson stands up. Augment is up again. Augment hits Orb with the back of his elbow. Orb with a closed fist on Augment. Orb hits Augment with an elbowdrop. Orb climbs to his feet. Augment is back on his feet. Augment hits Orb Johnson with a heart punch. Orb Johnson gets up. Orb nails Augment with a belly-to-back suplex. Orb hits Augment with an elbowdrop. Orb Johnson hits Augment with an elbowdrop. ]

The Face - Orb Johnson with an elbowdrop.

[Orb Johnson gets back to his feet. Orb Johnson hits Augment with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Augment stands up. Augment executes the brainbuster on Orb. Augment chants start. Now Augment standing. Augment fist drops Orb on the mat. Augment stands up. Orb Johnson is up again. Orb with an illegal chokehold on Augment. ]

SVH - Augment gets hit with a choke hold.

[Augment gets up. Augment executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Orb Johnson. ]

The Face - Orb takes a ropeflip hiptoss.

[Orb Johnson nails Augment with a belly-to-back suplex. Orb Johnson is back on his feet. Augment moves back to his feet. Augment takes Orb Johnson down with a knee. Orb Johnson stands up. Orb nails Augment with a belly-to-back suplex. Orb is back on his feet. Augment moves back to his feet. Augment punches Orb in the head. ]

The Face - Take that!

[Augment kicks Orb Johnson in the groin. Orb goes for a belly-to-back superplex but Augment dodges the attack. James O. Wimpo gets back to his feet. James chokes Dudim the Dolphin with his boot. James O. Wimpo chants start. James tries for a brainbuster but is unable to lift Dudim the Dolphin. James O. Wimpo executes a neck scissors on Dudim. James gets up. James puts Dudim the Dolphin in an arm grapevine submission. Now Dudim the Dolphin standing. James O. Wimpo tosses Dudim to ringside. Dudim was eliminated by James. ]

SVH - Dudim must've mistaken that ringside for a nice little swimming pool!

[Jelly Cuckoo sets Ostro up and DDTs him into the mat. ]

The Face - I'm so jelly of that powerful move!

[Jelly Cuckoo fist drops Ostro on the mat. Jelly Cuckoo the Slug stands up. Jelly Cuckoo the Slug fist drops Ostro on the mat. ]

SVH - The brotherly love is flowing tonight, I see!

[Jelly Cuckoo gets back to his feet. Jelly Cuckoo measures Ostro the Ostrich up and drops a closed fist. Jelly Cuckoo the Slug gets back to his feet. Jelly Cuckoo measures Ostro the Ostrich up and drops a closed fist. Jelly stands up. Ostro the Ostrich is back on his feet. Ostro the Ostrich nails Jelly Cuckoo with an inverted DDT. ]

The Face - If Ostro the Ostrich keeps using moves like that inverted DDT he could win the match!

[Ostro the Ostrich tries for a power move but is not strong enough to lift Jelly Cuckoo. Jelly Cuckoo is back on his feet. Ostro mule kicks Jelly Cuckoo the Slug. Jelly Cuckoo gouges Ostro the Ostrich's eyes out. Jelly Cuckoo chops Ostro. ]

The Face - Jelly executes a chop.

[Jelly Cuckoo the Slug hits a kneeling headbutt to Ostro's groin. Jelly measures Ostro up and drops a closed fist. Ostro is up again. Now Tarkan the Dragon standing. Tarkan executes a corkscrew legdrop on Mario. Tarkan climbs to his feet. Tarkan hits a spinning leg lariat on Mario, sending him to the mat. Mario gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Tarkan the Dragon. Tarkan the Dragon is up again. Mario gets up. Tarkan the Dragon jabs Mario. Tarkan the Dragon tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Mario.]Mario jumps from the top and nails Tarkan with a flying axhandle smash. Tarkan stands up. Super Mario goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Tarkan the Dragon. ]

The Face - That's what happens when you look too much like a Goomba!

[Mario gets up. Tarkan the Dragon is up again. Tarkan superkicks Super Mario. Tarkan the Dragon fist drops Super Mario on the mat. Tarkan the Dragon gets up. Tarkan the Dragon hits Mario with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Tarkan gets back to his feet. Tarkan the Dragon stomps Super Mario's head. Super Mario gets back to his feet. Tarkan mule kicks Mario. Now Mario standing. Mario executes a bulldog off of the top rope, bringing Augment crashing face first to the mat. Now Mario standing. Augment moves back to his feet. Super Mario jabs Augment. ]

SVH - Mario performs a jab.

