Strange Insults Thread

[strabiri]

I'll start off:

You look like if my dad ran over a speed bump in the road, but your face was the speed bump

[GothGirlGangBlasterMaster]

you look like an mfgg poster

for any inquiries please contact me in hell

[SonicKade2048]

smh UGM you're an absolute walnut for thinking Wario is sexy

oh wait, that walnut's actually the size of your brain for choosing such a profound character

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[strabiri]

You are actually a piece of rotten cheesecake that got so rotten that it formed a wax seal around it like a real wheel of cheese.

[GeneralGuy]

You're a fat, ugly middle-aged man with a stupid smile.

oh wait

[Parakarry]

[Flygon]

Your Mother was a Pineapple.

[CuteYoshiGirl]

your watermelon looks like my cat's turd

[FibS]

"You're ten feet of s*** in a five-foot package".

[strabiri]

You absolute walking mushroom, I'm gonna stick this trumpet so far down your throat that 6 months later when you try to talk you'll still be making trumpet noises.

[SonicKade2048]

wario's so fat he out-weighs snorlax

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[Damarioman]

You're so ugly that Scorpion told you to stay over there!

[GeneralGuy]

Your appendix is more useful than you.

[strabiri]

You're so ugly, that when a car ran over your face, you looked no different