05-27-2020, 10:47 PM
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It's time for our first Wednesday card of the new era! Five new contestants make their MFGG Wrestling debuts tonight!
Augment vs. Orb Johnson (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
The Face - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 200 pounds, from parts unknown, Augment!!! (crowd cheers **)
[A metal cube is dropped in the ring, revealing the wrestler. ]
The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 300 pounds, from the bottom of the Pacific Ocean, Orb Johnson!!! (crowd boos )
[Orb Johnson is inflated like a balloon and then bounces into the ring. The Walrus checks Augment's boots and knee pads. Orb walks around the ring. (the bell rings) Augment executes the jumping sidekick on Orb Johnson. ]
The Face - Augment uses a great jumping sidekick.
[Orb with an illegal chokehold on Augment. Orb Johnson hits Augment with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Orb Johnson gets up. Augment kicks Orb in the head. Orb moves back to his feet. Orb Johnson tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Augment. Augment hits him with a back fist. ]
SVH - Orb gets hit with a back fist.
[Orb with an illegal chokehold on Augment. Augment is up again. Orb Johnson tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Augment. Augment legsweeps Orb. Orb stands up. Orb with an illegal chokehold on Augment. ]
The Face - Orb is digging those illegal moves!
[Augment gets up. Augment hits a koppo kick on Orb. Orb stands up. Orb goes for a cradle DDT but Augment dodges the attack. Orb Johnson tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Augment. Orb Johnson with an illegal chokehold on Augment. Orb hits Augment with an elbowdrop. Orb is up again. Orb Johnson hits Augment with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Orb stands up. Now Augment standing. Orb Johnson tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Augment. Orb with an illegal chokehold on Augment. Augment stands up. Orb Johnson gets hit with a backheel kick. Orb Johnson stands up. Orb Johnson tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Augment.Orb Johnson with an illegal chokehold on Augment. Augment stands up. Orb Johnson is hit with a backward kick. Augment goes for a pin. Referee The Walrus makes the count. ...1 ...2 Orb kicks out. ]
SVH - Augment should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.
[Orb Johnson is back on his feet. Orb tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Augment.Augment kicks. Orb tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Augment.Augment hits Orb with a heart punch. Orb moves back to his feet. Augment kicks Orb in the stomach. ]
SVH - Orb Johnson gets hit with a kick.
[Orb Johnson is up again. Orb Johnson trys for a belly-to-belly suplex but is not strong enough to lift Augment.]
SVH - Looks like Orb doesn't know what a gym is!
[Orb Johnson trys for a chokelift but is not strong enough to lift Augment. Orb Johnson drags Augment to the floor. ]
SVH - Orb Johnson will be counted out if he stays here too long.
[The Walrus starts the count (.1) (..2) Orb Johnson with an illegal chokehold on Augment. (...3) Orb Johnson hits Augment with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Orb Johnson gets back to his feet. Now Augment standing. (....4) Augment superkicks Orb Johnson. Orb Johnson moves back to his feet. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Orb tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Augment. Augment jabs Orb. ]
The Face - Orb takes a jab.
[Augment punches Orb in the gut. ]
SVH - Orb Johnson gets hit with a fist to midsection.
[Orb with an illegal chokehold on Augment. Orb hits Augment with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Orb is back on his feet. Augment hits Orb with the back of his elbow. Augment uppercuts Orb and follows up with a punch. ]
The Face - This is the best match in the history of the WORLD!!
[Augment measures Orb Johnson up and drops a closed fist. Augment gets back to his feet. Now Orb Johnson standing. Orb tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Augment. Orb Johnson with an illegal chokehold on Augment. Augment gets back to his feet. Augment hiptosses Orb Johnson. Orb Johnson with an illegal chokehold on Augment. Orb hits Augment with an elbowdrop. Orb moves back to his feet. Augment is up again. Orb Johnson tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Augment. Orb Johnson with an illegal chokehold on Augment. Orb Johnson hits Augment with an elbowdrop. ]
SVH - Augment gets hit with a elbowdrop.
[Augment does a cartwheel and kicks Orb in the face. Orb tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Augment. Orb with an illegal chokehold on Augment. Orb hits Augment with an elbowdrop. Orb moves back to his feet. Augment executes the brainbuster on Orb Johnson. Augment chants start. Now Augment standing. Augment with a headscissors takeover on Orb Johnson. Augment is up again. Orb Johnson is back on his feet. Augment drags Orb to the floor. ]
The Face - Orb Johnson is safer at ringside. Augment can't get a pin there.
