06-06-2020, 10:59 PM
Another new wrestler joins the fight in tonight's Saturday Night Showdown! He doesn't sound very powerful, but maybe he's really a legend in the making...
James O. Wimpo vs. El Fat Rat (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Ostro the Ostrich vs. Orb Johnson (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Commercial Break
Augment vs. Dudim the Dolphin (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Quick Results
James O. Wimpo vs. El Fat Rat (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
The Face - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 100 pounds, from Yellowknife, NT, James O. Wimpo!!! (crowd cheers *********)
[James walks to the ring and says, "Hi, I'm James!" The crowd cheers for no reason. ]
The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 144 pounds, from under your throne room (a.k.a. the sewers), El Fat Rat!!! (crowd boos ********)
[El Fat Rat walks to the ring. The Walrus is the referee for this contest. James stands idly. Queso-Bruto grabs the microphone and screams, "LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUMBLE!" (ring, ring, ring) Queso-Bruto moves behind James and does a belly to back suplex. El Fat Rat sucks chants start in the crowd. El Fat Rat puts James in an arm grapevine submission. James O. Wimpo's arm is just being TWISTED by an arm grapevine by El Fat Rat. Now James standing.]
SVH - That fat rat is showing James who's boss!
[Queso-Bruto lifts James O. Wimpo and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Now Queso-Bruto standing. James O. Wimpo gets up. El Fat Rat beats James into submission and then pours a bucket of incredibly stinky things on James. Queso-Bruto puts James in a full nelson and falls backwards into a pin. Referee The Walrus makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
SVH - The winner!
The Face - The winner of this match, El Fat Rat!!!
[James walks to the ring and says, "Hi, I'm James!" The crowd cheers for no reason. ]
The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 144 pounds, from under your throne room (a.k.a. the sewers), El Fat Rat!!! (crowd boos ********)
[El Fat Rat walks to the ring. The Walrus is the referee for this contest. James stands idly. Queso-Bruto grabs the microphone and screams, "LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUMBLE!" (ring, ring, ring) Queso-Bruto moves behind James and does a belly to back suplex. El Fat Rat sucks chants start in the crowd. El Fat Rat puts James in an arm grapevine submission. James O. Wimpo's arm is just being TWISTED by an arm grapevine by El Fat Rat. Now James standing.]
SVH - That fat rat is showing James who's boss!
[Queso-Bruto lifts James O. Wimpo and throws him, and makes him hit his neck hard on the top rope. Now Queso-Bruto standing. James O. Wimpo gets up. El Fat Rat beats James into submission and then pours a bucket of incredibly stinky things on James. Queso-Bruto puts James in a full nelson and falls backwards into a pin. Referee The Walrus makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
SVH - The winner!
The Face - The winner of this match, El Fat Rat!!!
Ostro the Ostrich vs. Orb Johnson (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
The Face - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 200 pounds, from a small birdhouse, Ostro the Ostrich!!! (crowd cheers ****)
[Ostrich jumps on stage while Angry Birds music plays. ]
The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 300 pounds, from the bottom of the Pacific Ocean, Orb Johnson!!! (crowd boos )
[Orb Johnson is inflated like a balloon and then bounces into the ring. Ostro the Ostrich checks his boots. Orb Johnson walks around the ring. (ring, ring, ring) Orb takes a slap to the face from Ostro the Ostrich. Ostro the Ostrich is up again. Orb nails Ostro the Ostrich with a belly-to-back suplex. Orb climbs to his feet. Ostro the Ostrich stands up. Orb Johnson gets hit with a back heel kick. Orb Johnson moves back to his feet. Orb Johnson with an illegal chokehold on Ostro. ]
SVH - Illegal moooooooooooooooves!
[Ostro the Ostrich gets back to his feet. Ostro hits Orb Johnson with the back of his elbow. Orb Johnson nails Ostro the Ostrich with a belly-to-back suplex. Orb Johnson stands up. Ostro the Ostrich gets back to his feet. Ostro tries for a power slam but is not strong enough to lift Orb. Ostro the Ostrich sends Orb Johnson to ringside. ]
The Face - Whoa Nellie!
[The Walrus starts the count (.1) ]
The Face - Don't even think about changing the channel.
