MFGG Wrestling 2020

[VinnyVideo]

Yes, it's back. Because nothing else is on TV, and you're undoubtedly craving the hardest-hitting "sports" action on the planet!

MFGG Wrestling is an "e-fed" - an Internet-based wrestling group where matches feature fighters of our own creation, and results are generated by bleeding-edge digital technology*. MFGG Wrestling is designed to be fun and accessible regardless of whether you care about real-life pro wrestling!

We're accepting applicants for this thrilling event! Just post in this topic with the following information:

The registration form:

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Name: The name of your wrestler. Obviously, it doesn't have to be your real name.

Hometown: The place your fighter is from. Doesn't have to be a real place, either.

Affiliation: Face, Neutral, or Heel. The crowd will cheer a Face wrestler and boo a Heel. Neutral affiliation means the crowd will tend to ignore you.

Stable: A group you belong to. Should generally be left blank at this point.

Ring Intro: What happens when your wrestler enters the ring. Music can play, lights can flash, whatever floats your boat.

Height: Your character's height. Needs to be between 5'0 and 7'0. Doesn't have to be your real height.

Weight: Acceptable range is 100-300 pounds. Fortunately, it doesn't have to be your real weight!

Stats
These four ratings (Strength, Speed, Vitality, and Charisma) affect how your wrestler performs. I'll give you 28 points to allocate among the four stats in any way you wish. Each stat can be set as high as 10 or as low as 0.

• Strength (your wrestler's power)
  
• Speed (your speed and dexterity)
  
• Vitality (how much damage you can withstand)
  
• Charisma (how well you play off the crowd)
  

Finishing Move: This is your signature move! You'll need to give it a name and describe how it works. Also, you need to indicate whether it's a knockout finisher or a submission.

Movesets: Lastly, these are the move types your wrestler will use.

• All-rounder
  
• Bad guy
  
• Big man
  
• High-flyer/luchadore
  
• Martial artist
  
• Submissionist
  
• Suplex
  
• Valet
  

You can mix and match as many or as few movesets as you wish, although I'll have to remove some moves if you choose All-rounder along with anything else.

If you have any questions or would like to customize your moveset by editing the existing moves or creating custom ones, just send me a PM. I can generate almost any moveset that's within reason.

You can also be a referee or announcer if you're not interested in being a wrestler.

Matches will happen on Wednesdays and Saturdays**. Be there or be square!

* The definition of "bleeding-edge" is highly subjective
** Schedule subject to change and stuff

[recent]

W. S. Chungus
he's from seattle
heel
he walks into the scene and eats a carrot while the song clint eastwood by gorillaz plays
5'4
280 pounds
7 strength, 3 speed, 8 vitality, 10 charisma
luchador, bad guy

[Kirby's Adventure]

Name: Kirby's Adventure
Hometown: Dream Land
Affiliation: Face

Ring Intro: The power suit already onstage, Kirby's Adventure flies (as Kirby would) into it and strikes a pose

Height: 6'0
Weight: 200 pounds

Stats:
* Strength: 6
* Speed: 4
* Vitality: 10
* Charisma: 8

Moveset: All-rounder (focus on Suplex if possible?)
Finishing Move:
* Spark (knockout)
* After overpowering the opponent, Kirby's Adventure breaks an overhead light, grabs the exposed electronics, and acts as a conductor between himself and the opponent

Image:

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[tarkan809]

Name: Tarkan the Dragon
Hometown: Dragonland, Ponyland
Affiliation: Face.
Species: Dragon
Ring Intro: Comes in, Bows to the crowd, Jumps joyfully into the Ring

Height: 5,0

Weight: 100

Stats:

• Strength: 5
  
• Speed 7
  
• Vitality 4
  
• Charisma 9
  

Finishing Move: Picks up the opposing apponent and throws him on to the ground and blows fire to the air and jumps on top of the opponent.

Movesets:

• All-rounder & Martial artist
  

(P.S. if there's a custom dragon moveset. Then I want it.)

[KrystalPhantasm]

Name: El Voido

Hometown: Raksha Dam

Affiliation: Heel

Ring Intro: The ring lights dim, as purple fog envelops the ring, and in a puff of purple smoke, El Voido moves onto the ring, menacingly.

Height: 6'9

Weight: 200

Stats:

• Strength 9
  
• Speed 6
  
• Vitality 7
  
• Charisma 6
  

Finishing Move:
Spinning Hole (Knockout)-
Voido takes his opponent by the neck, and with spins him around then high into the air, causing the opponent to plummet to the floor.

Movesets:

• Bad guy
  
• High-flyer/Luchador
  

(is this good enough? I haven't watched much wrestling shows so I don't know what's the norm and whether I broke from it)

ddr mario mix

[VinnyVideo]

A LEGEND REBORN
(or something like that)

Our first MFGG Wrestling show since 2015 will be at 9:00 PM EDT tonight! You gotta be there.

Course clear! You got a card.

[Yakibomb]

Name: El Fat Rat, or "Queso-Bruto" (Gross Cheese)
Hometown: Under Your Throne Room (aka the sewers)
Affiliation: Heel

Stable: ???

Ring Intro: Just... stinks. Probably uses a theme song from various stinky-places.

Height: 6'7 and 3/4ths.

Weight: 144

Stats: Lanky, lacks durability, but can deal a one-ton punch.

• Strength: 8
  
• Speed: 7
  
• Vitality: 3
  
• Charisma: 10
  

Finishing Move: "The Stinky". Gets a bucket with your least favorite stinky items (a gym sock, or some mysterious and viscus brown liquid, or... etc) and puts it on the fighter's face after they're beat into submission. (this is just to rub it in that, "I won! YOU DIDN'T.")

Movesets:

• Bad guy
  
• Submissionist
  
• Suplex (I just like this in Kirby lol)
  

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[Evan.F]

Is it on?

Stabyourself.net account: https://forum.stabyourself.net/memberlis...ile&u=4218

MFFG main account: https://mfgg.net/index.php?act=user&param=01&uid=15484

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[VinnyVideo]

Tonight's matches will soon commence! Have some good music while you wait for the show to begin.



@Yakibomb Seems you're the odd man out this time; you'll get a match in the Wednesday show.

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It's the moment you've all been waiting for... the moment when MFGG Wrestling becomes a thing again!


Kirby's Adventure vs. W.S. Chungus (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

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The Face - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 280 pounds, from Seattle, W.S. Chungus!!! (crowd boos **************)

[W.S. walks to the ring and eats a carrot while the song "Clint Eastwood" by Gorillaz plays. ]

The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 220 pounds, from Dream Land, Kirby's Adventure!!! (crowd cheers ********)

[The power suit already onstage, Kirby's Adventure flies (as Kirby would) into it and strikes a pose. W.S. grabs the microphone and smashes Kirby's Adventure over the head with it. (ding, ding, ding)]

The Face - Whoa, that was fast!

[Kirby's Adventure lifts W.S. and throws him with an overhead belly to belly suplex. W.S. jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Kirby's Adventure. Kirby's Adventure gets up. W.S. Chungus hits a flying karate chop right to Kirby's Adventure's neck. Kirby's Adventure grabs W.S.'s leg and takes him down. W.S. stands up. W.S. Chungus does a foot stomp on Kirby's Adventure. Kirby's Adventure hits W.S. with the back of his elbow. ]

SVH - W.S. gets hit with a back elbow.

[W.S. Chungus is hit with a backward kick. Kirby's Adventure stomps W.S. Chungus. Kirby's Adventure hits W.S. Chungus with an elbowdrop. Kirby's Adventure climbs to his feet. Kirby's Adventure grabs W.S. Chungus and applies an arm wrench. W.S. Chungus gets up. W.S. Chungus jumps off of the top turnbuckle with a twisting moonsault, hitting Kirby's Adventure square in the face. W.S. Chungus moves back to his feet. W.S. Chungus with a somersault splash on Kirby's Adventure. W.S. Chungus sucks chants start in the crowd. W.S. Chungus is back on his feet. Kirby's Adventure gets up. Kirby's Adventure with a high crossbody on W.S. ]

The Face - Kirby's Adventure with a high crossbody.