[The Walrus starts the count (.1) (..2) Augment executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Orb Johnson. ]
SVH - Augment performs a ropeflip hiptoss.
[Orb is up again. (...3) Orb with an illegal chokehold on Augment. (....4) Orb hits Augment with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. ]
The Face - Orb Johnson executes a elbowdrop.
[Augment gets up. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Augment punches Orb Johnson in the head. Augment grabs Orb Johnson by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. ]
SVH - That looks uncomfortable.
[Orb Johnson tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Augment. Augment mule kicks Orb Johnson. Augment rolls onto Orb connecting with a knee. Augment goes for a pin. The Walrus counts the pin. ...1 Orb kicks out. ]
SVH - Augment should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.
[Augment dropkicks Orb. Augment gets back to his feet. Orb moves back to his feet. Augment drags Orb to the floor. The Walrus starts the count (.1) Augment cuts Orb with a blade. Orb is bleeding as a result. ]
The Face - Augment is doing quite well at this point in the match.
[(..2) Augment takes Orb down with a knee. (...3) Orb Johnson gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Augment. Now Augment standing. Orb Johnson climbs to his feet. (....4) Orb Johnson with an illegal chokehold on Augment. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Orb Johnson and Augment move back to ringside. They head back into the ring. Orb hits Augment with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Orb is up again. Augment spinning mule kicks Orb Johnson. ]
The Face - Augment performs an amazing spinning mule kick.
[Orb gets back to his feet. Orb tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Augment. Augment pins Orb Johnson against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. ]
SVH - Augment with a forearm choke.
[Orb Johnson tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Augment. Augment hits a spinning leg lariat on Orb Johnson sending him to the mat. Orb Johnson is back on his feet. Augment kicks Orb in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the mat. Augment chants start. Augment sends Orb Johnson to ringside. ]
SVH - Weapons are everywhere at ringside.
[The Walrus starts the count (.1) Orb Johnson gets back to his feet. (..2) Orb Johnson with an illegal chokehold on Augment. (...3) Orb Johnson hits Augment with an elbowdrop. ]
The Face - Orb executes a elbowdrop.
[Augment is up again. Augment leg lariats Orb Johnson, sending him to the floor. Augment chants start. Orb's arm is just being TWISTED by an arm grapevine by Augment. Augment and Orb move back into the ring. Augment executes a corkscrew legdrop on Orb. Orb moves back to his feet. Augment hiptosses Orb. Augment chants start. Orb moves back to his feet. Augment emits a tractor beam from its eye to immobilize Orb Johnson. Augment covers Orb Johnson, hooking the leg. The Walrus counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
SVH - And the winner is... Augment!
The Face - An amazing start to Augment's career! I really think he's going to... augment MFGG Wrestling.
Ostro the Ostrich vs. El Fat Rat (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
The Face - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 200 pounds, from a small birdhouse, Ostro the Ostrich!!! (crowd cheers ***)
[Ostrich jumps on stage while Angry Birds music plays. ]
The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 144 pounds, from under your throne room (a.k.a. the sewers), El Fat Rat!!! (crowd boos **********)
[El Fat Rat walks to the ring. The Walrus is the referee for this contest. Ostro the Ostrich checks out the ring. Ostro the Ostrich is hit in the head by the microphone Queso-Bruto is holding! (the bell rings) Ostro the Ostrich bites Queso-Bruto's arm. El Fat Rat lifts Ostro the Ostrich and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. El Fat Rat gets up. Ostro slaps El Fat Rat in the face. Ostro the Ostrich is back on his feet. Ostro hits Queso-Bruto with the back of his elbow. El Fat Rat goes for a Face First Pumphandle Suplex but Ostro dodges the attack. El Fat Rat sends Ostro to ringside. The Walrus starts the count (.1) ]
SVH - Did you see that last move?
The Face - Oh yeah!
SVH - Heh heh... Ostro needs a Band-Aid for the li'l scratch on his cheeky!
[(..2) Queso-Bruto tries to bite Ostro the Ostrich's ear. So undignified! (...3) Ostro the Ostrich pokes El Fat Rat in the eyes. (....4) El Fat Rat smacks Ostro the Ostrich on the rear end. (.....5) Ostro takes Queso-Bruto into the ring. Ostro the Ostrich nails El Fat Rat with a belly-to-back suplex. Ostro is up again. El Fat Rat is back on his feet. Ostro lifts Queso-Bruto up and drops him on the mat. El Fat Rat climbs to his feet. Ostro the Ostrich hooks Queso-Bruto in the abdominal stretch. The Walrus asks Queso-Bruto if he quits. Queso-Bruto tries to escape. Ostro the Ostrich breaks free. Ostro the Ostrich jabs Queso-Bruto. A foot stomp from Queso-Bruto may put Ostro the Ostrich on the defensive. ]
The Face - Ostro the Ostrich takes a foot stomp.