[Augment hits a koppo kick on Mario. Mario gets up. Augment hits a spinning leg lariat on Super Mario sending him to the mat. Augment executes a corkscrew legdrop on Super Mario. Augment gets up. Augment kicks Mario in the stomach. Mario is up again. Mario hits a ropeflip moonsault on Augment. Mario gets back to his feet. Augment moves back to his feet. El Fat Rat stands up. El Fat Rat bites Tarkan's ear. Queso-Bruto gives Tarkan a hard spanking. ]

The Face - El Fat Rat with a spanking.

[Tarkan the Dragon tries for a dragon suplex but is not strong enough to lift El Fat Rat. Tarkan the Dragon tries for a fallaway slam but is not strong enough to lift El Fat Rat. James O. Wimpo does nothing. It's not very effective. ]

SVH - It sure ain't.

[James executes a neck scissors on Tarkan the Dragon. Tarkan the Dragon moves back to his feet. James O. Wimpo tries for a brainbuster but is unable to lift Tarkan the Dragon. James O. Wimpo tries for a brainbuster but is unable to lift Tarkan the Dragon. James O. Wimpo throws Tarkan to the floor. Tarkan was eliminated by James. ]

The Face - Well, maybe that guy is more dangerous than we ever gave him credit for!

[Kirby's Adventure hits a windmill suplex. Ostro the Ostrich goes down hard. Kirby's Adventure chants start. Kirby's Adventure stands up. Kirby's Adventure stomps Ostro's head. Now Ostro standing. Ostro the Ostrich nails Kirby's Adventure with a belly-to-back suplex. Ostro the Ostrich measures Kirby's Adventure up and drops a closed fist. Kirby's Adventure jabs Ostro the Ostrich. Ostro the Ostrich bites Kirby's Adventure's arm out of desparation. Kirby's Adventure lifts Ostro the Ostrich and throws him, making him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Kirby's Adventure climbs to his feet. Kirby's Adventure hits Ostro with an elbowdrop. Ostro moves back to his feet. Super Mario goes for a tilt-a-whirl powerslam but Augment dodges the attack. Super Mario hits a flying karate chop right to Augment's neck. A side kick by Super Mario turns the match around by knocking Augment to the mat. ]

The Face - A + B, baby!

[Mario climbs to his feet. Augment gets up. Augment uppercuts Super Mario. Augment mule kicks Super Mario. Now Super Mario standing. Kirby's Adventure executes a piledriver on W.S. Augment kicks W.S. Chungus. ]

SVH - I wish every match could be like this!

[El Fat Rat tries for a Cobra Clutch Suplex but is not strong enough to lift Super Mario. El Fat Rat stomps Super Mario's foot. Mario uses a closed fist on Queso-Bruto. El Fat Rat tries for a Front Ring Rope Suplex but is unable to lift Mario. Flying somersault drop kick by Super Mario puts him back in the match. Now Super Mario standing. Queso-Bruto tries for a Vertical Suplex but is not strong enough to lift Jelly Cuckoo the Slug.]

SVH - What a match!

[Augment leg lariats Kirby's Adventure, sending him to the mat. Kirby's Adventure gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Augment. Augment stands up. Augment rolls onto Kirby's Adventure connecting with a knee. Kirby's Adventure is up again. Kirby's Adventure gets hit with a back heel kick. Kirby's Adventure is back on his feet. Kirby's Adventure executes a jawbreaker on Augment. ]

SVH - Kirby's Adventure performs a jawbreaker.

[Kirby's Adventure is up again. Augment gets up. Augment punches Kirby's Adventure in the gut. Jelly with a falling splash on W.S. Chungus. Jelly gets back to his feet. ]

The Face - MFGG Wrestling is the only place for entertainment like this!

[Mario picks up Augment and front slams him on the mat. ]

SVH - Spectacular front slam!

[Mario goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Augment. Mario chants start. ]

The Face - I hope his brother came to cheer him on this time!

[Mario stands up. Orb hits James with the belly-to-belly suplex. Orb sucks chants start in the crowd. Orb gets back to his feet. Orb Johnson sets James up DDTs him into the mat. Orb sets James O. Wimpo up and DDTs him into the mat. Orb hits James with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Orb Johnson is up again. Orb tosses James to ringside. James was eliminated by Orb. ]

SVH - That will do it for James O. Wimpo. He's been eliminated!

[Augment goes for a power move but Jelly Cuckoo the Slug dodges the attack. Augment is back on his feet. Augment dropkicks Jelly to the face. Augment grabs Jelly's arm, drops down, and has him in an arm grapevine. Jelly is up again. Augment pins Jelly against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Jelly grabs Augment by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. Augment kicks Jelly in the head. Jelly moves back to his feet. Jelly Cuckoo the Slug picks up Augment and hits him with a Back Suplex. Jelly is back on his feet. Jelly Cuckoo measures Augment up and drops a closed fist. ]

The Face - Augment takes a fist drop.