[Kirby's Adventure fist drops W.S. Chungus on the mat. W.S. is up again. W.S. kicks Kirby's Adventure's head out of desperation because Kirby's Adventure blocked W.S.'s first kick. W.S. gets back to his feet. Now Kirby's Adventure standing. W.S. Chungus gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. A side kick by W.S. Chungus turns the match around by knocking Kirby's Adventure to the mat. W.S. Chungus is back on his feet. Kirby's Adventure is up again. Kirby's Adventure mule kicks W.S. Kirby's Adventure covers W.S. Chungus. Referee The Walrus makes the count. ...1 ...2 W.S. Chungus kicks out. ]

SVH - Kirby's Adventure should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.

[W.S. is back on his feet. W.S. Chungus charges headfirst into Kirby's Adventure. Kirby's Adventure is locked in an elbow submission by W.S. The Walrus is checking for a tap out. Kirby's Adventure tries to escape. W.S. escapes]

The Face - This is the best match in the history of the WORLD!!

[Kirby's Adventure is up again. Kirby's Adventure tackles W.S. Chungus. Kirby's Adventure is up again. W.S. Chungus stands up. Kirby's Adventure nails W.S. Chungus with a belly-to-back suplex. Kirby's Adventure stands up. Kirby's Adventure superkicks W.S. Chungus. W.S. Chungus is back on his feet. Kirby's Adventure punches W.S. Chungus in the head. Kirby's Adventure jabs W.S. ]

SVH - Kirby's Adventure performs a jab.

[Kirby's Adventure throws W.S. Chungus off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block. ]

SVH - A boring diving shoulder block from Kirby's Adventure.

[W.S. Chungus gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Kirby's Adventure. Kirby's Adventure gets up. Kirby's Adventure stomps W.S. Chungus's head. ]

The Face - Kirby's Adventure with a stomp.

[Kirby's Adventure executes a jawbreaker on W.S. Chungus. ]

SVH - W.S. Chungus gets hit with a jawbreaker.

[Kirby's Adventure moves back to his feet. Kirby's Adventure hits W.S. with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. ]

The Face - Kirby's Adventure executes an elbowdrop.

[Kirby's Adventure gets back to his feet. With Kirby's Adventure dazed and W.S. on the top rope, W.S. leaps off with a flying armdrag. W.S. is up again. Kirby's Adventure is up again. W.S. sends Kirby's Adventure to ringside. ]

The Face - This area looks like a weapons shop!

[The Walrus starts the count (.1) W.S. picks up The Walrus and throws him at Kirby's Adventure.]

The Face - I don't think that's legal even in MFGG Wrestling!

[(.2) Kirby's Adventure is on the ground, OH!!! W.S. just pulled off a 450 splash. That's gotta hurt! W.S. Chungus sucks chants start in the crowd.]

SVH - Kirby's Adventure is having a rough time down there.

[W.S. Chungus stands up. Kirby's Adventure gets back to his feet. Kirby's Adventure bends over as W.S. elbows him in the midsection. They head back into the ring. W.S. Chungus connects with a somersault slam on Kirby's Adventure. W.S. Chungus gets back to his feet. W.S. Chungus uses the rope as a springboard and moonsaults onto Kirby's Adventure. Now W.S. standing. W.S. Chungus climbs to the top and hits Kirby's Adventure with the 5 Star Frog Splash. W.S. Chungus pins Kirby's Adventure. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

The Face - And the winner is... W.S. Chungus!

Commercial Break

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Tarkan the Dragon vs. El Voido (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

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The Face - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 200 pounds, from Raksha Dam, El Voido!!! (crowd boos ****)

[The lights dim as purple fog enters the ring, and in a puff of purple smoke, El Voido moves into the ring, menacingly. ]

The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 100 pounds, from Dragonland, Tarkan the Dragon!!! (crowd cheers ***)

[Tarkan the Dragon bows to the crowd and joyfully jumps into the ring. El Voido tests out the ropes. (the bell rings) El Voido clotheslines Tarkan. ]

SVH - El Voido performs a weak move.

[El Voido gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. ]

SVH - A boring elbowsmash from Tarkan.

[El Voido punches Tarkan repeatedly. El Voido gets hit with a backheel kick. Tarkan the Dragon goes for a pin. The Walrus counts the pin. ...1 El Voido kicks out. ]

SVH - Tarkan should've pounded away at El Voido some more before trying for that.

[Tarkan rakes the face of El Voido in attempt to make a comeback. Tarkan uses a lariat on El Voido. Tarkan the Dragon knees El Voido and rolls back to his feet. El Voido gets back to his feet. El Voido sets Tarkan up and DDTs him into the mat. ]

The Face - An excellent DDT.

[Tarkan the Dragon moves back to his feet. El Voido is hit with a backward kick. El Voido gets up. They lock up. El Voido sends Tarkan to the corner of the ring. Tarkan hits him with a back fist. Tarkan grabs El Voido's head and hits him in the face. ]

SVH - Whoa, Nellie!

[Tarkan the Dragon superkicks El Voido. Tarkan the Dragon executes a corkscrew legdrop on El Voido. ]

SVH - Tarkan the Dragon performs a corkscrew legdrop.

[El Voido climbs to his feet. El Voido piledrives Tarkan the Dragon. El Voido sucks chants start in the crowd. El Voido puts Tarkan the Dragon in a reverse chinlock. Referee The Walrus is checking for a tap out. El Voido tightens the hold. El Voido tries to hold on, but Tarkan the Dragon escapes. El Voido and Tarkan the Dragon go to the floor ]

The Face - Tarkan is safer at ringside.

[The Walrus starts the count (.1) El Voido punches Tarkan repeatedly. El Voido suplexes Tarkan the Dragon. Tarkan the Dragon climbs to his feet. El Voido and Tarkan move back into the ring. El Voido suplexes Tarkan. El Voido sucks chants start in the crowd. El Voido punches Tarkan the Dragon repeatedly. El Voido grabs Tarkan and spins him high in the air, causing Tarkan to plummet to the floor. El Voido covers Tarkan, hooking the leg. The Walrus counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

SVH - We've got ourselves a winner!

The Face - The winner of this match, El Voido!!!

Quick Results

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• W.S. Chungus defeats Kirby's Adventure by pinfall
  
• El Voido defeats Tarkan the Dragon by pinfall
  

Course clear! You got a card.

[Friendly Dictator]

Name: Orb Johnson

Hometown: the bottom of the pacific ocean

Affiliation: Heel

Ring Intro: he's inflated like a balloon and then bounces into the ring

Height: 5'0

Weight: 300 pounds

Stats:

• Strength 1
  
• Speed 1
  
• Vitality 25
  
• Charisma 1
  

Finishing Move: repeatedly rolls over the opponent until they're flattened, then sits on them to pin them down (submission)

Movesets: big man

DO NOT under estimate this lakitu to much or it will be the end of that life (note: do not over estimate him either).

LONG LIVE LITTLELUND

[DustinVG]

The latest creation of Dr. VG: a genetically-engineered human being with mechanical enhancements. One of its eyes is artificial.

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Name: Augment

Hometown: ???

Affiliation: Face

Stable:

Ring Intro: A metallic cube is dropped into the ring, which opens, revealing the wrestler

Height: 6'4

Weight: 200

Stats
Strength - 8
Speed - 7
Vitality - 10
Charisma - 3

Finishing Move: Emits a tractor beam from its eye in an attempt to immobilize the opponent. Submission.

Movesets:
Martial artist
Submissionist

My Webs Site

join my discord join it join it right now i'm not gonna ask again

[Vitiman]

Name: Dudim the Dolphin
Hometown: Dinosaur Land
Affiliation: Neutral

Ring Intro: The house lights flip on abruptly as Dudim stretches time and space to enter the ring via teleportation.

Height: 5'0
Weight: 110

Stats:
Strength: 8
Speed: 5
Vitality: 6
Charisma: 9

Moveset: High-flyer/luchadore
Finishing Move:
“The Jimmy Johnny” (knockout)
Dudim disappears and reappears on the monitor above the ring, uttering “i'm the finishing move now”, inflicting invisible damage on the opponent.

[OddieTheRock]

Name: Ostro the Ostrich
Hometown: A small bird house.
Affiliation: Face(?)

Ring Intro: Ostrich jumps on stage while Angry Birds music plays.

Height: 7'0(?)
Weight: 200(?) pounds.

Stats:
Strength: 6
Speed: 10
Vitality: 8
Charisma: 4
Moveset: All-rounder
Finishing Move: "Hammer Time".
Ostrich gets a huge Paper Mario-esc hammer and uses it on the opponent, causing damage.

