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Bisexual Pride strabiri
"Regnat populus."
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02-23-2020, 03:53 PM (This post was last modified: 02-23-2020, 03:54 PM by strabiri.)
The objective of this thread is to make a bible quote that sounds real but is fake. I'll start:

7 And God sayeth to Adam, "Man shalt laugh when presented the number sixty-nine", and it was so.

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#2
02-25-2020, 07:03 AM
Blessed are the cheesemakers, for they shall inherit the earth.

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02-25-2020, 04:05 PM
12 As Noah held onto the planks for which his ark would be built with, God sayeth to him in all his glory, "i enjoy browsing the internet forum known as MFGG"
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Bisexual Pride strabiri
"Regnat populus."
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#4
02-29-2020, 12:46 AM
8 "And so," sayeth God, "I shalt partake in intercourse with my wife. No, no, of course we're married. I mean, it'd be a sin to do that without being married, right? I mean, I'm not saying it should be a sin, because, hell, it's fun, but like, people would definitely abuse it. You know what I'm saying? Like, maybe we should remove that from the sin list. Wait-wait, no, Jesus, put the paper down I don't think we should. No- no we definitely could. But what I'm saying is that maybe we shouldn't. I mean, it'd make a lot of people happy for sure, so could that one about the swearing, but maybe they don't need it just yet. Eh- for the hell of it. You died for their sins anyway, right?"
"What in Satan's name are you even talking about?" stated Jesus

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03-02-2020, 09:18 PM
"Jesus rose his bread in 3 days".
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#6
05-05-2023, 03:51 AM
I stumbled upon this thread and I gotta say, it's hilarious! Even though it's three years old, it still got me laughing. As for the fake Bible quote you shared, that's pure gold! I mean, who wouldn't want to laugh at the number sixty-nine, am I right? LOL!

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