[(..2) Ostro mule kicks Orb. (...3) Orb Johnson gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Ostro the Ostrich. Ostro the Ostrich climbs to his feet. Orb Johnson stands up. (....4) Ostro jabs Orb Johnson. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Ostro pokes Orb in the eyes. Ostro the Ostrich bites Orb's arm out of desparation. Orb Johnson with a powerful choke lift on Ostro. Orb sets Ostro the Ostrich up and DDTs him into the mat. Orb hits Ostro with an elbowdrop. Orb Johnson is up again. Ostro tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Orb Johnson. Ostro pokes Orb in the eyes. Ostro tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Orb Johnson. Ostro mule kicks Orb Johnson. ]
The Face - Take that!
[Ostro fist drops Orb Johnson on the mat. ]
The Face - Ostro the Ostrich executes a fist drop.
[Ostro the Ostrich gets back to his feet. Orb Johnson gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Ostro the Ostrich. Ostro the Ostrich is back on his feet. Ostro the Ostrich covers Orb Johnson hooking the leg. The ref starts the count. ...1 Orb Johnson escapes. ]
SVH - Ostro should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.
[Orb with a slap on Ostro the Ostrich. Ostro the Ostrich stands up. Ostro bites Orb Johnson's arm. Ostro the Ostrich jabs Orb Johnson. Ostro goes for a springboard bulldog but Orb Johnson dodges the attack. Orb gets hit with a back heel kick. Ostro the Ostrich measures Orb up and drops a closed fist. Ostro is back on his feet. Orb Johnson gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Ostro the Ostrich. Ostro the Ostrich climbs to his feet. Ostro the Ostrich measures Orb Johnson up and drops a closed fist. ]
The Face - Ostro the Ostrich with a fist drop.
[Ostro moves back to his feet. Ostro the Ostrich measures Orb up and drops a closed fist. Ostro stands up. Orb gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Ostro the Ostrich. Ostro the Ostrich is back on his feet. Orb Johnson stands up. Ostro the Ostrich throws Orb off the ropes and hits him with a cross-body block. Now Ostro the Ostrich standing. Ostro drags Orb Johnson to the floor. ]
SVH - Orb will have to watch out for weapons at ringside.
[The Walrus starts the count (.1) (..2) Orb nails Ostro with a belly-to-back suplex. Orb Johnson is up again. (...3) Orb hits Ostro the Ostrich with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Orb Johnson climbs to his feet. (....4) Orb hits Ostro the Ostrich with an elbowdrop. Orb stands up. Ostro the Ostrich stands up. (.....5) Orb Johnson and Ostro the Ostrich move back into the ring. Orb stomps Ostro's foot. ]
SVH - Heh heh heh!
[Ostro gets up. Ostro tries for a belly-to-belly suplex but is not strong enough to lift Orb. Ostro the Ostrich hits Orb with the double arm DDT into the mat. ]
The Face - I'm impressed with Ostro the Ostrich's double arm DDT.
[Ostro goes for a pin. The Walrus counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Orb escapes. ]
SVH - Ostro the Ostrich was so close to winning!
[Now Orb standing. Orb Johnson goes for a cradle DDT but Ostro dodges the attack. Orb repeatedly rolls over Ostro the Ostrich, then sits on Ostro the Ostrich to pin him down. The referee is checking the situation. Orb Johnson holds tight. Ostrich breaks free. Orb with a chokehold on Ostro the Ostrich, but Ostrich breaks free. Orb Johnson hits Ostro the Ostrich with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Orb Johnson hits Ostro the Ostrich with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Orb Johnson climbs to his feet. Ostro the Ostrich gets up. Ostro hits Orb with the back of his elbow. ]
The Face - Ostro the Ostrich with a back elbow.
[Orb nails Ostro the Ostrich with a belly-to-back suplex. Orb Johnson gets back to his feet. Ostro the Ostrich moves back to his feet. Ostro the Ostrich tries for a body slam but is not strong enough to lift Orb Johnson.Orb takes a slap to the face from Ostro. Ostro is back on his feet. Ostro the Ostrich hits Orb with the back of his elbow. Orb Johnson nails Ostro the Ostrich with a belly-to-back suplex. Orb Johnson gets back to his feet. Ostro the Ostrich gets up. Orb Johnson tries to put Ostro the Ostrich in a submission hold. Ostro the Ostrich moves back to his feet. Ostro the Ostrich pokes Orb Johnson in the eyes. Ostro jabs Orb. Orb with a low blow on Ostro. Now Ostro standing. Orb nails Ostro with a belly-to-back suplex. Orb stands up. Orb Johnson hits Ostro with an elbowdrop. Orb Johnson gets back to his feet. Now Ostro standing. Ostro the Ostrich thrust kicks Orb Johnson in the head. ]
SVH - Spectacular thrust kick!