List of projects I eventually plan to finish after the indefinite hiatus is over, assuming I don't abruptly cancel them:

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Mario's Rather Unusual Trilogy (Mario's slightly unusual Boss Rush (Completed), Mario vs. Some Unusual Foes (In development), Mario's VERY Unusual Final Frontier (In development))
Sonic's Foray into Random/Unusual Zones (spin-off of Unusual Trilogy, in development)
Angry Birds Slingshot Frenzy (In development)
Super Mario Flashback: Really Good Edition (In development)
Super Hilda DX (In only conceptual phase)

Yes, I am aware that I have about 6 or so fangame projects currently in development at the same time. And yes, I am also aware that all of this is very ambitious.

+ List of projects I'm helping out with in some small capacity during my hiatus:

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Super Mario Bros Dimensions 2 (as a spriter, only for Mario's sprites)
MFGG Community Fangame Project 3 (as a spriter)
WordGirl ReWired (as a artist)

[VinnyVideo]

It's time for our first Wednesday card of the new era! Five new contestants make their MFGG Wrestling debuts tonight!


Augment vs. Orb Johnson (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

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The Face - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 200 pounds, from parts unknown, Augment!!! (crowd cheers **)

[A metal cube is dropped in the ring, revealing the wrestler. ]

The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 300 pounds, from the bottom of the Pacific Ocean, Orb Johnson!!! (crowd boos )

[Orb Johnson is inflated like a balloon and then bounces into the ring. The Walrus checks Augment's boots and knee pads. Orb walks around the ring. (the bell rings) Augment executes the jumping sidekick on Orb Johnson. ]

The Face - Augment uses a great jumping sidekick.

[Orb with an illegal chokehold on Augment. Orb Johnson hits Augment with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Orb Johnson gets up. Augment kicks Orb in the head. Orb moves back to his feet. Orb Johnson tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Augment. Augment hits him with a back fist. ]

SVH - Orb gets hit with a back fist.

[Orb with an illegal chokehold on Augment. Augment is up again. Orb Johnson tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Augment. Augment legsweeps Orb. Orb stands up. Orb with an illegal chokehold on Augment. ]

The Face - Orb is digging those illegal moves!

[Augment gets up. Augment hits a koppo kick on Orb. Orb stands up. Orb goes for a cradle DDT but Augment dodges the attack. Orb Johnson tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Augment. Orb Johnson with an illegal chokehold on Augment. Orb hits Augment with an elbowdrop. Orb is up again. Orb Johnson hits Augment with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Orb stands up. Now Augment standing. Orb Johnson tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Augment. Orb with an illegal chokehold on Augment. Augment stands up. Orb Johnson gets hit with a backheel kick. Orb Johnson stands up. Orb Johnson tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Augment.Orb Johnson with an illegal chokehold on Augment. Augment stands up. Orb Johnson is hit with a backward kick. Augment goes for a pin. Referee The Walrus makes the count. ...1 ...2 Orb kicks out. ]

SVH - Augment should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.

[Orb Johnson is back on his feet. Orb tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Augment.Augment kicks. Orb tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Augment.Augment hits Orb with a heart punch. Orb moves back to his feet. Augment kicks Orb in the stomach. ]

SVH - Orb Johnson gets hit with a kick.

[Orb Johnson is up again. Orb Johnson trys for a belly-to-belly suplex but is not strong enough to lift Augment.]

SVH - Looks like Orb doesn't know what a gym is!

[Orb Johnson trys for a chokelift but is not strong enough to lift Augment. Orb Johnson drags Augment to the floor. ]

SVH - Orb Johnson will be counted out if he stays here too long.

[The Walrus starts the count (.1) (..2) Orb Johnson with an illegal chokehold on Augment. (...3) Orb Johnson hits Augment with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Orb Johnson gets back to his feet. Now Augment standing. (....4) Augment superkicks Orb Johnson. Orb Johnson moves back to his feet. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Orb tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Augment. Augment jabs Orb. ]

The Face - Orb takes a jab.

[Augment punches Orb in the gut. ]

SVH - Orb Johnson gets hit with a fist to midsection.

[Orb with an illegal chokehold on Augment. Orb hits Augment with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Orb is back on his feet. Augment hits Orb with the back of his elbow. Augment uppercuts Orb and follows up with a punch. ]

The Face - This is the best match in the history of the WORLD!!

[Augment measures Orb Johnson up and drops a closed fist. Augment gets back to his feet. Now Orb Johnson standing. Orb tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Augment. Orb Johnson with an illegal chokehold on Augment. Augment gets back to his feet. Augment hiptosses Orb Johnson. Orb Johnson with an illegal chokehold on Augment. Orb hits Augment with an elbowdrop. Orb moves back to his feet. Augment is up again. Orb Johnson tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Augment. Orb Johnson with an illegal chokehold on Augment. Orb Johnson hits Augment with an elbowdrop. ]

SVH - Augment gets hit with a elbowdrop.

[Augment does a cartwheel and kicks Orb in the face. Orb tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Augment. Orb with an illegal chokehold on Augment. Orb hits Augment with an elbowdrop. Orb moves back to his feet. Augment executes the brainbuster on Orb Johnson. Augment chants start. Now Augment standing. Augment with a headscissors takeover on Orb Johnson. Augment is up again. Orb Johnson is back on his feet. Augment drags Orb to the floor. ]

The Face - Orb Johnson is safer at ringside. Augment can't get a pin there.

[The Walrus starts the count (.1) (..2) Augment executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Orb Johnson. ]

SVH - Augment performs a ropeflip hiptoss.

[Orb is up again. (...3) Orb with an illegal chokehold on Augment. (....4) Orb hits Augment with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. ]

The Face - Orb Johnson executes a elbowdrop.

[Augment gets up. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Augment punches Orb Johnson in the head. Augment grabs Orb Johnson by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. ]

SVH - That looks uncomfortable.

[Orb Johnson tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Augment. Augment mule kicks Orb Johnson. Augment rolls onto Orb connecting with a knee. Augment goes for a pin. The Walrus counts the pin. ...1 Orb kicks out. ]

SVH - Augment should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.

[Augment dropkicks Orb. Augment gets back to his feet. Orb moves back to his feet. Augment drags Orb to the floor. The Walrus starts the count (.1) Augment cuts Orb with a blade. Orb is bleeding as a result. ]

The Face - Augment is doing quite well at this point in the match.

[(..2) Augment takes Orb down with a knee. (...3) Orb Johnson gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Augment. Now Augment standing. Orb Johnson climbs to his feet. (....4) Orb Johnson with an illegal chokehold on Augment. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Orb Johnson and Augment move back to ringside. They head back into the ring. Orb hits Augment with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Orb is up again. Augment spinning mule kicks Orb Johnson. ]

The Face - Augment performs an amazing spinning mule kick.

[Orb gets back to his feet. Orb tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Augment. Augment pins Orb Johnson against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. ]

SVH - Augment with a forearm choke.

[Orb Johnson tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Augment. Augment hits a spinning leg lariat on Orb Johnson sending him to the mat. Orb Johnson is back on his feet. Augment kicks Orb in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the mat. Augment chants start. Augment sends Orb Johnson to ringside. ]

SVH - Weapons are everywhere at ringside.

[The Walrus starts the count (.1) Orb Johnson gets back to his feet. (..2) Orb Johnson with an illegal chokehold on Augment. (...3) Orb Johnson hits Augment with an elbowdrop. ]

The Face - Orb executes a elbowdrop.

[Augment is up again. Augment leg lariats Orb Johnson, sending him to the floor. Augment chants start. Orb's arm is just being TWISTED by an arm grapevine by Augment. Augment and Orb move back into the ring. Augment executes a corkscrew legdrop on Orb. Orb moves back to his feet. Augment hiptosses Orb. Augment chants start. Orb moves back to his feet. Augment emits a tractor beam from its eye to immobilize Orb Johnson. Augment covers Orb Johnson, hooking the leg. The Walrus counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

SVH - And the winner is... Augment!

The Face - An amazing start to Augment's career! I really think he's going to... augment MFGG Wrestling.