[Ostro mule kicks El Fat Rat. El Fat Rat stands up. It's Hammer Time! Ostro the Ostrich hits Queso-Bruto with a giant hammer. Ostro the Ostrich hooks El Fat Rat in the abdominal stretch. Referee The Walrus is checking for a tap out. Ostro the Ostrich is tightening the hold. El Fat Rat breaks loose]
SVH - Yeah, it's hard to hold on to an obese rodent like that.
[El Fat Rat is up again. A forearm choke by Queso-Bruto nearly gets him disqualified. El Fat Rat lifts Ostro the Ostrich and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Queso-Bruto moves back to his feet. Ostro the Ostrich stands up. Ostro the Ostrich throws El Fat Rat off the ropes and hits him with a cross-body block. Ostro gets back to his feet. Ostro the Ostrich sets Queso-Bruto up and DDTs him into the mat. Ostro the Ostrich chants start. Ostro the Ostrich sets El Fat Rat up and DDTs him again. Ostro the Ostrich chants start. Queso-Bruto gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Ostro. Ostro the Ostrich thrust kicks Queso-Bruto in the head. Ostro the Ostrich goes for a pin. The Walrus counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
SVH - And the winner is... Ostro!
The Face - The winner of this match, Ostro the Ostrich!!!
Dudim the Dolphin vs. W.S. Chungus (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
The Face - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 110 pounds, from Dinosaur Land, Dudim the Dolphin!!!
[The house lights flip on abruptly as Dudim stretches time and space to enter the ring via teleportation. ]
The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 280 pounds, from Seattle, W.S. Chungus!!! (crowd boos **************)
[W.S. walks to the ring and eats a carrot while the song "Clint Eastwood" by Gorillaz plays. Dudim walks around the ring. W.S. extends a hand to Dudim as a goodwill gesture and then slaps Dudim the Dolphin in the face. (the bell rings) A flying shoulder sends W.S. Chungus to the mat. Dudim the Dolphin moves back to his feet. W.S. is back on his feet. A foot stomp from W.S. may put Dudim on the defensive. Dudim executes a ropeflip hiptoss on W.S.. W.S. is driven further into the mat by Dudim the Dolphin with a diving elbow smash. Dudim the Dolphin goes for a pin. Referee The Walrus makes the count. ...1 ...2 W.S. Chungus kicks out. ]
The Face - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like W.S.
[W.S. Chungus catches Dudim's leg, but Dudim reverses it with an enzuigiri to W.S. Chungus's head. ]
SVH - W.S. Chungus gets hit with an enzuigiri.
[Dudim the Dolphin stands up. The flying hip attack by W.S. didn't do too much damage to Dudim. Dudim climbs to his feet. Dudim on the turnbuckle, W.S. rising from the mat, Dudim leaps from the top rope with a bodypress Now Dudim standing. W.S. Chungus gets elbowed to his midsection by Dudim the Dolphin. ]
SVH - How on earth does a dolphin even wrestle?
[Dudim the Dolphin gets elbowed to his midsection by W.S.. W.S. chomps at Dudim's ear. The Walrus can't approve of this. Dudim the Dolphin goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps W.S.. W.S. stands up. Ouch! Dudim the Dolphin is spanked by W.S. Chungus. W.S. Chungus hits a flying karate chop right to Dudim the Dolphin's neck. Dudim the Dolphin executes a split legged moonsault on to W.S. Chungus. Dudim gets up. W.S. Chungus stands up. Dudim the Dolphin hits a flying karate chop right to W.S.'s neck. Flying somersault drop kick by Dudim puts him back in the match. Dudim is up again. W.S. stands up. W.S. Chungus elbow smashes Dudim in the nose. W.S. Chungus hits a jumping elbow thrust on Dudim. Dudim is up again. W.S. kicks Dudim's head out of desperation because Dudim the Dolphin blocked W.S. Chungus's first kick. ]
The Face - W.S. uses an enzuigiri.
[W.S. Chungus gets up. Dudim the Dolphin isn't appreciating the fake CPR W.S. Chungus is doing. The ref starts the count. ...1 Dudim the Dolphin kicks out. ]
SVH - Ha! At this stage in the game?