[Orb Johnson gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Ostro. ]
The Face - Ostro the Ostrich uses a diving elbow smash.
[Ostro the Ostrich climbs to his feet. Ostro fist drops Orb Johnson on the mat. Ostro the Ostrich climbs to his feet. Orb climbs to his feet. Orb Johnson with a suplex on Ostro the Ostrich. ]
SVH - Nice move!
[Ostro bites Orb's arm out of desparation. ]
The Face - Orb must look tasty or something.
[Orb nails Ostro with a belly-to-back suplex. Now Orb Johnson standing. Ostro the Ostrich slaps Orb Johnson in the face. Ostro stands up. Ostro tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Orb Johnson.Ostro the Ostrich nails Orb with an inverted DDT. Ostro the Ostrich gets back to his feet. Orb gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Ostro the Ostrich. Ostro the Ostrich st ands up. Orb moves back to his feet. Orb Johnson with a slap on Ostro the Ostrich. Ostro the Ostrich climbs to his feet. Ostro the Ostrich mule kicks Orb. Orb stands up. Orb Johnson nails Ostro with a belly-to-back suplex. Ostro is back on his feet. Orb nails Ostro the Ostrich with a belly-to-back suplex. Orb gets back to his feet. Orb hits Ostro with an elbowdrop. ]
SVH - Ostro gets hit with an elbowdrop.
[Orb Johnson is up again. Orb hits Ostro the Ostrich with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Orb is back on his feet. Now Ostro the Ostrich standing. Ostro thrust kicks Orb Johnson in the head. Ostro the Ostrich fist drops Orb on the mat. Now Ostro the Ostrich standing. Ostro fist drops Orb Johnson on the mat. Ostro moves back to his feet. Orb Johnson gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Ostro the Ostrich. Ostro fist drops Orb on the mat. Ostro is back on his feet. Orb Johnson gets back to his feet. Ostro the Ostrich gets a huge Paper Mario-esque hammer and knocks out Orb with it. Ostro goes for a pin. The Walrus counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
The Face - We've got ourselves a winner!
The Face - The winner of this match, Ostro the Ostrich!!!
[Ostrich jumps on stage while Angry Birds music plays. ]
The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 300 pounds, from the bottom of the Pacific Ocean, Orb Johnson!!! (crowd boos )
[Orb Johnson is inflated like a balloon and then bounces into the ring. Ostro the Ostrich checks his boots. Orb Johnson walks around the ring. (ring, ring, ring) Orb takes a slap to the face from Ostro the Ostrich. Ostro the Ostrich is up again. Orb nails Ostro the Ostrich with a belly-to-back suplex. Orb climbs to his feet. Ostro the Ostrich stands up. Orb Johnson gets hit with a back heel kick. Orb Johnson moves back to his feet. Orb Johnson with an illegal chokehold on Ostro. ]
SVH - Illegal moooooooooooooooves!
[Ostro the Ostrich gets back to his feet. Ostro hits Orb Johnson with the back of his elbow. Orb Johnson nails Ostro the Ostrich with a belly-to-back suplex. Orb Johnson stands up. Ostro the Ostrich gets back to his feet. Ostro tries for a power slam but is not strong enough to lift Orb. Ostro the Ostrich sends Orb Johnson to ringside. ]
The Face - Whoa Nellie!
[The Walrus starts the count (.1) ]
The Face - Don't even think about changing the channel.
[(..2) Ostro mule kicks Orb. (...3) Orb Johnson gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Ostro the Ostrich. Ostro the Ostrich climbs to his feet. Orb Johnson stands up. (....4) Ostro jabs Orb Johnson. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Ostro pokes Orb in the eyes. Ostro the Ostrich bites Orb's arm out of desparation. Orb Johnson with a powerful choke lift on Ostro. Orb sets Ostro the Ostrich up and DDTs him into the mat. Orb hits Ostro with an elbowdrop. Orb Johnson is up again. Ostro tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Orb Johnson. Ostro pokes Orb in the eyes. Ostro tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Orb Johnson. Ostro mule kicks Orb Johnson. ]
The Face - Take that!