Ostro the Ostrich vs. El Fat Rat (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

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The Face - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 200 pounds, from a small birdhouse, Ostro the Ostrich!!! (crowd cheers ***)

[Ostrich jumps on stage while Angry Birds music plays. ]

The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 144 pounds, from under your throne room (a.k.a. the sewers), El Fat Rat!!! (crowd boos **********)

[El Fat Rat walks to the ring. The Walrus is the referee for this contest. Ostro the Ostrich checks out the ring. Ostro the Ostrich is hit in the head by the microphone Queso-Bruto is holding! (the bell rings) Ostro the Ostrich bites Queso-Bruto's arm. El Fat Rat lifts Ostro the Ostrich and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. El Fat Rat gets up. Ostro slaps El Fat Rat in the face. Ostro the Ostrich is back on his feet. Ostro hits Queso-Bruto with the back of his elbow. El Fat Rat goes for a Face First Pumphandle Suplex but Ostro dodges the attack. El Fat Rat sends Ostro to ringside. The Walrus starts the count (.1) ]

SVH - Did you see that last move?

The Face - Oh yeah!

SVH - Heh heh... Ostro needs a Band-Aid for the li'l scratch on his cheeky!

[(..2) Queso-Bruto tries to bite Ostro the Ostrich's ear. So undignified! (...3) Ostro the Ostrich pokes El Fat Rat in the eyes. (....4) El Fat Rat smacks Ostro the Ostrich on the rear end. (.....5) Ostro takes Queso-Bruto into the ring. Ostro the Ostrich nails El Fat Rat with a belly-to-back suplex. Ostro is up again. El Fat Rat is back on his feet. Ostro lifts Queso-Bruto up and drops him on the mat. El Fat Rat climbs to his feet. Ostro the Ostrich hooks Queso-Bruto in the abdominal stretch. The Walrus asks Queso-Bruto if he quits. Queso-Bruto tries to escape. Ostro the Ostrich breaks free. Ostro the Ostrich jabs Queso-Bruto. A foot stomp from Queso-Bruto may put Ostro the Ostrich on the defensive. ]

The Face - Ostro the Ostrich takes a foot stomp.

[Ostro mule kicks El Fat Rat. El Fat Rat stands up. It's Hammer Time! Ostro the Ostrich hits Queso-Bruto with a giant hammer. Ostro the Ostrich hooks El Fat Rat in the abdominal stretch. Referee The Walrus is checking for a tap out. Ostro the Ostrich is tightening the hold. El Fat Rat breaks loose]

SVH - Yeah, it's hard to hold on to an obese rodent like that.

[El Fat Rat is up again. A forearm choke by Queso-Bruto nearly gets him disqualified. El Fat Rat lifts Ostro the Ostrich and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Queso-Bruto moves back to his feet. Ostro the Ostrich stands up. Ostro the Ostrich throws El Fat Rat off the ropes and hits him with a cross-body block. Ostro gets back to his feet. Ostro the Ostrich sets Queso-Bruto up and DDTs him into the mat. Ostro the Ostrich chants start. Ostro the Ostrich sets El Fat Rat up and DDTs him again. Ostro the Ostrich chants start. Queso-Bruto gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Ostro. Ostro the Ostrich thrust kicks Queso-Bruto in the head. Ostro the Ostrich goes for a pin. The Walrus counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

SVH - And the winner is... Ostro!

The Face - The winner of this match, Ostro the Ostrich!!!

Dudim the Dolphin vs. W.S. Chungus (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

Spoiler

The Face - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 110 pounds, from Dinosaur Land, Dudim the Dolphin!!!

[The house lights flip on abruptly as Dudim stretches time and space to enter the ring via teleportation. ]

The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 280 pounds, from Seattle, W.S. Chungus!!! (crowd boos **************)

[W.S. walks to the ring and eats a carrot while the song "Clint Eastwood" by Gorillaz plays. Dudim walks around the ring. W.S. extends a hand to Dudim as a goodwill gesture and then slaps Dudim the Dolphin in the face. (the bell rings) A flying shoulder sends W.S. Chungus to the mat. Dudim the Dolphin moves back to his feet. W.S. is back on his feet. A foot stomp from W.S. may put Dudim on the defensive. Dudim executes a ropeflip hiptoss on W.S.. W.S. is driven further into the mat by Dudim the Dolphin with a diving elbow smash. Dudim the Dolphin goes for a pin. Referee The Walrus makes the count. ...1 ...2 W.S. Chungus kicks out. ]

The Face - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like W.S.

[W.S. Chungus catches Dudim's leg, but Dudim reverses it with an enzuigiri to W.S. Chungus's head. ]

SVH - W.S. Chungus gets hit with an enzuigiri.

[Dudim the Dolphin stands up. The flying hip attack by W.S. didn't do too much damage to Dudim. Dudim climbs to his feet. Dudim on the turnbuckle, W.S. rising from the mat, Dudim leaps from the top rope with a bodypress Now Dudim standing. W.S. Chungus gets elbowed to his midsection by Dudim the Dolphin. ]

SVH - How on earth does a dolphin even wrestle?

[Dudim the Dolphin gets elbowed to his midsection by W.S.. W.S. chomps at Dudim's ear. The Walrus can't approve of this. Dudim the Dolphin goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps W.S.. W.S. stands up. Ouch! Dudim the Dolphin is spanked by W.S. Chungus. W.S. Chungus hits a flying karate chop right to Dudim the Dolphin's neck. Dudim the Dolphin executes a split legged moonsault on to W.S. Chungus. Dudim gets up. W.S. Chungus stands up. Dudim the Dolphin hits a flying karate chop right to W.S.'s neck. Flying somersault drop kick by Dudim puts him back in the match. Dudim is up again. W.S. stands up. W.S. Chungus elbow smashes Dudim in the nose. W.S. Chungus hits a jumping elbow thrust on Dudim. Dudim is up again. W.S. kicks Dudim's head out of desperation because Dudim the Dolphin blocked W.S. Chungus's first kick. ]

The Face - W.S. uses an enzuigiri.

[W.S. Chungus gets up. Dudim the Dolphin isn't appreciating the fake CPR W.S. Chungus is doing. The ref starts the count. ...1 Dudim the Dolphin kicks out. ]

SVH - Ha! At this stage in the game?

[Dudim the Dolphin climbs to his feet. Dudim the Dolphin trys for a lucha-libre hiptoss but is not strong enough to lift W.S. Chungus. W.S. Chungus holds his head after receiving an earringer from Dudim. W.S. Chungus slaps both sides of Dudim the Dolphin's head out of desperation. A side kick by Dudim the Dolphin turns the match around by knocking W.S. Chungus to the mat. ]

The Face - Dudim executes a flying side kick.

[Dudim is up again. W.S. Chungus gets up. A flying bodypress by W.S. takes Dudim the Dolphin to the mat with authority. W.S. Chungus hits Dudim the Dolphin with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. W.S. Chungus stands up. Dudim the Dolphin moves back to his feet. W.S. Chungus whips Dudim the Dolphin into the corner and follows up with a huge splash. W.S. sucks chants start in the crowd. Now Dudim the Dolphin standing. Dudim the Dolphin hits a jumping elbow thrust on W.S.. Dudim the Dolphin flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. Dudim the Dolphin moves back to his feet. W.S. gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Dudim. ]

SVH - W.S. Chungus gets hit with a diving elbow smash.

[Flying somersault drop kick by W.S. puts him back in the match. ]

The Face - W.S. Chungus with a flying somersault dropkick.

[W.S. Chungus stands up. Now Dudim standing. Dudim the Dolphin gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on W.S.. Dudim elbow smashes W.S. in the nose. W.S. performs a football-style cut block on Dudim. ]

The Face - He should try out for the NFL!

[W.S. and Dudim go to the floor The Walrus starts the count (.1) (..2) Dudim is driven further into the floor by W.S. Chungus with a diving elbow smash. ]

The Face - W.S. Chungus executes a diving elbow smash.

[W.S. climbs to his feet. (...3) Dudim the Dolphin on the turnbuckle, W.S. rising from the mat, Dudim leaps from the top rope with a bodypress (....4) Dudim hits W.S. with an elbowdrop. Dudim the Dolphin climbs to his feet. W.S. gets up. (.....5) W.S. Chungus and Dudim the Dolphin move back into the ring. W.S. whips Dudim's feet from under him with a side kick. ]

The Face - W.S. Chungus executes a flying side kick.

[W.S. gets back to his feet. Dudim gets hit with a diving elbow smash from W.S. Chungus. Dudim the Dolphin gets up. W.S. Chungus gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Dudim. W.S. Chungus goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Dudim. ]

SVH - W.S. performs a flying double foot stomp.