[Dudim the Dolphin climbs to his feet. Dudim the Dolphin trys for a lucha-libre hiptoss but is not strong enough to lift W.S. Chungus. W.S. Chungus holds his head after receiving an earringer from Dudim. W.S. Chungus slaps both sides of Dudim the Dolphin's head out of desperation. A side kick by Dudim the Dolphin turns the match around by knocking W.S. Chungus to the mat. ]
The Face - Dudim executes a flying side kick.
[Dudim is up again. W.S. Chungus gets up. A flying bodypress by W.S. takes Dudim the Dolphin to the mat with authority. W.S. Chungus hits Dudim the Dolphin with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. W.S. Chungus stands up. Dudim the Dolphin moves back to his feet. W.S. Chungus whips Dudim the Dolphin into the corner and follows up with a huge splash. W.S. sucks chants start in the crowd. Now Dudim the Dolphin standing. Dudim the Dolphin hits a jumping elbow thrust on W.S.. Dudim the Dolphin flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. Dudim the Dolphin moves back to his feet. W.S. gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Dudim. ]
SVH - W.S. Chungus gets hit with a diving elbow smash.
[Flying somersault drop kick by W.S. puts him back in the match. ]
The Face - W.S. Chungus with a flying somersault dropkick.
[W.S. Chungus stands up. Now Dudim standing. Dudim the Dolphin gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on W.S.. Dudim elbow smashes W.S. in the nose. W.S. performs a football-style cut block on Dudim. ]
The Face - He should try out for the NFL!
[W.S. and Dudim go to the floor The Walrus starts the count (.1) (..2) Dudim is driven further into the floor by W.S. Chungus with a diving elbow smash. ]
The Face - W.S. Chungus executes a diving elbow smash.
[W.S. climbs to his feet. (...3) Dudim the Dolphin on the turnbuckle, W.S. rising from the mat, Dudim leaps from the top rope with a bodypress (....4) Dudim hits W.S. with an elbowdrop. Dudim the Dolphin climbs to his feet. W.S. gets up. (.....5) W.S. Chungus and Dudim the Dolphin move back into the ring. W.S. whips Dudim's feet from under him with a side kick. ]
The Face - W.S. Chungus executes a flying side kick.
[W.S. gets back to his feet. Dudim gets hit with a diving elbow smash from W.S. Chungus. Dudim the Dolphin gets up. W.S. Chungus gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Dudim. W.S. Chungus goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Dudim. ]
SVH - W.S. performs a flying double foot stomp.
[W.S. gets back to his feet. Now Dudim standing. Dudim the Dolphin tries for a flying hip attack but W.S. Chungus avoids it. Dudim drags W.S. Chungus to the floor. The Walrus starts the count (.1) (..2) A flying shoulder block send W.S. Chungus to the floor. W.S. Chungus moves back to his feet. (...3) W.S. bends over as Dudim the Dolphin elbows him in the midsection. (....4) Dudim the Dolphin hits W.S. with an earringer. (.....5) Dudim and W.S. Chungus move back into the ring. Flying somersault drop kick by Dudim the Dolphin puts him back in the match. Dudim the Dolphin moves back to his feet. Dudim covers W.S.. The Walrus counts. ...1 ...2 W.S. kicks out. ]
The Face - Not even close!
[Now W.S. standing. W.S. Chungus holds his mouth after recieving an elbowsmash to the face. Dudim the Dolphin hits a flying karate chop right to W.S. Chungus's neck. W.S. springboard DDT's Dudim the Dolphin onto the mat! W.S. Chungus gets up. W.S. pins Dudim the Dolphin in a yoko-shiho gatame. The Walrus counts. ...1 ...2 Dudim the Dolphin escapes. ]
SVH - W.S. was so close to winning!
[Dudim stands up. ]
The Face - This is the best match in the history of the WORLD!!
[Dudim is reeling after W.S. yells in his ear. W.S. Chungus dives from the second turnbuckle, shoulder blocking Dudim. W.S. Chungus sucks chants start in the crowd. W.S. Chungus hits Dudim with an elbowdrop. W.S. moves back to his feet. W.S. Chungus climbs to the top turnbuckle and jumps off with an Air Sabu on Dudim. W.S. Chungus sucks chants start in the crowd. Dudim receives a 5 Star Frog Splash from W.S. Chungus off of the top rope. W.S. Chungus performs mock CPR on Dudim. The Walrus counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
SVH - We've got ourselves a winner!
The Face - W.S. Chungus wins again!!!