[Ostro fist drops Orb Johnson on the mat. ]
The Face - Ostro the Ostrich executes a fist drop.
[Ostro the Ostrich gets back to his feet. Orb Johnson gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Ostro the Ostrich. Ostro the Ostrich is back on his feet. Ostro the Ostrich covers Orb Johnson hooking the leg. The ref starts the count. ...1 Orb Johnson escapes. ]
SVH - Ostro should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.
[Orb with a slap on Ostro the Ostrich. Ostro the Ostrich stands up. Ostro bites Orb Johnson's arm. Ostro the Ostrich jabs Orb Johnson. Ostro goes for a springboard bulldog but Orb Johnson dodges the attack. Orb gets hit with a back heel kick. Ostro the Ostrich measures Orb up and drops a closed fist. Ostro is back on his feet. Orb Johnson gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Ostro the Ostrich. Ostro the Ostrich climbs to his feet. Ostro the Ostrich measures Orb Johnson up and drops a closed fist. ]
The Face - Ostro the Ostrich with a fist drop.
[Ostro moves back to his feet. Ostro the Ostrich measures Orb up and drops a closed fist. Ostro stands up. Orb gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Ostro the Ostrich. Ostro the Ostrich is back on his feet. Orb Johnson stands up. Ostro the Ostrich throws Orb off the ropes and hits him with a cross-body block. Now Ostro the Ostrich standing. Ostro drags Orb Johnson to the floor. ]
SVH - Orb will have to watch out for weapons at ringside.
[The Walrus starts the count (.1) (..2) Orb nails Ostro with a belly-to-back suplex. Orb Johnson is up again. (...3) Orb hits Ostro the Ostrich with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Orb Johnson climbs to his feet. (....4) Orb hits Ostro the Ostrich with an elbowdrop. Orb stands up. Ostro the Ostrich stands up. (.....5) Orb Johnson and Ostro the Ostrich move back into the ring. Orb stomps Ostro's foot. ]
SVH - Heh heh heh!
[Ostro gets up. Ostro tries for a belly-to-belly suplex but is not strong enough to lift Orb. Ostro the Ostrich hits Orb with the double arm DDT into the mat. ]
The Face - I'm impressed with Ostro the Ostrich's double arm DDT.
[Ostro goes for a pin. The Walrus counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Orb escapes. ]
SVH - Ostro the Ostrich was so close to winning!
[Now Orb standing. Orb Johnson goes for a cradle DDT but Ostro dodges the attack. Orb repeatedly rolls over Ostro the Ostrich, then sits on Ostro the Ostrich to pin him down. The referee is checking the situation. Orb Johnson holds tight. Ostrich breaks free. Orb with a chokehold on Ostro the Ostrich, but Ostrich breaks free. Orb Johnson hits Ostro the Ostrich with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Orb Johnson hits Ostro the Ostrich with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Orb Johnson climbs to his feet. Ostro the Ostrich gets up. Ostro hits Orb with the back of his elbow. ]
The Face - Ostro the Ostrich with a back elbow.
[Orb nails Ostro the Ostrich with a belly-to-back suplex. Orb Johnson gets back to his feet. Ostro the Ostrich moves back to his feet. Ostro the Ostrich tries for a body slam but is not strong enough to lift Orb Johnson.Orb takes a slap to the face from Ostro. Ostro is back on his feet. Ostro the Ostrich hits Orb with the back of his elbow. Orb Johnson nails Ostro the Ostrich with a belly-to-back suplex. Orb Johnson gets back to his feet. Ostro the Ostrich gets up. Orb Johnson tries to put Ostro the Ostrich in a submission hold. Ostro the Ostrich moves back to his feet. Ostro the Ostrich pokes Orb Johnson in the eyes. Ostro jabs Orb. Orb with a low blow on Ostro. Now Ostro standing. Orb nails Ostro with a belly-to-back suplex. Orb stands up. Orb Johnson hits Ostro with an elbowdrop. Orb Johnson gets back to his feet. Now Ostro standing. Ostro the Ostrich thrust kicks Orb Johnson in the head. ]
SVH - Spectacular thrust kick!