[W.S. gets back to his feet. Now Dudim standing. Dudim the Dolphin tries for a flying hip attack but W.S. Chungus avoids it. Dudim drags W.S. Chungus to the floor. The Walrus starts the count (.1) (..2) A flying shoulder block send W.S. Chungus to the floor. W.S. Chungus moves back to his feet. (...3) W.S. bends over as Dudim the Dolphin elbows him in the midsection. (....4) Dudim the Dolphin hits W.S. with an earringer. (.....5) Dudim and W.S. Chungus move back into the ring. Flying somersault drop kick by Dudim the Dolphin puts him back in the match. Dudim the Dolphin moves back to his feet. Dudim covers W.S.. The Walrus counts. ...1 ...2 W.S. kicks out. ]

The Face - Not even close!

[Now W.S. standing. W.S. Chungus holds his mouth after recieving an elbowsmash to the face. Dudim the Dolphin hits a flying karate chop right to W.S. Chungus's neck. W.S. springboard DDT's Dudim the Dolphin onto the mat! W.S. Chungus gets up. W.S. pins Dudim the Dolphin in a yoko-shiho gatame. The Walrus counts. ...1 ...2 Dudim the Dolphin escapes. ]

SVH - W.S. was so close to winning!

[Dudim stands up. ]

The Face - This is the best match in the history of the WORLD!!

[Dudim is reeling after W.S. yells in his ear. W.S. Chungus dives from the second turnbuckle, shoulder blocking Dudim. W.S. Chungus sucks chants start in the crowd. W.S. Chungus hits Dudim with an elbowdrop. W.S. moves back to his feet. W.S. Chungus climbs to the top turnbuckle and jumps off with an Air Sabu on Dudim. W.S. Chungus sucks chants start in the crowd. Dudim receives a 5 Star Frog Splash from W.S. Chungus off of the top rope. W.S. Chungus performs mock CPR on Dudim. The Walrus counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

SVH - We've got ourselves a winner!

The Face - W.S. Chungus wins again!!!

Quick Results

Spoiler

• Augment defeats Orb Johnson by pinfall
  
• Ostrich defeats El Fat Rat by pinfall
  
• W.S. Chungus defeats Dudim by pinfall
  

Course clear! You got a card.

[Q-Nova]

Hey, paisanos! Not only did Captain Lou Albano come back from the dead, he's now out of retirement! And that's not all! He's wrestling under a new ring name, Super Mario, and is dressed up just like the Nintendo legend himself! He now looks like how he did in the Super Mario Bros. Super Show!

Name: Super Mario

Hometown: New York City borough of Brooklyn

Affiliation: Face

Ring Intro: The famous Mario theme plays, spotlight on nothing at the ring at first. Super Mario teleports onto that spot, doing his "Do the Mario" dance. He says "Are you ready to do the Mario, or the Koopa!?" to his opponent.

Height: 5'10

Weight: 300 lb (he worked out enough and did a somewhat healthier diet - can't leave the pasta and ravioli out! - to get his weight down to the maximum allowed on MFGG Wrestling!)

Stats:
* Strength: 9
* Speed: 5
* Vitality: 4
* Charisma: 10

Finishing Move: Koopa Crusha (knockout finisher) - Super Mario jumps up to the ceiling, crushing it into pieces as if it were a huge block of bricks. The pieces fall down onto the opponent and pile up, crushing him/her.

Movesets:

*All-Rounder
*Big man
*High-flyer

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[VinnyVideo]

Time for another night of MFGG Wrestling!


Kirby's Adventure vs. Tarkan the Dragon (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

Spoiler

The Face - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 220 pounds, from Dream Land, Kirby's Adventure!!! (crowd cheers ****)

[The power suit already onstage, Kirby's Adventure flies (as Kirby would) into it and strikes a pose. ]

The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 100 pounds, from Dragonland, Tarkan the Dragon!!! (crowd cheers ********)

[Tarkan the Dragon bows to the crowd and joyfully jumps into the ring. ring, ring, ring) Kirby's Adventure lifts Tarkan the Dragon and throws him with an overhead belly to belly suplex. Tarkan the Dragon drops Kirby's Adventure with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. (Kirby's Adventure with a high crossbody on Tarkan. Kirby's Adventure gets up. Tarkan stands up. Tarkan the Dragon hits Kirby's Adventure with a heart punch. Tarkan the Dragon jabs Kirby's Adventure. Kirby's Adventure backs away. Tarkan the Dragon connects with a flying knee. Kirby's Adventure goes down. Kirby's Adventure is back on his feet. Kirby's Adventure nails Tarkan the Dragon with a belly-to-back suplex. Kirby's Adventure stands up. Tarkan tries for a front slam but is not strong enough to lift Kirby's Adventure. Tarkan executes a leg hammerlock on Kirby's Adventure. The Walrus asks Kirby's Adventure if he quits. Kirby's Adventure tries to escape. Kirby's Adventure escapes. ]

The Face - This match is off to an amazing start!

[Tarkan tries for a cradle DDT but is not strong enough to lift Kirby's Adventure. Tarkan the Dragon and Kirby's Adventure go to the floor. The Walrus starts the count (.1) (..2) Tarkan does a cartwheel and kicks Kirby's Adventure in the face. (...3) Tarkan the Dragon hits Kirby's Adventure with an elbowdrop. ]

The Face - Tarkan the Dragon with a perfectly-executed elbowdrop.

[Tarkan climbs to his feet. (....4) Kirby's Adventure gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Tarkan. ]

SVH - Kirby's Adventure gets hit with a diving elbow smash.

[Tarkan gets back to his feet. Kirby's Adventure gets up. (.....5) Kirby's Adventure and Tarkan move back into the ring. Kirby's Adventure superkicks Tarkan. Kirby's Adventure applies an arm wrench to Tarkan the Dragon. Tarkan the Dragon moves back to his feet. Kirby's Adventure hits Tarkan the Dragon with an atomic drop. Kirby's Adventure applies the camel clutch on Tarkan. Referee The Walrus is checking for a tap out. Kirby's Adventure holds tight. Tarkan tries to escape. Kirby's Adventure can't hold on. Kirby's Adventure sends Tarkan the Dragon to ringside. The Walrus starts the count (.1) ]

The Face - Kirby's Adventure is doing quite well at this point in the match.

[(..2) Kirby's Adventure kicks Tarkan the Dragon on the floor. (...3) Tarkan chops Kirby's Adventure. (....4) Tarkan kicks Kirby's Adventure in the back of the leg. (.....5) Tarkan the Dragon takes Kirby's Adventure into the ring. Tarkan rolls onto Kirby's Adventure connecting with a knee. Kirby's Adventure gets up. Kirby's Adventure mule kicks Tarkan the Dragon. ]

SVH - I don't remember Kirby using a livestock power-up before.

[Tarkan stands up. Tarkan kicks Kirby's Adventure in the head. Kirby's Adventure gets back to his feet. Kirby's Adventure moves behind Tarkan and falls back in a belly to belly suplex. ]

The Face - Incredible move by Kirby's Adventure.

[Kirby's Adventure moves back to his feet. Kirby's Adventure goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Tarkan kicks out. ]

SVH - Kirby's Adventure almost put Tarkan away!

[Kirby's Adventure and Tarkan the Dragon go to the floor ]

The Face - Kirby's Adventure can't get a pin at ringside.

[The Walrus starts the count (.1) Kirby's Adventure lifts Tarkan the Dragon up and INVERTED FACELOCK BRAINBUSTER! Tarkan will feel that in the morning. Kirby's Adventure gets up. Kirby's Adventure fist drops Tarkan on the floor. Tarkan the Dragon is back on his feet. They head back into the ring. Tarkan the Dragon is hit with a backward kick. Kirby's Adventure knee drops Tarkan. Now Kirby's Adventure standing. Kirby's Adventure shocks Tarkan the Dragon by breaking an overhead light and conducting electricity into Tarkan. Tarkan is out cold! ]

SVH - The winner!

The Face - The winner of this match, Kirby's Adventure!!!

Super Mario vs. El Voido (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

Spoiler

The Face - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 300 pounds, from Brooklyn, Super Mario!!! (crowd cheers ***********)

[The Mario theme plays, and Mario teleports to the spotlight. He does the "Do the Mario" dance and asks his opponent, "Are you ready to do the Mario, or the Koopa?". ]

SVH - It's-a him?

The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 200 pounds, from Raksha Dam, El Voido!!! (crowd boos ****)

[The lights dim as purple fog enters the ring, and in a puff of purple smoke, El Voido moves into the ring, menacingly. Mario checks out the ring. El Voido hits Super Mario in the head with the microphone he just stole. (ring, ring, ring) Mario executes a ropeflip hiptoss on El Voido. Super Mario hits El Voido with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. ]

The Face - Didn't know Lou... I mean Mario could do that.