Quick Results
Augment vs. Orb Johnson (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
The Face - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 200 pounds, from parts unknown, Augment!!! (crowd cheers **)
[A metal cube is dropped in the ring, revealing the wrestler. ]
The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 300 pounds, from the bottom of the Pacific Ocean, Orb Johnson!!! (crowd boos )
[Orb Johnson is inflated like a balloon and then bounces into the ring. The Walrus checks Augment's boots and knee pads. Orb walks around the ring. (the bell rings) Augment executes the jumping sidekick on Orb Johnson. ]
The Face - Augment uses a great jumping sidekick.
[Orb with an illegal chokehold on Augment. Orb Johnson hits Augment with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Orb Johnson gets up. Augment kicks Orb in the head. Orb moves back to his feet. Orb Johnson tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Augment. Augment hits him with a back fist. ]
SVH - Orb gets hit with a back fist.
[Orb with an illegal chokehold on Augment. Augment is up again. Orb Johnson tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Augment. Augment legsweeps Orb. Orb stands up. Orb with an illegal chokehold on Augment. ]
The Face - Orb is digging those illegal moves!
[Augment gets up. Augment hits a koppo kick on Orb. Orb stands up. Orb goes for a cradle DDT but Augment dodges the attack. Orb Johnson tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Augment. Orb Johnson with an illegal chokehold on Augment. Orb hits Augment with an elbowdrop. Orb is up again. Orb Johnson hits Augment with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Orb stands up. Now Augment standing. Orb Johnson tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Augment. Orb with an illegal chokehold on Augment. Augment stands up. Orb Johnson gets hit with a backheel kick. Orb Johnson stands up. Orb Johnson tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Augment.Orb Johnson with an illegal chokehold on Augment. Augment stands up. Orb Johnson is hit with a backward kick. Augment goes for a pin. Referee The Walrus makes the count. ...1 ...2 Orb kicks out. ]
SVH - Augment should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.
[Orb Johnson is back on his feet. Orb tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Augment.Augment kicks. Orb tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Augment.Augment hits Orb with a heart punch. Orb moves back to his feet. Augment kicks Orb in the stomach. ]
SVH - Orb Johnson gets hit with a kick.
[Orb Johnson is up again. Orb Johnson trys for a belly-to-belly suplex but is not strong enough to lift Augment.]
SVH - Looks like Orb doesn't know what a gym is!
[Orb Johnson trys for a chokelift but is not strong enough to lift Augment. Orb Johnson drags Augment to the floor. ]
SVH - Orb Johnson will be counted out if he stays here too long.
[The Walrus starts the count (.1) (..2) Orb Johnson with an illegal chokehold on Augment. (...3) Orb Johnson hits Augment with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Orb Johnson gets back to his feet. Now Augment standing. (....4) Augment superkicks Orb Johnson. Orb Johnson moves back to his feet. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Orb tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Augment. Augment jabs Orb. ]
The Face - Orb takes a jab.
[Augment punches Orb in the gut. ]
SVH - Orb Johnson gets hit with a fist to midsection.
[Orb with an illegal chokehold on Augment. Orb hits Augment with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Orb is back on his feet. Augment hits Orb with the back of his elbow. Augment uppercuts Orb and follows up with a punch. ]
The Face - This is the best match in the history of the WORLD!!
[Augment measures Orb Johnson up and drops a closed fist. Augment gets back to his feet. Now Orb Johnson standing. Orb tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Augment. Orb Johnson with an illegal chokehold on Augment. Augment gets back to his feet. Augment hiptosses Orb Johnson. Orb Johnson with an illegal chokehold on Augment. Orb hits Augment with an elbowdrop. Orb moves back to his feet. Augment is up again. Orb Johnson tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Augment. Orb Johnson with an illegal chokehold on Augment. Orb Johnson hits Augment with an elbowdrop. ]
SVH - Augment gets hit with a elbowdrop.
[Augment does a cartwheel and kicks Orb in the face. Orb tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Augment. Orb with an illegal chokehold on Augment. Orb hits Augment with an elbowdrop. Orb moves back to his feet. Augment executes the brainbuster on Orb Johnson. Augment chants start. Now Augment standing. Augment with a headscissors takeover on Orb Johnson. Augment is up again. Orb Johnson is back on his feet. Augment drags Orb to the floor. ]
The Face - Orb Johnson is safer at ringside. Augment can't get a pin there.
[The Walrus starts the count (.1) (..2) Augment executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Orb Johnson. ]
SVH - Augment performs a ropeflip hiptoss.