[Orb Johnson gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Ostro. ]
The Face - Ostro the Ostrich uses a diving elbow smash.
[Ostro the Ostrich climbs to his feet. Ostro fist drops Orb Johnson on the mat. Ostro the Ostrich climbs to his feet. Orb climbs to his feet. Orb Johnson with a suplex on Ostro the Ostrich. ]
SVH - Nice move!
[Ostro bites Orb's arm out of desparation. ]
The Face - Orb must look tasty or something.
[Orb nails Ostro with a belly-to-back suplex. Now Orb Johnson standing. Ostro the Ostrich slaps Orb Johnson in the face. Ostro stands up. Ostro tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Orb Johnson.Ostro the Ostrich nails Orb with an inverted DDT. Ostro the Ostrich gets back to his feet. Orb gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Ostro the Ostrich. Ostro the Ostrich st ands up. Orb moves back to his feet. Orb Johnson with a slap on Ostro the Ostrich. Ostro the Ostrich climbs to his feet. Ostro the Ostrich mule kicks Orb. Orb stands up. Orb Johnson nails Ostro with a belly-to-back suplex. Ostro is back on his feet. Orb nails Ostro the Ostrich with a belly-to-back suplex. Orb gets back to his feet. Orb hits Ostro with an elbowdrop. ]
SVH - Ostro gets hit with an elbowdrop.
[Orb Johnson is up again. Orb hits Ostro the Ostrich with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Orb is back on his feet. Now Ostro the Ostrich standing. Ostro thrust kicks Orb Johnson in the head. Ostro the Ostrich fist drops Orb on the mat. Now Ostro the Ostrich standing. Ostro fist drops Orb Johnson on the mat. Ostro moves back to his feet. Orb Johnson gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Ostro the Ostrich. Ostro fist drops Orb on the mat. Ostro is back on his feet. Orb Johnson gets back to his feet. Ostro the Ostrich gets a huge Paper Mario-esque hammer and knocks out Orb with it. Ostro goes for a pin. The Walrus counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
The Face - We've got ourselves a winner!
The Face - The winner of this match, Ostro the Ostrich!!!
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Augment vs. Dudim the Dolphin (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
The Face - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 110 pounds, from Dinosaur Land, Dudim the Dolphin!!!
[The house lights flip on abruptly as Dudim stretches time and space to enter the ring via teleportation. ]
The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 200 pounds, from parts unknown, Augment!!! (crowd cheers **)
[A metal cube is dropped in the ring, revealing the wrestler. Dudim the Dolphin walks around the ring. Augment walks around the ring. (ring, ring, ring) Flying somersault drop kick by Dudim puts him off to a fine start. Dudim gets back to his feet. Dudim the Dolphin executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Augment. Dudim jumps and elbow smashes the lying Augment. Dudim hits Augment with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Augment is driven further into the mat by Dudim the Dolphin with an elbow smash. Dudim hits Augment with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. ]
SVH - Augment gets hit with an elbowdrop.
[Dudim the Dolphin climbs to his feet. Augment gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Dudim the Dolphin. ]
The Face - Dudim uses a diving elbow smash.
[Dudim the Dolphin climbs to his feet. Augment is up again. Dudim the Dolphin on the turnbuckle, Augment rising from the mat, Dudim the Dolphin leaps from the top rope with a bodypress Now Dudim the Dolphin standing. Dudim the Dolphin covers Augment. The ref starts the count. ...1 Augment escapes. ]
The Face - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Augment.
[Augment is up again. Augment executes a neck scissors on Dudim. Augment chants start. ]
SVH - Spectacular neck scissors!
[Augment gets back to his feet. Augment and Dudim the Dolphin go to the floor The Walrus starts the count (.1) Augment smashes Dudim with a closed fist. ]
The Face - This is the best match in the history of the WORLD!!
[Dudim the Dolphin climbs to his feet. (..2) Dudim hits a jumping elbow thrust on Augment. ]
SVH - Dudim the Dolphin performs a jumping elbow thrust.
[(...3) Dudim the Dolphin hits Augment with an elbowdrop. Dudim gets up. (....4) Dudim the Dolphin jumps and elbow smashes the lying Augment. ]
The Face - Dudim uses a diving elbow smash.