[Mario is up again. Mario jumps and elbow smashes the lying El Voido. Super Mario is up again. Super Mario covers El Voido. The Walrus counts. ...1 El Voido escapes. ]

SVH - Ha! A pin at this stage in the game? Mario must think he's dealing with a Goomba.

[El Voido gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Super Mario. El Voido is hit with a backward kick. Mario covers El Voido. The Walrus counts the pin. ...1 El Voido kicks out. ]

SVH - Seriously.

[El Voido climbs to his feet. Mario hits El Voido with a jab. El Voido dropkicks Mario to the face. El Voido is up again. El Voido performs mock CPR on Super Mario. Referee The Walrus makes the count. ...1 ...2 Super Mario kicks out. ]

SVH - El Voido almost put Super Mario away!

[Super Mario climbs to his feet. El Voido gets set on top the turnbuckle then El Voido hits Mario with a splash. El Voido hits a jumping elbow thrust on Mario. El Voido pins Mario in a yoko-shiho gatame. The Walrus counts the pin. ...1 Mario kicks out. ]

The Face - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Mario.

[Mario stands up. A flying bodypress by El Voido takes Super Mario to the mat with authority. El Voido stands up. El Voido hits Super Mario with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. El Voido is up again. Super Mario gets back to his feet. Super Mario dropkicks El Voido to the knee. Super Mario gets back to his feet. Mario drags El Voido to the floor. The Walrus starts the count (.1) (..2) Mario rolls onto El Voido connecting with a knee. El Voido climbs to his feet. (...3) Flying somersault drop kick by Super Mario puts him back in the match. ]

SVH - Super Mario performs a flying somersault dropkick.

[Mario moves back to his feet. (....4) Super Mario hits El Voido with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Mario climbs to his feet. (.....5) Mario and El Voido move back into the ring. El Voido is driven further into the mat by Super Mario with a diving elbow smash. Super Mario rolls onto El Voido connecting with a knee. Mario hits El Voido with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. ]

SVH - Super Mario performs an elbowdrop.

[Super Mario is up again. El Voido is up again. El Voido with an impressive flying spinning leg lariat on Super Mario. El Voido sucks chants start in the crowd. ]
SVH - The crowd must think El Voido is Bowser or something.

[Now El Voido standing. Mario jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on El Voido. El Voido gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Super Mario. Super Mario climbs to his feet. El Voido attempts to kick Super Mario, but Super Mario catches his leg. El Voido flips around and elbows Mario. El Voido is back on his feet. El Voido executes a flying headbutt on Mario. El Voido moves back to his feet. Super Mario suplexes El Voido. Super Mario elbowdrops El Voido and rolls back to his feet. El Voido climbs to his feet. Super Mario DDTs El Voido. Super Mario pins El Voido with a terrific handspring hurricanrana. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

The Face - Super Mario has won the match!

Quick Results

Spoiler

• Kirby's Adventure defeats Tarkan the Dragon by knockout
  
• Super Mario defeats El Voido by pinfall
  

Course clear! You got a card.

[Hyper]

I brought in the weakest of them all:

Name: James O Wimpo

Hometown: Yellowknife, NT, Canada

Affiliation: Face

Ring Intro: Walks into the ring quietly and say "Hi I'm James!". The crowd cheers for no reason.

Height: 5'0" (barely pass the requirement)

Weight: 100 lb (people thought he's made out of paper)

Stats
Strength - 0
Speed - 0
Vitality - 0
Charisma - 10
Finishing Move: he just stands there doing nothing and something randomly defeats the opponent out of sheer luck.

Movesets:
Submissionist

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[VinnyVideo]

Yes, I am aware there wasn't a card last night. (With all that's going on in the world, I really don't know if I should be worrying about a fake wrestling series on a Mario fansite.)

MFGG Wrestling will return to its normal schedule on Saturday night, so stay tuned for Saturday Night Showdown on June 6.

Course clear! You got a card.

[VinnyVideo]

Another new wrestler joins the fight in tonight's Saturday Night Showdown! He doesn't sound very powerful, but maybe he's really a legend in the making...

James O. Wimpo vs. El Fat Rat (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

Spoiler

The Face - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 100 pounds, from Yellowknife, NT, James O. Wimpo!!! (crowd cheers *********)

[James walks to the ring and says, "Hi, I'm James!" The crowd cheers for no reason. ]

The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 144 pounds, from under your throne room (a.k.a. the sewers), El Fat Rat!!! (crowd boos ********)

[El Fat Rat walks to the ring. The Walrus is the referee for this contest. James stands idly. Queso-Bruto grabs the microphone and screams, "LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUMBLE!" (ring, ring, ring) Queso-Bruto moves behind James and does a belly to back suplex. El Fat Rat sucks chants start in the crowd. El Fat Rat puts James in an arm grapevine submission. James O. Wimpo's arm is just being TWISTED by an arm grapevine by El Fat Rat. Now James standing.]

SVH - That fat rat is showing James who's boss!

[Queso-Bruto lifts James O. Wimpo and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Now Queso-Bruto standing. James O. Wimpo gets up. El Fat Rat beats James into submission and then pours a bucket of incredibly stinky things on James. Queso-Bruto puts James in a full nelson and falls backwards into a pin. Referee The Walrus makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

SVH - The winner!

The Face - The winner of this match, El Fat Rat!!!

Ostro the Ostrich vs. Orb Johnson (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

Spoiler

The Face - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 200 pounds, from a small birdhouse, Ostro the Ostrich!!! (crowd cheers ****)

[Ostrich jumps on stage while Angry Birds music plays. ]

The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 300 pounds, from the bottom of the Pacific Ocean, Orb Johnson!!! (crowd boos )

[Orb Johnson is inflated like a balloon and then bounces into the ring. Ostro the Ostrich checks his boots. Orb Johnson walks around the ring. (ring, ring, ring) Orb takes a slap to the face from Ostro the Ostrich. Ostro the Ostrich is up again. Orb nails Ostro the Ostrich with a belly-to-back suplex. Orb climbs to his feet. Ostro the Ostrich stands up. Orb Johnson gets hit with a back heel kick. Orb Johnson moves back to his feet. Orb Johnson with an illegal chokehold on Ostro. ]

SVH - Illegal moooooooooooooooves!

[Ostro the Ostrich gets back to his feet. Ostro hits Orb Johnson with the back of his elbow. Orb Johnson nails Ostro the Ostrich with a belly-to-back suplex. Orb Johnson stands up. Ostro the Ostrich gets back to his feet. Ostro tries for a power slam but is not strong enough to lift Orb. Ostro the Ostrich sends Orb Johnson to ringside. ]

The Face - Whoa Nellie!

[The Walrus starts the count (.1) ]

The Face - Don't even think about changing the channel.

[(..2) Ostro mule kicks Orb. (...3) Orb Johnson gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Ostro the Ostrich. Ostro the Ostrich climbs to his feet. Orb Johnson stands up. (....4) Ostro jabs Orb Johnson. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Ostro pokes Orb in the eyes. Ostro the Ostrich bites Orb's arm out of desparation. Orb Johnson with a powerful choke lift on Ostro. Orb sets Ostro the Ostrich up and DDTs him into the mat. Orb hits Ostro with an elbowdrop. Orb Johnson is up again. Ostro tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Orb Johnson. Ostro pokes Orb in the eyes. Ostro tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Orb Johnson. Ostro mule kicks Orb Johnson. ]

The Face - Take that!

[Ostro fist drops Orb Johnson on the mat. ]

The Face - Ostro the Ostrich executes a fist drop.

[Ostro the Ostrich gets back to his feet. Orb Johnson gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Ostro the Ostrich. Ostro the Ostrich is back on his feet. Ostro the Ostrich covers Orb Johnson hooking the leg. The ref starts the count. ...1 Orb Johnson escapes. ]

SVH - Ostro should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.

[Orb with a slap on Ostro the Ostrich. Ostro the Ostrich stands up. Ostro bites Orb Johnson's arm. Ostro the Ostrich jabs Orb Johnson. Ostro goes for a springboard bulldog but Orb Johnson dodges the attack. Orb gets hit with a back heel kick. Ostro the Ostrich measures Orb up and drops a closed fist. Ostro is back on his feet. Orb Johnson gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Ostro the Ostrich. Ostro the Ostrich climbs to his feet. Ostro the Ostrich measures Orb Johnson up and drops a closed fist. ]

The Face - Ostro the Ostrich with a fist drop.