[Jelly Cuckoo the Slug is up again. Augment climbs to his feet. Jelly Cuckoo jabs Augment. Jelly Cuckoo the Slug kicks Augment in the back of the leg. Augment stands up. Jelly is hit with a backward kick. Jelly Cuckoo hits Augment with a heart punch. Now Augment standing. Augment tries for a legsweep faceslam but Jelly Cuckoo the Slug avoids it. Queso-Bruto has the advantage, and he grabs El Voido with an arm wrench. Queso-Bruto grabs El Voido's arm, drops down, and has him in an arm grapevine. ]

SVH - El Fat Rat performs an arm grapevine.

[El Voido is back on his feet. El Voido goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps El Fat Rat. ]

The Face - El Voido with a flying double foot stomp.

[El Voido is back on his feet. El Fat Rat is back on his feet. El Voido kicks El Fat Rat's head out of desperation because El Fat Rat blocked El Voido's first kick. El Voido jumps and elbow smashes the lying Queso-Bruto. ]

SVH - Queso-Bruto gets hit with a diving elbow smash.

[El Voido moves back to his feet. El Fat Rat gets back to his feet. Flying somersault drop kick by El Voido puts him back in the match. ]

The Face - El Voido uses a flying somersault dropkick.

[El Voido gets back to his feet. El Fat Rat moves back to his feet. Mario goes for a tiger suplex but El Voido dodges the attack. ]

SVH - What an outstanding match!

[Mario hits a running forearm smash on El Voido's face. ]

The Face - Super Mario executes a running forearm smash.

[Kirby's Adventure bounces Augment off the ropes and hits him with a backdrop. Augment gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Kirby's Adventure. Kirby's Adventure gets up. Augment is up again. Augment legsweeps Kirby's Adventure. ]

The Face - Augment with a legsweep.

[Augment executes a corkscrew legdrop on Kirby's Adventure. Augment stands up. Augment rolls onto Kirby's Adventure connecting with a knee. Augment grabs Kirby's Adventure's arm, drops down, and has him in an arm grapevine. Kirby's Adventure gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Augment. Augment is back on his feet. Kirby's Adventure is back on his feet. Super Mario picks Orb Johnson up and side suplexes him to the mat. ]

SVH - Super Mario is doing quite well at this point in the match.

[Mario hits Orb with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Super Mario climbs to his feet. Orb gets back to his feet. Super Mario hits Orb Johnson with the back of his elbow. Mario elbow smashes Orb Johnson in the nose. Mario connects with a flying knee. Orb goes down. Now Orb standing. Mario executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Orb. ]

The Face - Mario uses a ropeflip hiptoss.

[Orb moves back to his feet. Orb puts Super Mario on the turnbuckle and executes a belly-to-belly superplex. Orb Johnson sucks chants start in the crowd. ]

SVH - Don't forget to do plenty of business with our proud sponsors!

[Orb Johnson hits Super Mario with an elbowdrop. Now Orb standing. Orb Johnson is hit with a backward kick. Mario knees Orb Johnson and rolls back to his feet. Orb Johnson climbs to his feet. Orb Johnson with a bearhug on Super Mario. Super Mario moves back to his feet. Orb catches Mario's leg, but Super Mario reverses it with an enzuigiri to Orb's head. Mario is back on his feet. Orb Johnson gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Mario. Now Mario standing. Orb Johnson climbs to his feet. Orb sets W.S. up and DDTs him into the mat. Orb Johnson sucks chants start in the crowd. ]

The Face - I'm impressed with Orb's power move.

[Orb Johnson hits W.S. Chungus with an elbowdrop. ]

SVH - Orb performs an elbowdrop.

[Orb Johnson is back on his feet. Orb Johnson hits W.S. Chungus with an elbowdrop. Orb Johnson is back on his feet. Orb hits W.S. with an elbowdrop. W.S. gets up. Flying somersault drop kick by W.S. puts him back in the match. W.S. gets back to his feet. W.S. Chungus hits Orb with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. W.S. is back on his feet. Orb is up again. Orb Johnson with a suplex on W.S. Orb hits W.S. with an elbowdrop. Orb Johnson is up again. Orb nails W.S. with a belly-to-back suplex. Orb hits W.S. with an elbowdrop. Orb Johnson nails W.S. Chungus with a belly-to-back suplex. Orb is up again. W.S. Chungus stands up. W.S. hits Orb with a tilt-a-whirl powerslam. W.S. Chungus sucks chants start in the crowd. Orb stands up. A springboard dropkick by W.S. sends Orb Johnson to the mat. ]

The Face - Orb takes a springboard dropkick.