[Orb is up again. (...3) Orb with an illegal chokehold on Augment. (....4) Orb hits Augment with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. ]
The Face - Orb Johnson executes a elbowdrop.
[Augment gets up. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Augment punches Orb Johnson in the head. Augment grabs Orb Johnson by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. ]
SVH - That looks uncomfortable.
[Orb Johnson tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Augment. Augment mule kicks Orb Johnson. Augment rolls onto Orb connecting with a knee. Augment goes for a pin. The Walrus counts the pin. ...1 Orb kicks out. ]
SVH - Augment should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.
[Augment dropkicks Orb. Augment gets back to his feet. Orb moves back to his feet. Augment drags Orb to the floor. The Walrus starts the count (.1) Augment cuts Orb with a blade. Orb is bleeding as a result. ]
The Face - Augment is doing quite well at this point in the match.
[(..2) Augment takes Orb down with a knee. (...3) Orb Johnson gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Augment. Now Augment standing. Orb Johnson climbs to his feet. (....4) Orb Johnson with an illegal chokehold on Augment. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Orb Johnson and Augment move back to ringside. They head back into the ring. Orb hits Augment with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Orb is up again. Augment spinning mule kicks Orb Johnson. ]
The Face - Augment performs an amazing spinning mule kick.
[Orb gets back to his feet. Orb tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Augment. Augment pins Orb Johnson against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. ]
SVH - Augment with a forearm choke.
[Orb Johnson tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Augment. Augment hits a spinning leg lariat on Orb Johnson sending him to the mat. Orb Johnson is back on his feet. Augment kicks Orb in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the mat. Augment chants start. Augment sends Orb Johnson to ringside. ]
SVH - Weapons are everywhere at ringside.
[The Walrus starts the count (.1) Orb Johnson gets back to his feet. (..2) Orb Johnson with an illegal chokehold on Augment. (...3) Orb Johnson hits Augment with an elbowdrop. ]
The Face - Orb executes a elbowdrop.
[Augment is up again. Augment leg lariats Orb Johnson, sending him to the floor. Augment chants start. Orb's arm is just being TWISTED by an arm grapevine by Augment. Augment and Orb move back into the ring. Augment executes a corkscrew legdrop on Orb. Orb moves back to his feet. Augment hiptosses Orb. Augment chants start. Orb moves back to his feet. Augment emits a tractor beam from its eye to immobilize Orb Johnson. Augment covers Orb Johnson, hooking the leg. The Walrus counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
SVH - And the winner is... Augment!
The Face - An amazing start to Augment's career! I really think he's going to... augment MFGG Wrestling.
Ostro the Ostrich vs. El Fat Rat (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
The Face - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 200 pounds, from a small birdhouse, Ostro the Ostrich!!! (crowd cheers ***)
[Ostrich jumps on stage while Angry Birds music plays. ]
The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 144 pounds, from under your throne room (a.k.a. the sewers), El Fat Rat!!! (crowd boos **********)
[El Fat Rat walks to the ring. The Walrus is the referee for this contest. Ostro the Ostrich checks out the ring. Ostro the Ostrich is hit in the head by the microphone Queso-Bruto is holding! (the bell rings) Ostro the Ostrich bites Queso-Bruto's arm. El Fat Rat lifts Ostro the Ostrich and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. El Fat Rat gets up. Ostro slaps El Fat Rat in the face. Ostro the Ostrich is back on his feet. Ostro hits Queso-Bruto with the back of his elbow. El Fat Rat goes for a Face First Pumphandle Suplex but Ostro dodges the attack. El Fat Rat sends Ostro to ringside. The Walrus starts the count (.1) ]
SVH - Did you see that last move?
The Face - Oh yeah!
SVH - Heh heh... Ostro needs a Band-Aid for the li'l scratch on his cheeky!
[(..2) Queso-Bruto tries to bite Ostro the Ostrich's ear. So undignified! (...3) Ostro the Ostrich pokes El Fat Rat in the eyes. (....4) El Fat Rat smacks Ostro the Ostrich on the rear end. (.....5) Ostro takes Queso-Bruto into the ring. Ostro the Ostrich nails El Fat Rat with a belly-to-back suplex. Ostro is up again. El Fat Rat is back on his feet. Ostro lifts Queso-Bruto up and drops him on the mat. El Fat Rat climbs to his feet. Ostro the Ostrich hooks Queso-Bruto in the abdominal stretch. The Walrus asks Queso-Bruto if he quits. Queso-Bruto tries to escape. Ostro the Ostrich breaks free. Ostro the Ostrich jabs Queso-Bruto. A foot stomp from Queso-Bruto may put Ostro the Ostrich on the defensive. ]
The Face - Ostro the Ostrich takes a foot stomp.