[Ostro moves back to his feet. Ostro the Ostrich measures Orb up and drops a closed fist. Ostro stands up. Orb gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Ostro the Ostrich. Ostro the Ostrich is back on his feet. Orb Johnson stands up. Ostro the Ostrich throws Orb off the ropes and hits him with a cross-body block. Now Ostro the Ostrich standing. Ostro drags Orb Johnson to the floor. ]

SVH - Orb will have to watch out for weapons at ringside.

[The Walrus starts the count (.1) (..2) Orb nails Ostro with a belly-to-back suplex. Orb Johnson is up again. (...3) Orb hits Ostro the Ostrich with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Orb Johnson climbs to his feet. (....4) Orb hits Ostro the Ostrich with an elbowdrop. Orb stands up. Ostro the Ostrich stands up. (.....5) Orb Johnson and Ostro the Ostrich move back into the ring. Orb stomps Ostro's foot. ]

SVH - Heh heh heh!

[Ostro gets up. Ostro tries for a belly-to-belly suplex but is not strong enough to lift Orb. Ostro the Ostrich hits Orb with the double arm DDT into the mat. ]

The Face - I'm impressed with Ostro the Ostrich's double arm DDT.

[Ostro goes for a pin. The Walrus counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Orb escapes. ]

SVH - Ostro the Ostrich was so close to winning!

[Now Orb standing. Orb Johnson goes for a cradle DDT but Ostro dodges the attack. Orb repeatedly rolls over Ostro the Ostrich, then sits on Ostro the Ostrich to pin him down. The referee is checking the situation. Orb Johnson holds tight. Ostrich breaks free. Orb with a chokehold on Ostro the Ostrich, but Ostrich breaks free. Orb Johnson hits Ostro the Ostrich with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Orb Johnson hits Ostro the Ostrich with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Orb Johnson climbs to his feet. Ostro the Ostrich gets up. Ostro hits Orb with the back of his elbow. ]

The Face - Ostro the Ostrich with a back elbow.

[Orb nails Ostro the Ostrich with a belly-to-back suplex. Orb Johnson gets back to his feet. Ostro the Ostrich moves back to his feet. Ostro the Ostrich tries for a body slam but is not strong enough to lift Orb Johnson.Orb takes a slap to the face from Ostro. Ostro is back on his feet. Ostro the Ostrich hits Orb with the back of his elbow. Orb Johnson nails Ostro the Ostrich with a belly-to-back suplex. Orb Johnson gets back to his feet. Ostro the Ostrich gets up. Orb Johnson tries to put Ostro the Ostrich in a submission hold. Ostro the Ostrich moves back to his feet. Ostro the Ostrich pokes Orb Johnson in the eyes. Ostro jabs Orb. Orb with a low blow on Ostro. Now Ostro standing. Orb nails Ostro with a belly-to-back suplex. Orb stands up. Orb Johnson hits Ostro with an elbowdrop. Orb Johnson gets back to his feet. Now Ostro standing. Ostro the Ostrich thrust kicks Orb Johnson in the head. ]

SVH - Spectacular thrust kick!

[Orb Johnson gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Ostro. ]

The Face - Ostro the Ostrich uses a diving elbow smash.

[Ostro the Ostrich climbs to his feet. Ostro fist drops Orb Johnson on the mat. Ostro the Ostrich climbs to his feet. Orb climbs to his feet. Orb Johnson with a suplex on Ostro the Ostrich. ]

SVH - Nice move!

[Ostro bites Orb's arm out of desparation. ]

The Face - Orb must look tasty or something.

[Orb nails Ostro with a belly-to-back suplex. Now Orb Johnson standing. Ostro the Ostrich slaps Orb Johnson in the face. Ostro stands up. Ostro tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Orb Johnson.Ostro the Ostrich nails Orb with an inverted DDT. Ostro the Ostrich gets back to his feet. Orb gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Ostro the Ostrich. Ostro the Ostrich st ands up. Orb moves back to his feet. Orb Johnson with a slap on Ostro the Ostrich. Ostro the Ostrich climbs to his feet. Ostro the Ostrich mule kicks Orb. Orb stands up. Orb Johnson nails Ostro with a belly-to-back suplex. Ostro is back on his feet. Orb nails Ostro the Ostrich with a belly-to-back suplex. Orb gets back to his feet. Orb hits Ostro with an elbowdrop. ]

SVH - Ostro gets hit with an elbowdrop.

[Orb Johnson is up again. Orb hits Ostro the Ostrich with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Orb is back on his feet. Now Ostro the Ostrich standing. Ostro thrust kicks Orb Johnson in the head. Ostro the Ostrich fist drops Orb on the mat. Now Ostro the Ostrich standing. Ostro fist drops Orb Johnson on the mat. Ostro moves back to his feet. Orb Johnson gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Ostro the Ostrich. Ostro fist drops Orb on the mat. Ostro is back on his feet. Orb Johnson gets back to his feet. Ostro the Ostrich gets a huge Paper Mario-esque hammer and knocks out Orb with it. Ostro goes for a pin. The Walrus counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

The Face - We've got ourselves a winner!

The Face - The winner of this match, Ostro the Ostrich!!!

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Augment vs. Dudim the Dolphin (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

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The Face - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 110 pounds, from Dinosaur Land, Dudim the Dolphin!!!

[The house lights flip on abruptly as Dudim stretches time and space to enter the ring via teleportation. ]

The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 200 pounds, from parts unknown, Augment!!! (crowd cheers **)

[A metal cube is dropped in the ring, revealing the wrestler. Dudim the Dolphin walks around the ring. Augment walks around the ring. (ring, ring, ring) Flying somersault drop kick by Dudim puts him off to a fine start. Dudim gets back to his feet. Dudim the Dolphin executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Augment. Dudim jumps and elbow smashes the lying Augment. Dudim hits Augment with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Augment is driven further into the mat by Dudim the Dolphin with an elbow smash. Dudim hits Augment with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. ]

SVH - Augment gets hit with an elbowdrop.

[Dudim the Dolphin climbs to his feet. Augment gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Dudim the Dolphin. ]

The Face - Dudim uses a diving elbow smash.

[Dudim the Dolphin climbs to his feet. Augment is up again. Dudim the Dolphin on the turnbuckle, Augment rising from the mat, Dudim the Dolphin leaps from the top rope with a bodypress Now Dudim the Dolphin standing. Dudim the Dolphin covers Augment. The ref starts the count. ...1 Augment escapes. ]

The Face - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Augment.

[Augment is up again. Augment executes a neck scissors on Dudim. Augment chants start. ]

SVH - Spectacular neck scissors!

[Augment gets back to his feet. Augment and Dudim the Dolphin go to the floor The Walrus starts the count (.1) Augment smashes Dudim with a closed fist. ]

The Face - This is the best match in the history of the WORLD!!

[Dudim the Dolphin climbs to his feet. (..2) Dudim hits a jumping elbow thrust on Augment. ]

SVH - Dudim the Dolphin performs a jumping elbow thrust.

[(...3) Dudim the Dolphin hits Augment with an elbowdrop. Dudim gets up. (....4) Dudim the Dolphin jumps and elbow smashes the lying Augment. ]

The Face - Dudim uses a diving elbow smash.

[Dudim the Dolphin stands up. (.....5) Dudim takes Augment into the ring. Dudim flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. Augment gets up. Augment legsweeps Dudim the Dolphin. Dudim gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Augment. Augment climbs to his feet. Augment puts Dudim the Dolphin in an arm grapevine submission. Dudim the Dolphin moves back to his feet. Augment hiptosses Dudim the Dolphin. Dudim the Dolphin gets back to his feet. Dudim jumps onto Augment's shoulders, twists, and DDT's him onto the mat ]

SVH - Augment won't last much longer if he keeps getting hit by moves like that standing tornado DDT!

[Dudim the Dolphin covers Augment. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Augment kicks out. ]

The Face - Dudim was so close!!

[Now Augment standing. Dudim sends Augment to ringside. The Walrus starts the count (.1) ]

The Face - I wish every match could be like this!

[(..2) Dudim tries to even the match with a flying shoulder block. Dudim gets up. (...3) Augment kicks Dudim the Dolphin in the back of the leg. ]

SVH - Wait, doess Dudim even have a leg?