[W.S. gets back to his feet. Augment tries for a headscissors takeover but Kirby's Adventure avoids it. Augment hiptosses Kirby's Adventure. Kirby's Adventure moves back to his feet. Augment is hit with a backward kick. Augment is up again. Augment does a cartwheel and kicks Kirby's Adventure in the face. ]

SVH - Augment performs a cartwheel kick.

[Kirby's Adventure gets back to his feet. Kirby's Adventure superkicks Augment. Kirby's Adventure is hit with a backward kick. Augment fist drops Kirby's Adventure on the mat. Augment executes a corkscrew legdrop on Kirby's Adventure. Now Augment standing. Kirby's Adventure lifts Augment and hits a Block Buster Suplex. ]

The Face - Makes me want to check out a wrestling game for my Nintendo 64.

[Kirby's Adventure moves back to his feet. Mario hits Jelly Cuckoo the Slug with the Koopa Crusha! Kirby's Adventure hits El Voido with an atomic drop. Kirby's Adventure goes for a diving headbutt but El Voido dodges the attack. ]

SVH - This is how wrestling should be! Did you see that last move?

[Super Mario hits the handspring moonsault on Orb. ]

SVH - If Super Mario keeps using moves like that handspring moonsault he could win the match!

[Mario knees Orb and rolls back to his feet. Orb moves back to his feet. Orb with a body slam on Mario. Orb hits Super Mario with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Orb moves back to his feet. Orb hits Super Mario with an elbowdrop. Super Mario gets back to his feet. Orb Johnson with a punch on Mario. Mario is back on his feet. El Voido gets thrown into the corner and gets elbowdropped by El Fat Rat. Queso-Bruto puts El Voido in an arm grapevine submission. El Voido gets up. A side kick by El Voido turns the match around by knocking El Fat Rat to the mat. Queso-Bruto climbs to his feet. A forearm choke by El Fat Rat nearly gets him disqualified. Queso-Bruto lifts El Voido and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. El Voido gets up. W.S. Chungus tries for a flying clothesline but Super Mario avoids it. Augment climbs to his feet. Augment executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Ostro the Ostrich. Ostro the Ostrich gets back to his feet. Ostro the Ostrich pokes Augment in the eyes. Augment hits Ostro with the back of his elbow. Augment uses a closed fist on Ostro the Ostrich. ]

The Face - Augment with a punch.

[Ostro hits Augment with the back of his elbow. Augment punches Ostro the Ostrich in the gut. Augment hiptosses Ostro. Ostro stands up. Ostro the Ostrich throws Augment off the ropes and hits him with a cross-body block. Ostro stands up. Augment stands up. W.S. Chungus climbs to the top rope, jumps on Ostro the Ostrich and tornado DDT's him onto the mat. ]

SVH - He's gonna feel that one!

[Mario smashes Kirby's Adventure's face with a flying forearm from the top rope. Super Mario chants start. Super Mario climbs to his feet. Kirby's Adventure climbs to his feet. Mario hits Kirby's Adventure with a single arm DDT. Super Mario chants start. Now Super Mario standing. Super Mario hits Kirby's Adventure with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Super Mario climbs to his feet. Kirby's Adventure climbs to his feet. Mario chops Kirby's Adventure. Super Mario slaps both sides of Kirby's Adventure's head. Kirby's Adventure executes a huge gutbuster on Super Mario. Kirby's Adventure fist drops Mario on the mat. Mario gets back to his feet. Kirby's Adventure uses a closed fist on Super Mario. Kirby's Adventure kicks Mario in the stomach. Super Mario leaps up, swings around Kirby's Adventure, and DDT's him onto the mat. Kirby's Adventure climbs to his feet. Out of desperation, Mario dives from the second turnbuckle, shoulder blocking Kirby's Adventure. Mario gets up. Mario jumps and elbow smashes the lying Kirby's Adventure. Super Mario moves back to his feet. Super Mario tackles Kirby's Adventure. Kirby's Adventure gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Mario. Now Mario standing. Mario flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. Mario stands up. Queso-Bruto tries for a superplex but is not strong enough to lift Super Mario.]

SVH - Maybe he ate plenty of spaghetti this evening.