[Ostro mule kicks El Fat Rat. El Fat Rat stands up. It's Hammer Time! Ostro the Ostrich hits Queso-Bruto with a giant hammer. Ostro the Ostrich hooks El Fat Rat in the abdominal stretch. Referee The Walrus is checking for a tap out. Ostro the Ostrich is tightening the hold. El Fat Rat breaks loose]
SVH - Yeah, it's hard to hold on to an obese rodent like that.
[El Fat Rat is up again. A forearm choke by Queso-Bruto nearly gets him disqualified. El Fat Rat lifts Ostro the Ostrich and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Queso-Bruto moves back to his feet. Ostro the Ostrich stands up. Ostro the Ostrich throws El Fat Rat off the ropes and hits him with a cross-body block. Ostro gets back to his feet. Ostro the Ostrich sets Queso-Bruto up and DDTs him into the mat. Ostro the Ostrich chants start. Ostro the Ostrich sets El Fat Rat up and DDTs him again. Ostro the Ostrich chants start. Queso-Bruto gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Ostro. Ostro the Ostrich thrust kicks Queso-Bruto in the head. Ostro the Ostrich goes for a pin. The Walrus counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
SVH - And the winner is... Ostro!
The Face - The winner of this match, Ostro the Ostrich!!!
Dudim the Dolphin vs. W.S. Chungus (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
The Face - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 110 pounds, from Dinosaur Land, Dudim the Dolphin!!!
[The house lights flip on abruptly as Dudim stretches time and space to enter the ring via teleportation. ]
The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 280 pounds, from Seattle, W.S. Chungus!!! (crowd boos **************)
[W.S. walks to the ring and eats a carrot while the song "Clint Eastwood" by Gorillaz plays. Dudim walks around the ring. W.S. extends a hand to Dudim as a goodwill gesture and then slaps Dudim the Dolphin in the face. (the bell rings) A flying shoulder sends W.S. Chungus to the mat. Dudim the Dolphin moves back to his feet. W.S. is back on his feet. A foot stomp from W.S. may put Dudim on the defensive. Dudim executes a ropeflip hiptoss on W.S.. W.S. is driven further into the mat by Dudim the Dolphin with a diving elbow smash. Dudim the Dolphin goes for a pin. Referee The Walrus makes the count. ...1 ...2 W.S. Chungus kicks out. ]
The Face - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like W.S.
[W.S. Chungus catches Dudim's leg, but Dudim reverses it with an enzuigiri to W.S. Chungus's head. ]
SVH - W.S. Chungus gets hit with an enzuigiri.
[Dudim the Dolphin stands up. The flying hip attack by W.S. didn't do too much damage to Dudim. Dudim climbs to his feet. Dudim on the turnbuckle, W.S. rising from the mat, Dudim leaps from the top rope with a bodypress Now Dudim standing. W.S. Chungus gets elbowed to his midsection by Dudim the Dolphin. ]
SVH - How on earth does a dolphin even wrestle?
[Dudim the Dolphin gets elbowed to his midsection by W.S.. W.S. chomps at Dudim's ear. The Walrus can't approve of this. Dudim the Dolphin goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps W.S.. W.S. stands up. Ouch! Dudim the Dolphin is spanked by W.S. Chungus. W.S. Chungus hits a flying karate chop right to Dudim the Dolphin's neck. Dudim the Dolphin executes a split legged moonsault on to W.S. Chungus. Dudim gets up. W.S. Chungus stands up. Dudim the Dolphin hits a flying karate chop right to W.S.'s neck. Flying somersault drop kick by Dudim puts him back in the match. Dudim is up again. W.S. stands up. W.S. Chungus elbow smashes Dudim in the nose. W.S. Chungus hits a jumping elbow thrust on Dudim. Dudim is up again. W.S. kicks Dudim's head out of desperation because Dudim the Dolphin blocked W.S. Chungus's first kick. ]
The Face - W.S. uses an enzuigiri.
[W.S. Chungus gets up. Dudim the Dolphin isn't appreciating the fake CPR W.S. Chungus is doing. The ref starts the count. ...1 Dudim the Dolphin kicks out. ]
SVH - Ha! At this stage in the game?
