Cease and Desist

~~Sabasa~~ · 02-06-2018, 12:32 AM

Dear @Vitiman, @Cruise Elroy and @Friendly Dictator

Recently it has been brought to my attention that you and/or your dumb friends are distributing unauthorized threads and/or posts and/or memes with "EXTREMELY IMPORTANT DISCOVERY" copyrighted material by Mr. Saltman. Such use makes the owner furious, as other readers may believe that said use is authorized by Mr. Saltman, when clearly he's too selfish to let you do so.

"EXTREMELY IMPORTANT DISCOVERY"â„¢ is exclusive copyright of Mr. Saltman. Any artwork, music, and fundamentally TITLE, among other content, may not be used in any other thread, post, or message that is not from Mr. Saltman himself.

Mr. Saltman will take legal action against you unless you idiots stop plagiarizing his content and donate him all of your coins. Provided that no coins are donated to Mr. Saltman, I will personally fry you and feed you to my son Waluigi so that he can have a good dinner tonight.

Sincerely
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Sabasa, Evil Witch and attorney from Mr. Saltman.

**Zero Kirby** · 02-06-2018, 02:49 AM

Gee, I wonder who made this account

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This fight has only just begun...

**DustinVG** · 02-06-2018, 02:54 AM

Alright, Saltman, you really do need to cool it with the dupes. It's getting a bit excessive.

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**Saltman** · 02-06-2018, 03:03 AM

(02-06-2018, 02:54 AM)Dustinvgmaster Wrote: Alright, Saltman, you really do need to cool it with the dupes. It's getting a bit excessive.

Er, what? I haven't made too many dupes Confused

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Only thing I've made so far was Mask Ex. I renamed it a lot so maybe you're thinking I made lots of 'em.

I can't really tell if you're angry or just serious though.

**Zero Kirby** · 02-06-2018, 03:17 AM

(02-06-2018, 03:03 AM)Saltman Wrote: Er, what? I haven't made too many dupes .

Only thing I've made so far was Mask Ex. I renamed it a lot so maybe you're thinking I made lots of 'em.

I can't really tell if you're angry or just serious though.

You can't fool the local psychic, boyo

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Falcon Punch is the result of the Sun heating fists. It drives the Blue Falcon. Heating causes destruction of water into the pain, where it then hurts, creating rain. Rain creates flowing water in tears, which can then be converted into other forms through more pain.

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This fight has only just begun...

**Saltman** · (This post was last modified: 02-06-2018, 04:05 AM by Saltman.)

(02-06-2018, 03:17 AM)Zero Kirby Wrote:
(02-06-2018, 03:03 AM)Saltman Wrote: Er, what? I haven't made too many dupes .

Only thing I've made so far was Mask Ex. I renamed it a lot so maybe you're thinking I made lots of 'em.

I can't really tell if you're angry or just serious though.
You can't fool the local psychic, boyo

Well,I didn't intend to lie, mr. local-normal-guy-who-can-view-the-ip-adresses-of-other-people. Weird to see how you somehow took that screenshot after I removed the avatar.

Whether she's me or not should be... quite obvious anyway and she obviously isn't me. I didn't make this to be mysterious or anything. this was just a stupid little joke.

Now, I don't think you'd like someone to uncover you like this in public, if you made one of these Roll eyes

. It's probably because you two found it unfunny that you just revealed this to the world. Had you found it funny you wouldn't have done it this quickly. That's for sure.

Now, I've always thought BTNN and MFGG the Onion where the same person, am I right? Maybe not, but whatever. You haven't hunted those down for some reason yet.

**Vitiman** · 02-06-2018, 04:05 AM

This is a really bad way to react to being told your joke isn't funny anymore.

**Saltman** · 02-06-2018, 04:09 AM

(02-06-2018, 04:05 AM)Vitiman Wrote: This is a really bad way to react to being told your joke isn't funny anymore.

Why?

**Vitiman** · 02-06-2018, 04:16 AM

For one, you did this right after a few people made knockoff threads from you as a joke (to which you reacted to in the most passive aggressive way possible), so all this does is make you look like a sore sport about it. Let me tell you something: if for once in your entire series of shenanigans with the duping and excessive threads in here do people decide to play along and have some fun with it, the absolute worst thing you could do is tell them to knock it off repeatedly.

Imagine if you crack wise about something silly with a group of friends, and everyone laughs, so then some of your other friends start adding to the joke because everyone's having a good time and this is what happens when people find something funny. Don't try to stop this! This means people are amused and this is how people respond to amusing things. They're not trying to one-up your antics, this ain't show business. This is just a spam forum on a Mario fan site, dude. No need to do all of this, deny you're the dupe, get caught red-handed, and then try to turn the tables and shift the blame rather than accept that you were up to the same old same old.

**Zero Kirby** · 02-06-2018, 04:47 AM

(02-06-2018, 04:03 AM)Saltman Wrote: Well,I didn't intend to lie, mr. local-normal-guy-who-can-view-the-ip-adresses-of-other-people. Weird to see how you somehow took that screenshot after I removed the avatar.

I took the screenshot before you removed the avatar.

I figured out it was you before comparing the IPs because it was obviously you. Everyone would have figured out it was you. The dupe, the joke, it was obviously you. The only reason I made it clear I can look up your IP is because you tried to deny it was you after getting legitimately caught and told to stop making dupes. I don't think saying "but I'm not making dupes" after being told to stop making dupes by people who can tell you are the one making dupes is a defensible argument. Especially since you said you couldn't tell if we were angry or serious - but no mention of us joking, so you clearly didn't think we were playing along. I find it hard to believe you "didn't intend to lie."

You could have just taken it gracefully, fessed up, admitted you were caught, and let bygones be bygones. Just let an unfunny joke die. Instead you're just tossing "well how would you like it" accusations and "well what about them" arguments and, well, it's not really helping your case.

**VinnyVideo** · 02-06-2018, 10:41 AM

Cheese and desist? I could never refrain from eating queso!

But yeah, @Zero Kirby has wise advice.

Course clear! You got a card.

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~~Sabasa~~ · (This post was last modified: 02-06-2018, 01:37 PM by Sabasa.)

Oh...

...Well I think I should leave, I guess.

~~Sabasa~~ · (This post was last modified: 02-06-2018, 06:53 PM by Sabasa.)

(02-06-2018, 05:51 PM)Zelma Wrote: NO FUN ALLOWED LOVE IS ALIVE AND WELL

I do not understand this, sorry to say.

Personally, I'm having a lot of fun seeing my client being accused of creating my account, when clearly I'm the one who created it herself.

It just so happens he shares his computer with me because he broke mine. That's all. He's nervous because he's made a dupe account before. That's why he's saying all of this.

But the law is the law, and I'd like you to do as the cease and desist said, please (he paid me with six golden coins for my service. I'll be glad to help any person, as long as it's for a price!).

Now that all of this has been established, I'll just politely leave until someone needs me.