[Queso-Bruto pins Super Mario against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Mario kicks El Fat Rat in the stomach. Super Mario rolls onto Queso-Bruto connecting with a knee. El Fat Rat tries for a jackhammer suplex but is not strong enough to lift Mario. Queso-Bruto chomps at Super Mario's ear. The Walrus can't approve of this. El Fat Rat does a foot stomp on Super Mario. Queso-Bruto smacks Mario on the rear end. ]

SVH - Queso-Bruto performs a spanking.

[Kirby's Adventure goes for a knee drop but Ostro the Ostrich dodges the attack. ]

The Face - This is the best match in the history of the WORLD!!

[Kirby's Adventure grabs Ostro the Ostrich and applies an arm wrench. Kirby's Adventure mule kicks Ostro the Ostrich. Ostro the Ostrich moves back to his feet. Kirby's Adventure nails Ostro with a belly-to-back suplex. Kirby's Adventure gets up. Ostro the Ostrich hits a power slam on Kirby's Adventure. Ostro the Ostrich gets up. Orb picks up El Voido and executes the cradle DDT. Orb is back on his feet. El Voido gets back to his feet. Orb Johnson nails El Voido with a belly-to-back suplex. Orb Johnson gets up. El Voido gives Orb a hard spanking. El Voido hits a jumping elbow thrust on Orb. Orb gets back to his feet. El Voido hits a flying karate chop right to Orb Johnson's neck. Orb nails El Voido with a belly-to-back suplex. Orb Johnson gets back to his feet. El Voido climbs to his feet. Orb Johnson is smashed with a flying clothesline by El Voido from the top rope. El Voido is up again. Orb stands up. Ostro the Ostrich tries for a power move but is not strong enough to lift Jelly. Jelly gets back to his feet. Ostro the Ostrich hits Jelly Cuckoo with the double arm DDT into the mat. Ostro moves back to his feet. Jelly Cuckoo gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Ostro. ]

The Face - I see the brothers are back to not acting like bros.

[Jelly gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Ostro the Ostrich. Ostro the Ostrich is up again. Jelly Cuckoo climbs to his feet. Jelly Cuckoo the Slug executes the jumping sidekick on Ostro the Ostrich. Ostro the Ostrich moves back to his feet. Ostro the Ostrich slaps the face of Jelly. Ostro is back on his feet. Ostro the Ostrich is speared by Jelly Cuckoo. ]

SVH - Ha!

[Jelly Cuckoo gets back to his feet. Ostro the Ostrich climbs to his feet. Jelly Cuckoo hits Ostro with the belly-to-belly suplex. ]

The Face - The crowd is really getting into it!

[Jelly measures Ostro up and drops a closed fist. Jelly Cuckoo fist drops Ostro on the mat. Jelly Cuckoo the Slug gets up. Ostro is up again. Ostro jabs Jelly Cuckoo the Slug. ]

The Face - Ostro the Ostrich executes a jab.

[Jelly Cuckoo gets hit with a back heel kick. ]

SVH - Ostro performs a back heel kick.

[Jelly Cuckoo the Slug is up again. Ostro the Ostrich gets tiger suplexed by Jelly. Jelly is back on his feet. Ostro is back on his feet. Jelly bites Ostro the Ostrich's arm out of desparation. Jelly hits Ostro the Ostrich with an earringer. Kirby's Adventure is back on his feet. Kirby's Adventure hits Queso-Bruto with the back of his elbow. ]

The Face - Kirby's Adventure executes a back elbow.

[El Fat Rat holds Kirby's Adventure in the corner. Queso-Bruto lifts Kirby's Adventure and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Kirby's Adventure grabs El Fat Rat's leg and takes him down. ]

SVH - Queso-Bruto gets hit with a single leg takedown.

[Kirby's Adventure grabs Queso-Bruto and applies an arm wrench. Kirby's Adventure stomps Queso-Bruto. Queso-Bruto gets up. Queso-Bruto puts Kirby's Adventure in a half nelson... Queso-Bruto waistlocks Kirby's Adventure and falls backwards. Kirby's Adventure climbs to his feet. El Fat Rat smacks Kirby's Adventure on the rear end. Kirby's Adventure throws El Fat Rat off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block. El Fat Rat is back on his feet. El Fat Rat gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. Queso-Bruto executes a neck scissors on Kirby's Adventure. Queso-Bruto gets up. El Fat Rat grabs Kirby's Adventure's arm, drops down, and has him in an arm grapevine. Kirby's Adventure is back on his feet. Kirby's Adventure with a high crossbody on Queso-Bruto. Now Kirby's Adventure standing. Kirby's Adventure shoulder tackles Queso-Bruto. Kirby's Adventure stands up. Kirby's Adventure hits Queso-Bruto with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Kirby's Adventure moves back to his feet. Queso-Bruto is up again. Augment executes a neck scissors on Jelly Cuckoo the Slug. Augment gets up. Jelly Cuckoo the Slug moves back to his feet. Ostro the Ostrich hits Augment with the belly-to-belly suplex. Ostro the Ostrich is up again. Now Augment standing. El Voido puts Kirby's Adventure on the turnbuckle and executes the top-rope DDT. El Voido gets up. Kirby's Adventure is knocked to the ground by El Voido's handspring moonsault. El Voido hits Kirby's Adventure with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. El Voido gets up. Kirby's Adventure is back on his feet. Kirby's Adventure punches El Voido in the head. El Voido does a foot stomp on Kirby's Adventure. ]