[Dudim the Dolphin stands up. (.....5) Dudim takes Augment into the ring. Dudim flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. Augment gets up. Augment legsweeps Dudim the Dolphin. Dudim gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Augment. Augment climbs to his feet. Augment puts Dudim the Dolphin in an arm grapevine submission. Dudim the Dolphin moves back to his feet. Augment hiptosses Dudim the Dolphin. Dudim the Dolphin gets back to his feet. Dudim jumps onto Augment's shoulders, twists, and DDT's him onto the mat ]
SVH - Augment won't last much longer if he keeps getting hit by moves like that standing tornado DDT!
[Dudim the Dolphin covers Augment. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Augment kicks out. ]
The Face - Dudim was so close!!
[Now Augment standing. Dudim sends Augment to ringside. The Walrus starts the count (.1) ]
The Face - I wish every match could be like this!
[(..2) Dudim tries to even the match with a flying shoulder block. Dudim gets up. (...3) Augment kicks Dudim the Dolphin in the back of the leg. ]
SVH - Wait, doess Dudim even have a leg?
[(....4) Dudim gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Augment. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Dudim the Dolphin and Augment move back to ringside. They head back into the ring. Augment gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. ]
The Face - Dudim the Dolphin with a elbowsmash.
[Augment hits Dudim with a heart punch. Augment covers Dudim the Dolphin. The Walrus counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Dudim the Dolphin kicks out. ]
The Face - Not even close!
[Now Dudim the Dolphin standing. Dudim the Dolphin hits a flying karate chop right to Augment's neck. ]
SVH - Augment gets hit with a flying karate chop.
[Dudim the Dolphin hits Augment with an earringer. ]
The Face - Dudim executes a earringer.
[Augment executes the brainbuster on Dudim. Augment chants start. Augment covers Dudim. Referee The Walrus makes the count. ...1 ...2 Dudim kicks out. ]
SVH - Augment almost put Dudim the Dolphin away!
The Face - Don't even think about changing the channel.
[Augment superkicks Dudim the Dolphin. Augment fist drops Dudim the Dolphin on the mat. Dudim climbs to his feet. Augment kicks Dudim the Dolphin in the head. Dudim the Dolphin gets back to his feet. Augment spinning mule kicks Dudim. Augment executes a corkscrew legdrop on Dudim. Augment gets back to his feet. Augment covers Dudim the Dolphin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Dudim the Dolphin kicks out. ]
SVH - Augment should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.
[Augment hits Dudim the Dolphin with the back of his elbow. ]
The Face - Augment executes a back elbow.
[Augment punches Dudim in the gut. Augment dropkicks Dudim the Dolphin to the face. Augment rolls onto Dudim, connecting with a knee. Augment chants start. Dudim gets back to his feet. Augment leg lariats Dudim, sending him to the mat. Dudim stands up. Augment with a headscissors takeover on Dudim. Augment is back on his feet. Dudim gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Augment. Augment is up again. Augment uses a tractor beam to bring Dudim the Dolphin down. Augment covers Dudim hooking the leg. The Walrus counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
SVH - We've got ourselves a winner!
The Face - The winner of this match, Augment!!!
[The house lights flip on abruptly as Dudim stretches time and space to enter the ring via teleportation. ]
The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 200 pounds, from parts unknown, Augment!!! (crowd cheers **)
[A metal cube is dropped in the ring, revealing the wrestler. Dudim the Dolphin walks around the ring. Augment walks around the ring. (ring, ring, ring) Flying somersault drop kick by Dudim puts him off to a fine start. Dudim gets back to his feet. Dudim the Dolphin executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Augment. Dudim jumps and elbow smashes the lying Augment. Dudim hits Augment with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Augment is driven further into the mat by Dudim the Dolphin with an elbow smash. Dudim hits Augment with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. ]
SVH - Augment gets hit with an elbowdrop.
[Dudim the Dolphin climbs to his feet. Augment gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Dudim the Dolphin. ]
The Face - Dudim uses a diving elbow smash.
[Dudim the Dolphin climbs to his feet. Augment is up again. Dudim the Dolphin on the turnbuckle, Augment rising from the mat, Dudim the Dolphin leaps from the top rope with a bodypress Now Dudim the Dolphin standing. Dudim the Dolphin covers Augment. The ref starts the count. ...1 Augment escapes. ]
The Face - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Augment.
