Why don't old people die their hair?

[GeneralGuy]

Why don't old people dye their hair? Don't they realize that having black, brown, blonde or red hair makes them look much younger? It seems like they lose standards as they get older.

[Flygon]

Grey hair = Respect.

[Syaxamaphone]

Gray Hair looks GOOD my dude.

On a side note, if you're going to color you might as well do something sick like purple. We need more seniors with purple hair.

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[Vert]

On a side note, if you're going to color you might as well do something sick like purple. We need more seniors with purple hair.

Ick no.

[Mario]

ive actually seen a ton of old ladies with purple hair around here, its awesome

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[Vert]

ive actually seen a ton of old ladies with purple hair around here, its awesome

You live in Cali?

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why dont old people die

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[Mario]

ive actually seen a ton of old ladies with purple hair around here, its awesome

You live in Cali?

Mushroom Kingdom actually

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[Vert]

ive actually seen a ton of old ladies with purple hair around here, its awesome

You live in Cali?

Mushroom Kingdom actually

ebin, truly ebin

[recent]

Gray Hair looks GOOD my dude.

this, just look at jamie lee curtis

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[Fun With Despair]

If you want the real reason, gray hair doesn't take well to color due to it losing its natural ability to hold pigment. It's possible to dye it, but it has to be done professionally and I believe it's quite an ordeal. Ordinary drugstore box dye won't work.

[Retriever II]

My grandmother did for years. But ultimately it was too much a pain in the butt to keep up with.

[VinnyVideo]

Some old people don't have much hair left to dye...

Course clear! You got a card.

[Mario]

Now that I think of it, my grandmother dyes her hair- a natural color, of course so its less obvious she dyes it. I'm sure you've seen plenty of older people dye their hair and you just don't really think they look That old.

Famous example I can think of is Eric Bischoff had grey hair in WCW, but when he came to WWE he had it dyed jet black and I wouldn't have been able to tell you he had grey hair before if I didn't know (because I didn't find out until much later!).

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[Elyk]

Is the joke that on the main index it says "Why don't old people die ..." ?

[GeneralGuy]

Is the joke that on the main index it says "Why don't old people die ..." ?

Yes, but that was an afterthought.

[Vert]

Is the joke that on the main index it says "Why don't old people die ..." ?

Yes, but that was an afterthought.

[GeneralGuy]

Is the joke that on the main index it says "Why don't old people die ..." ?

Yes, but that was an afterthought.

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My topic is literally just asking why old people don't dye their hair to look younger. I posted a video of how much younger Creed from The Office looks with jet black hair as opposed to gray.

When I saw my topic on the main page of the forums though, I saw it ended at "dye", so I changed it to "die" so it would say "Why don't old people die".