SVH - Kirby's Adventure gets hit with a foot stomp.

[Kirby's Adventure bends over as El Voido elbows him in the midsection. ]

The Face - This ring is still crowded!

[El Voido on the turnbuckle, Kirby's Adventure rising from the mat, El Voido leaps from the top rope with a bodypress Now El Voido standing. El Voido hits Kirby's Adventure with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. El Voido climbs to his feet. Augment kicks Queso-Bruto in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the mat. Augment chants start. Augment with a headscissors takeover on El Fat Rat. El Fat Rat gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Augment. Now El Fat Rat standing. Augment dropkicks Queso-Bruto to the face. Augment climbs to his feet. Augment throws Queso-Bruto to the floor. Queso-Bruto was eliminated by Augment. ]

The Face - Byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye!

[Augment executes a neck scissors on Ostro the Ostrich. Augment chants start. Augment stands up. Augment leg drops the throat of Ostro the Ostrich. Ostro the Ostrich gets back to his feet. Augment grabs Ostro the Ostrich by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. Augment hits a spinning leg lariat on Ostro the Ostrich sending him to the mat. Now Ostro standing. Augment throws Ostro the Ostrich to the floor. Ostro the Ostrich was eliminated by Augment. ]

The Face - That will do it for Ostro the Ostrich. He's been eliminated!

[El Voido charges headfirst into Augment. El Voido hits Augment with a flying senton. El Voido is up again. El Voido with a somersault splash on Augment. El Voido hits Augment with a moonsault after springboarding off of the second rope. El Voido sucks chants start in the crowd. El Voido is back on his feet. Augment gets back to his feet. El Voido throws Augment to the floor. Augment was eliminated by El Voido. ]

SVH - They're dropping like flies now!

[El Voido goes for a dropkick but Orb dodges the attack. El Voido goes for a flying tomahawk but Orb Johnson dodges the attack. El Voido leaps up, swings around Orb, and DDT's him onto the mat. ]

The Face - Incredible leaping swinging DDT by El Voido.

SVH - What a match!

[El Voido hits a ropeflip moonsault on W.S. Chungus. Now W.S. Chungus standing. W.S. holds his head after recieving an earringer from El Voido. W.S. gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. El Voido executes a ropeflip hiptoss on W.S. W.S. Chungus chomps at El Voido's ear. The Walrus can't approve of this. El Voido gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on W.S. Chungus. El Voido holds his mouth after receiving an elbowsmash to the face. W.S. on the turnbuckle, El Voido rising from the mat, W.S. leaps from the top rope with a bodypress. W.S. stands up. El Voido gets hit with a diving elbow smash from W.S. W.S. moves back to his feet. El Voido is up again. Flying side kick by W.S. Chungus takes El Voido off his feet. El Voido gets back to his feet. El Voido kicks W.S. Chungus in the stomach and executes the sitdown face slam. ]

The Face - W.S. takes a sitdown faceslam.

[El Voido is up again. El Voido's risk pays off when he nails Orb Johnson with a flying knee drop to the face. Jelly Cuckoo the Slug fist drops W.S. Chungus on the mat. Jelly Cuckoo the Slug moves back to his feet. Jelly Cuckoo the Slug climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on W.S. Jelly gets back to his feet. Jelly knee drops W.S. Chungus. Jelly Cuckoo the Slug stands up. Jelly Cuckoo the Slug fist drops W.S. Chungus on the mat. Jelly Cuckoo the Slug throws W.S. to the floor. W.S. was eliminated by Jelly Cuckoo. ]

The Face - See ya later!