[Augment is up again. Augment executes a neck scissors on Dudim. Augment chants start. ]
SVH - Spectacular neck scissors!
[Augment gets back to his feet. Augment and Dudim the Dolphin go to the floor The Walrus starts the count (.1) Augment smashes Dudim with a closed fist. ]
The Face - This is the best match in the history of the WORLD!!
[Dudim the Dolphin climbs to his feet. (..2) Dudim hits a jumping elbow thrust on Augment. ]
SVH - Dudim the Dolphin performs a jumping elbow thrust.
[(...3) Dudim the Dolphin hits Augment with an elbowdrop. Dudim gets up. (....4) Dudim the Dolphin jumps and elbow smashes the lying Augment. ]
The Face - Dudim uses a diving elbow smash.
[Dudim the Dolphin stands up. (.....5) Dudim takes Augment into the ring. Dudim flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. Augment gets up. Augment legsweeps Dudim the Dolphin. Dudim gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Augment. Augment climbs to his feet. Augment puts Dudim the Dolphin in an arm grapevine submission. Dudim the Dolphin moves back to his feet. Augment hiptosses Dudim the Dolphin. Dudim the Dolphin gets back to his feet. Dudim jumps onto Augment's shoulders, twists, and DDT's him onto the mat ]
SVH - Augment won't last much longer if he keeps getting hit by moves like that standing tornado DDT!
[Dudim the Dolphin covers Augment. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Augment kicks out. ]
The Face - Dudim was so close!!
[Now Augment standing. Dudim sends Augment to ringside. The Walrus starts the count (.1) ]
The Face - I wish every match could be like this!
[(..2) Dudim tries to even the match with a flying shoulder block. Dudim gets up. (...3) Augment kicks Dudim the Dolphin in the back of the leg. ]
SVH - Wait, doess Dudim even have a leg?
[(....4) Dudim gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Augment. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Dudim the Dolphin and Augment move back to ringside. They head back into the ring. Augment gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. ]
The Face - Dudim the Dolphin with a elbowsmash.
[Augment hits Dudim with a heart punch. Augment covers Dudim the Dolphin. The Walrus counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Dudim the Dolphin kicks out. ]
The Face - Not even close!
[Now Dudim the Dolphin standing. Dudim the Dolphin hits a flying karate chop right to Augment's neck. ]
SVH - Augment gets hit with a flying karate chop.
[Dudim the Dolphin hits Augment with an earringer. ]
The Face - Dudim executes a earringer.
[Augment executes the brainbuster on Dudim. Augment chants start. Augment covers Dudim. Referee The Walrus makes the count. ...1 ...2 Dudim kicks out. ]
SVH - Augment almost put Dudim the Dolphin away!
The Face - Don't even think about changing the channel.
[Augment superkicks Dudim the Dolphin. Augment fist drops Dudim the Dolphin on the mat. Dudim climbs to his feet. Augment kicks Dudim the Dolphin in the head. Dudim the Dolphin gets back to his feet. Augment spinning mule kicks Dudim. Augment executes a corkscrew legdrop on Dudim. Augment gets back to his feet. Augment covers Dudim the Dolphin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Dudim the Dolphin kicks out. ]
SVH - Augment should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.
[Augment hits Dudim the Dolphin with the back of his elbow. ]
The Face - Augment executes a back elbow.
[Augment punches Dudim in the gut. Augment dropkicks Dudim the Dolphin to the face. Augment rolls onto Dudim, connecting with a knee. Augment chants start. Dudim gets back to his feet. Augment leg lariats Dudim, sending him to the mat. Dudim stands up. Augment with a headscissors takeover on Dudim. Augment is back on his feet. Dudim gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Augment. Augment is up again. Augment uses a tractor beam to bring Dudim the Dolphin down. Augment covers Dudim hooking the leg. The Walrus counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
SVH - We've got ourselves a winner!
The Face - The winner of this match, Augment!!!
Quick Results
- El Fat Rat defeats James O. Wimpo by pinfall
- Ostro the Ostrich defeats Orb Johnson by knockout
- Augment defeats Dudim by pinfall
Course clear! You got a card.
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