Looking for Love

[Elyk]

My New Year's Resolution for this year is to get a couple of girlfriends does anyone have some tips?

[Yoshin]

Join more Mario websites
That seems to work for me

Lando Never Dies
pfp by Plasmi

[Fun With Despair]

I have never spoken to a woman.

[Mariotroid]

Join more Mario websites
That seems to work for me

Yeah... same... those feels bro. Just be a chill bro.

Just like these guys in Zelda. You'll land a girl in no time.

[Saltman]

Don't do anything


Always works

[Yoshin]

Join more Mario websites
That seems to work for me

guys it worked

Lando Never Dies
pfp by Plasmi

[Daisy]

I am not really good at this kind of thing. I'm quite socially anxious.

Everyone says I'm getting down too low
Everyone says "You just got to let it go"
You just got to let it go
You just got to let it go

[Hyper]

My suggestion is to be bold.

Tell ya hwat man, that dang ol smooth talk ain't gon get cha. Y'gotta gone over n over until you hit the dang ol jackpot man!

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[Evil Yoshi Toes]

A lot of people really like my face but then I talk.

[fireball3k]

i know elyk is joking for the most part, here, but if you'll permit an old man like myself to spew out some thoughts about getting girlfriends.

in my experience, it's like this: if you're part of a small town high school like i was and you don't have a girlfriend by senior year, you should give up on ever having one. when i was 17 and a junior in high school, i had a woman. by the second month of my senior semester in high school, she had dumped me. she then re-focused on the new hott-ness of a guy she had just met at her high school, considering she was 15 when we broke up. as for why this would be a problem if you were in a small town high school, let me tell you this: most every one of the girls i knew in high school had paired up with a man already. if they hadn't, it was because they had higher standards than ever dating a geek like myself.

so, in the end, i'm a bitter jerk. maybe people who aren't me would do better than i did.

[VinnyVideo]

I made a mistake on the Character Creation screen - when I was born, I maxed out my stats for Educational Attainment but forgot to allocate a single point for Romantic Attraction. Whoops.

People usually think I'm decent-looking, but I'm surrounded by people who either got married young or are profoundly ill-suited for me.

But good luck on the quest for enduring romance!

Course clear! You got a card.

[fuzz404]

being there friend could help.

hi

[Shadow Administrator Drei]

i'm pretty popular, so just emulate me

1. be a communist

2. be a chicano

3. have a nice narrow jawline and excellent hair

4. care about the person

5. don't assume you're above them or that they don't know something

6. be genuinely nice, not nice for the sake of it

Proud member of the Shadow ██████████████

[Mariotroid]

i'm pretty popular, so just emulate me

1. be a communist

2. be a chicano

3. have a nice narrow jawline and excellent hair

4. care about the person

5. don't assume you're above them or that they don't know something

6. be genuinely nice, not nice for the sake of it

Good advice. I wish I was popular.

[Daisy]

i'm pretty popular, so just emulate me

1. be a communist

2. be a chicano

3. have a nice narrow jawline and excellent hair

4. care about the person

5. don't assume you're above them or that they don't know something

6. be genuinely nice, not nice for the sake of it

1. I'm a Trotskyte but don't consider myself communist.
2. How do I change ethnicities?
3. My hair is beautiful.
4. Obvious.
5. Obvious.
6. I try to be.

But I'm still unpopular.

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Here's a song for us all.

Everyone says I'm getting down too low
Everyone says "You just got to let it go"
You just got to let it go
You just got to let it go

[Shadow Administrator Drei]

Ah, you see, I was being facetious about the first few as it isn't a matter of the innate aspects of your person so long as you are a truly a pleasure to be around the people you want to be close with. Not everyone matches up in the same way though, so don't fret.

Proud member of the Shadow ██████████████

[Great Destination Tracks 3]

Step 1: Get some money

Step 2: Get a very expensive Iphone X

Step 3: Get a ice cream cone

There you go my friend

Hullo there, I am Great Destination Tracks 3, but you can call me JC The Slug. I am a Slug.

•  I draw
  
•  I model
  
•  I animate
  
•  I exist
   
  

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other favourite cartoon:

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[Retriever II]

excellent hair

I'm doomed

[CuteYoshiGirl]

Yeah, just randomly message girls on this site and treat them like complete s***. It really works!!

[HylianDev]

2. How do I change ethnicities?

Be like a senator and just paint your face. it's that easy!

Hylian's day job, little did we know, was saying controversial things on the internet.

you fool!!!! you fixed it wrong!!!!

Bibby Team