[Mario takes Kirby's Adventure to the mat with a spinning leg lariat. Mario climbs to his feet. Super Mario executes a split legged moonsault on to Kirby's Adventure. Super Mario chants start. Super Mario gets back to his feet. Kirby's Adventure stands up. Mario puts Kirby's Adventure on the top rope and executes a superplex. Super Mario climbs to his feet. Kirby's Adventure stands up. Super Mario climbs to the top rope, jumps on Kirby's Adventure and tornado DDT's him onto the mat. Kirby's Adventure is up again. Mario gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Kirby's Adventure. Super Mario throws Kirby's Adventure over the ropes. Kirby's Adventure was eliminated by Super Mario. ]

SVH - Kirby's Adventure has been eliminated!

[Mario off the top rope with a somersault legdrop onto Jelly's chest. Super Mario is up again. Jelly is up again. Mario power slams Jelly Cuckoo the Slug. Jelly Cuckoo the Slug looks to be out cold! Super Mario knees Jelly Cuckoo the Slug and rolls back to his feet. Mario hits Jelly Cuckoo the Slug with a moonsault after springboarding off of the second rope. Super Mario gets back to his feet. Super Mario throws Jelly Cuckoo to the floor. Jelly Cuckoo was eliminated by Mario. ]

The Face - Jelly is out of here!!

[Orb Johnson piledrives El Voido. Orb Johnson piledrives El Voido. El Voido is up again. Out of desperation, El Voido dives from the second turnbuckle, shoulder blocking Orb. El Voido gets back to his feet. Now Orb standing. Orb with a powerful choke lift on El Voido. Orb hits El Voido with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Orb Johnson climbs to his feet. El Voido is back on his feet. Orb Johnson with a bearhug on El Voido. Orb nails El Voido with a belly-to-back suplex. Orb gets up. Now El Voido standing. Orb Johnson throws El Voido over the ropes. El Voido was eliminated by Orb Johnson. ]

SVH - That will do it for El Voido. Only two wrestlers left!

[Super Mario gets set on top the turnbuckle and hits Orb Johnson with a splash. Super Mario with a backbreaker on Orb. Super Mario chants start. ]

The Face - Nice move by Super Mario.

[Orb Johnson gets back to his feet. Mario executes the twisting moonsault on to Orb. Super Mario gets back to his feet. A 450 somersault kick by Super Mario takes its toll on Orb. Orb gets up. Orb gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Super Mario comes at him and drills him with a spin jump, knocking Orb out of the ring. Orb Johnson was eliminated by Mario. ]

SVH - Orb Johnson is gone from the match!

The Face - The winner of the battle royal, and new MFGG World champion, Super Mario!!!

SVH - Wow.

Quick Results

Spoiler

Super Mario wins the battle royale, thus obtaining the MFGG World title belt.

Order of elimination:

• James O. Wimpo eliminates Dudim the Dolphin
  
• James O. Wimpo eliminates Tarkan the Dragon
  
• Orb Johnson eliminates James O. Wimpo
  
• Augment eliminates El Fat Rat
  
• Augment eliminates Ostro the Ostrich
  
• El Voido eliminates Augment
  
• J.C. the Slug eliminates W.S. Chungus
  
• Super Mario eliminates Kirby's Adventure
  
• Super Mario eliminates J.C. the Slug
  
• Orb Johnson eliminates El Voido
  
• Super Mario eliminates Orb Johnson

Course clear! You got a card.

[fireball3k]

ahhh, screw it

Name: Uncle Clay

Hometown: Somewhere South (or was it North?) of the Mason-Dixon, USA

Affiliation: Face

Stable:

Ring Intro: has his valet cassadee walk with him to the ring as tempest of seasons from fire emblem: three houses plays

Height: 6'3"

Weight: 280

stats:

strength: 7
speed: 7
charisma: 8
endurance: 6

[recent]

im torn... my wholesome 100 brotha W. S. Chungus got downvoted to oblivion by jc the slug. anne frankly, i did nazi that coming. reddit gold was lost today

[VinnyVideo]

Uncle Clay vs. W.S. Chungus (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

Spoiler

The Face - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 280 pounds, from Seattle, W.S. Chungus!!! (crowd boos *****)

[W.S. walks to the ring and eats a carrot while the song "Clint Eastwood" by Gorillaz plays. ]

The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 280 pounds, from somewhere south of the Mason-Dixon Line, Uncle Clay!!! (crowd cheers ******)

[Uncle Clay has his valet Cassadee walk with him to the ring as Tempest of Seasons from Fire Emblem: Three Houses plays. The Walrus checks Uncle Clay's boots and knee pads. (ring, ring, ring) W.S. Chungus gets into the match with a jumping neck snap on Clay. ]

SVH - W.S. Chungus performs a jumping neck snap.