[Dudim the Dolphin climbs to his feet. Dudim the Dolphin trys for a lucha-libre hiptoss but is not strong enough to lift W.S. Chungus. W.S. Chungus holds his head after receiving an earringer from Dudim. W.S. Chungus slaps both sides of Dudim the Dolphin's head out of desperation. A side kick by Dudim the Dolphin turns the match around by knocking W.S. Chungus to the mat. ]
The Face - Dudim executes a flying side kick.
[Dudim is up again. W.S. Chungus gets up. A flying bodypress by W.S. takes Dudim the Dolphin to the mat with authority. W.S. Chungus hits Dudim the Dolphin with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. W.S. Chungus stands up. Dudim the Dolphin moves back to his feet. W.S. Chungus whips Dudim the Dolphin into the corner and follows up with a huge splash. W.S. sucks chants start in the crowd. Now Dudim the Dolphin standing. Dudim the Dolphin hits a jumping elbow thrust on W.S.. Dudim the Dolphin flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. Dudim the Dolphin moves back to his feet. W.S. gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Dudim. ]
SVH - W.S. Chungus gets hit with a diving elbow smash.
[Flying somersault drop kick by W.S. puts him back in the match. ]
The Face - W.S. Chungus with a flying somersault dropkick.
[W.S. Chungus stands up. Now Dudim standing. Dudim the Dolphin gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on W.S.. Dudim elbow smashes W.S. in the nose. W.S. performs a football-style cut block on Dudim. ]
The Face - He should try out for the NFL!
[W.S. and Dudim go to the floor The Walrus starts the count (.1) (..2) Dudim is driven further into the floor by W.S. Chungus with a diving elbow smash. ]
The Face - W.S. Chungus executes a diving elbow smash.
[W.S. climbs to his feet. (...3) Dudim the Dolphin on the turnbuckle, W.S. rising from the mat, Dudim leaps from the top rope with a bodypress (....4) Dudim hits W.S. with an elbowdrop. Dudim the Dolphin climbs to his feet. W.S. gets up. (.....5) W.S. Chungus and Dudim the Dolphin move back into the ring. W.S. whips Dudim's feet from under him with a side kick. ]
The Face - W.S. Chungus executes a flying side kick.
[W.S. gets back to his feet. Dudim gets hit with a diving elbow smash from W.S. Chungus. Dudim the Dolphin gets up. W.S. Chungus gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Dudim. W.S. Chungus goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Dudim. ]
SVH - W.S. performs a flying double foot stomp.
[W.S. gets back to his feet. Now Dudim standing. Dudim the Dolphin tries for a flying hip attack but W.S. Chungus avoids it. Dudim drags W.S. Chungus to the floor. The Walrus starts the count (.1) (..2) A flying shoulder block send W.S. Chungus to the floor. W.S. Chungus moves back to his feet. (...3) W.S. bends over as Dudim the Dolphin elbows him in the midsection. (....4) Dudim the Dolphin hits W.S. with an earringer. (.....5) Dudim and W.S. Chungus move back into the ring. Flying somersault drop kick by Dudim the Dolphin puts him back in the match. Dudim the Dolphin moves back to his feet. Dudim covers W.S.. The Walrus counts. ...1 ...2 W.S. kicks out. ]
The Face - Not even close!
[Now W.S. standing. W.S. Chungus holds his mouth after recieving an elbowsmash to the face. Dudim the Dolphin hits a flying karate chop right to W.S. Chungus's neck. W.S. springboard DDT's Dudim the Dolphin onto the mat! W.S. Chungus gets up. W.S. pins Dudim the Dolphin in a yoko-shiho gatame. The Walrus counts. ...1 ...2 Dudim the Dolphin escapes. ]
SVH - W.S. was so close to winning!
[Dudim stands up. ]
The Face - This is the best match in the history of the WORLD!!
[Dudim is reeling after W.S. yells in his ear. W.S. Chungus dives from the second turnbuckle, shoulder blocking Dudim. W.S. Chungus sucks chants start in the crowd. W.S. Chungus hits Dudim with an elbowdrop. W.S. moves back to his feet. W.S. Chungus climbs to the top turnbuckle and jumps off with an Air Sabu on Dudim. W.S. Chungus sucks chants start in the crowd. Dudim receives a 5 Star Frog Splash from W.S. Chungus off of the top rope. W.S. Chungus performs mock CPR on Dudim. The Walrus counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
SVH - We've got ourselves a winner!
The Face - W.S. Chungus wins again!!!
Quick Results
- Augment defeats Orb Johnson by pinfall
- Ostrich defeats El Fat Rat by pinfall
- W.S. Chungus defeats Dudim by pinfall
Course clear! You got a card.
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