[(....4) Dudim gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Augment. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Dudim the Dolphin and Augment move back to ringside. They head back into the ring. Augment gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. ]

The Face - Dudim the Dolphin with a elbowsmash.

[Augment hits Dudim with a heart punch. Augment covers Dudim the Dolphin. The Walrus counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Dudim the Dolphin kicks out. ]

The Face - Not even close!

[Now Dudim the Dolphin standing. Dudim the Dolphin hits a flying karate chop right to Augment's neck. ]

SVH - Augment gets hit with a flying karate chop.

[Dudim the Dolphin hits Augment with an earringer. ]

The Face - Dudim executes a earringer.

[Augment executes the brainbuster on Dudim. Augment chants start. Augment covers Dudim. Referee The Walrus makes the count. ...1 ...2 Dudim kicks out. ]

SVH - Augment almost put Dudim the Dolphin away!

The Face - Don't even think about changing the channel.

[Augment superkicks Dudim the Dolphin. Augment fist drops Dudim the Dolphin on the mat. Dudim climbs to his feet. Augment kicks Dudim the Dolphin in the head. Dudim the Dolphin gets back to his feet. Augment spinning mule kicks Dudim. Augment executes a corkscrew legdrop on Dudim. Augment gets back to his feet. Augment covers Dudim the Dolphin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Dudim the Dolphin kicks out. ]

SVH - Augment should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.

[Augment hits Dudim the Dolphin with the back of his elbow. ]

The Face - Augment executes a back elbow.

[Augment punches Dudim in the gut. Augment dropkicks Dudim the Dolphin to the face. Augment rolls onto Dudim, connecting with a knee. Augment chants start. Dudim gets back to his feet. Augment leg lariats Dudim, sending him to the mat. Dudim stands up. Augment with a headscissors takeover on Dudim. Augment is back on his feet. Dudim gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Augment. Augment is up again. Augment uses a tractor beam to bring Dudim the Dolphin down. Augment covers Dudim hooking the leg. The Walrus counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

SVH - We've got ourselves a winner!

The Face - The winner of this match, Augment!!!

Quick Results

Spoiler

• El Fat Rat defeats James O. Wimpo by pinfall
  
• Ostro the Ostrich defeats Orb Johnson by knockout
  
• Augment defeats Dudim by pinfall
  

Course clear! You got a card.

[VinnyVideo]

James O. Wimpo vs. Super Mario (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

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The Face - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 300 pounds, from Brooklyn, Super Mario!!! (crowd cheers *************)

[The Mario theme plays, and Mario teleports to the spotlight. He does the "Do the Mario" dance and asks his opponent, "Are you ready to do the Mario, or the Koopa?". ]

The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 100 pounds, from Yellowknife, NT, James O. Wimpo!!! (crowd cheers **************)

[James walks to the ring and says, "Hi, I'm James!" The crowd cheers for no reason. Super Mario checks out the ring. James stands idly. (ding, ding, ding) Super Mario hits James with the back of his elbow. A punch by Super Mario tattoos James's forehead with the mat's texture. Mario chants start. Mario stands up. Mario with a jumping DDT on James O. Wimpo. Mario chants start. Mario rolls onto James O. Wimpo connecting with a knee. Mario executes the Super DDT on James O. Wimpo! Super Mario pulls off a beautiful sunset flip off of the top rope. The Walrus counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

SVH - Well, I hope you didn't blink!

The Face - The winner of this match, Super Mario!!!

Dudim the Dolphin vs. El Voido (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

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The Face - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 110 pounds, from Dinosaur Land, Dudim the Dolphin!!!

[The house lights flip on abruptly as Dudim stretches time and space to enter the ring via teleportation. ]

The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 200 pounds, from Raksha Dam, El Voido!!! (crowd boos ***)

[The lights dim as purple fog enters the ring, and in a puff of purple smoke, El Voido moves into the ring, menacingly. Dudim walks around the ring. El Voido invites Dudim the Dolphin to shake his hand and then punches him. (ring, ring, ring) Flying somersault drop kick by Dudim the Dolphin. Dudim hits El Voido with an elbowdrop. Now Dudim standing. El Voido stands up. El Voido goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Dudim. ]

SVH - El Voido performs a flying double foot stomp.

[Now El Voido standing. Dudim the Dolphin elbows El Voido in the stomach, trying to even the match. Dudim the Dolphin executes a ropeflip hiptoss on El Voido. El Voido jumps from the second turnbuckle, kicking Dudim in the head, taking him down. El Voido and Dudim the Dolphin go to the floor The Walrus starts the count (.1) El Voido cuts Dudim the Dolphin with a blade. Dudim the Dolphin is bleeding as a result. ]

SVH - Heh heh!

[(..2) El Voido hits Dudim the Dolphin with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. El Voido climbs to his feet. Dudim the Dolphin gets back to his feet. (...3) Dudim the Dolphin gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on El Voido. (....4) Ouch! Dudim is spanked by El Voido. (.....5) They head back into the ring. El Voido gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Dudim. El Voido tries to even the match with a flying shoulder block. El Voido pins Dudim in a yoko-shiho gatame. The Walrus counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Dudim kicks out. ]

SVH - Ha! A pin at this stage in the game?

[Dudim the Dolphin holds his head after recieving an earringer from El Voido. ]

The Face - El Voido with a earringer.

[Dudim the Dolphin hits the Frankensteiner from off the top rope. Dudim the Dolphin is back on his feet. El Voido stands up. An elbow submission by Dudim the Dolphin brings El Voido down to the mat. The Walrus is checking for a tap out. El Voido tries to escape. El Voido manages to break free. El Voido holds his mouth after recieving an elbowsmash to the face. Dudim hits a jumping elbow thrust on El Voido. El Voido gets up. Dudim the Dolphin hits a flying karate chop right to El Voido's neck. A side kick by Dudim the Dolphin knocks El Voido to the mat. Now Dudim the Dolphin standing. El Voido gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Dudim the Dolphin. Dudim the Dolphin is back on his feet. Dudim the Dolphin jumps and elbow smashes the lying El Voido. ]

SVH - Dudim performs a diving elbow smash.

[Dudim the Dolphin moves back to his feet. El Voido climbs to his feet. Dudim the Dolphin executes the twisting moonsault on to El Voido. Dudim gets back to his feet. Dudim executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of El Voido. Dudim the Dolphin stands up. El Voido hits a jumping elbow thrust on Dudim. Dudim gets hit with a diving elbow smash from El Voido. El Voido climbs to his feet. Now Dudim the Dolphin standing. Dudim on the turnbuckle, El Voido rising from the mat, Dudim the Dolphin leaps from the top rope with a bodypress. Dudim the Dolphin gets up. El Voido delivers a bodypress of his own. Dudim the Dolphin gets back to his feet. Dudim the Dolphin goes for a flying spinning leg lariat but El Voido dodges the attack. El Voido is locked in an elbow submission by Dudim. Referee The Walrus is checking for a tap out. El Voido tries to escape. Dudim can't hold on. El Voido gets on the top rope, and Dudim catches him in a reverse headlock, then drops down into a DDT. Dudim climbs to his feet. ]

SVH - Aren't these guys as good as me?

The Face - Not in this lifetime!

[Dudim catches El Voido's leg, but El Voido reverses it with an enzuigiri to Dudim's head. Now El Voido standing. El Voido hits Dudim with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. El Voido is up again. Flying somersault drop kick by El Voido puts him back in the match. El Voido moves back to his feet. Dudim the Dolphin is driven further into the mat by El Voido with a diving elbow smash. ]

SVH - El Voido performs a diving elbow smash.

[Dudim isn't appreciating the CPR El Voido is doing. The Walrus counts. ...1 Dudim escapes. ]

The Face - He should have just stayed on the attack.

[El Voido holds his head after recieving an earringer from Dudim. Dudim goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps El Voido. Dudim is back on his feet. Now El Voido standing. Dudim dropkicks El Voido. Dudim is back on his feet. Dudim hits El Voido with an elbowdrop. Dudim the Dolphin disappears and reappears on the monitor and becomes the finishing move on El Voido! Dudim covers El Voido hooking the leg. Referee The Walrus makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

SVH - Dudim the Dolphin has won the match!

The Face - What a charismatic conclusion!!!

Quick Results

• Super Mario hastily defeats James O. Wimpo by pinfall
  
• Dudim the Dolphin defeats El Voido by pinfall
  

Course clear! You got a card.