[Uncle Clay counters with a jumping neck snap on W.S. Chungus. Clay catches W.S. Chungus's leg, but W.S. Chungus reverses it with an enzuigiri to Uncle Clay's head. W.S. is up again. W.S. Chungus hits Uncle Clay with an elbowdrop. W.S. jumps and elbow smashes the lying Uncle Clay. W.S. dives from the second turnbuckle, shoulder blocking Clay. Now W.S. Chungus standing. Clay gets hit with a diving elbow smash from W.S. Chungus. ]

SVH - W.S. is keeping his elbows busy!

[W.S. Chungus is back on his feet. Uncle Clay gets back to his feet. Clay hits a ropeflip moonsault on W.S. Chungus. Clay gets up. Uncle Clay drags W.S. Chungus to the floor. The Walrus starts the count (.1) ]

The Face - I wish every match could be like this!

[(..2) Clay flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. Now Clay standing. Now W.S. Chungus standing. (...3) W.S. Chungus jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Uncle Clay. W.S. Chungus stands up. (....4) W.S. Chungus holds his head after recieving an earringer from Uncle Clay. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Uncle Clay and W.S. Chungus move back to ringside. They head back into the ring. W.S. Chungus holds his mouth after receiving an elbowsmash to the face. ]

SVH - Uncle Clay performs an elbowsmash.

[Uncle Clay jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on W.S. Chungus. W.S. Chungus stands up. Clay executes a springboard bulldog, slamming W.S.'s head onto the mat. ]

SVH - Did you see that last move?

The Face - Yes sir!

[W.S. Chungus is driven further into the mat by Uncle Clay with a diving elbowsmash. Uncle Clay gets up. Uncle Clay jumps and elbowsmashes the lying W.S. Uncle Clay hits W.S. Chungus with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Now Uncle Clay standing. W.S. Chungus gets up. W.S. hits a jumping elbow thrust on Uncle Clay. Clay goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps W.S. Clay is back on his feet. Uncle Clay jumps and elbowsmashes the lying W.S. Chungus. Clay hits W.S. Chungus with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. ]

The Face - Uncle Clay knows how to keep his elbows busy, too!

[Uncle Clay is up again. W.S. Chungus tries for a turnbuckle splash but Clay avoids it. ]

The Face - W.S. is doing quite well at this point in the match.

[W.S. tries to bite Clay's ear. So undignified! Uncle Clay executes a ropeflip hiptoss on W.S. Chungus. ]

The Face - W.S. Chungus takes a ropeflip hiptoss.

[Flying side kick by W.S. Chungus takes Clay off his feet. W.S. moves back to his feet. W.S. Chungus hits Uncle Clay with an elbowdrop. W.S. Chungus jumps and elbow smashes the lying Uncle Clay. W.S. Chungus flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. W.S. Chungus is back on his feet. Clay climbs to his feet. Clay leaps up, swings around W.S. Chungus, and DDTs him into the mat.]

The Face - Take that!

[Clay applies an elbow submission hold onto W.S. Chungus. Referee The Walrus is checking for a tap out. W.S. Chungus struggles to free himself. W.S. Chungus breaks free. Uncle Clay sends W.S. to ringside. The Walrus starts the count (.1) Uncle Clay climbs to the top turnbuckle and jumps off with an Air Sabu on W.S. Chungus. Now Clay standing. Uncle Clay and W.S. move back into the ring. W.S. gets hit with a diving elbowsmash from Uncle Clay. Uncle Clay gets up. W.S. is up again. Uncle Clay jumps from the second turnbuckle, kicking W.S. Chungus in the head, taking him down. Uncle Clay chants start. Clay leg drops W.S. Chungus. Now W.S. Chungus standing. W.S. on the top rope, and Clay catches him in a reverse headlock, then drops down into a DDT. Clay chants start. Uncle Clay with a stunning brainbuster suplex on W.S. It's the Killing Edge! Clay has W.S. Chungus pinned. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

The Face - And the winner is... Clay!

Quick Results

Spoiler

• Uncle Clay defeats W.S. Chungus by knockout
  

Course clear! You got a card.

[Saltman]

Crap I missed an event?

Ah well. Buona fortuna. I'm sort of sad Chungus didn't win.

[Q-Nova]

Holy ravioli! Lou Albano-- I mean, Super Mario won the championship!? I knew bringing him into MFGG Wrestling would be a good idea! No, a super idea! This means the perfect opportunity to return a classic MFGG thread: https://forums.mfgg.net/showthread.php?tid=2469

Yeah, do the Mario!

@Hades I'm certain that there's still more wrestling to do! At least I hope there is! This is the best entertainment I've seen on the PPP channel! That 12-man fight is simply exciting!

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