06-13-2020, 10:14 PM
James O. Wimpo vs. Super Mario (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Dudim the Dolphin vs. El Voido (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Quick Results
The Face - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 300 pounds, from Brooklyn, Super Mario!!! (crowd cheers *************)
[The Mario theme plays, and Mario teleports to the spotlight. He does the "Do the Mario" dance and asks his opponent, "Are you ready to do the Mario, or the Koopa?". ]
The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 100 pounds, from Yellowknife, NT, James O. Wimpo!!! (crowd cheers **************)
[James walks to the ring and says, "Hi, I'm James!" The crowd cheers for no reason. Super Mario checks out the ring. James stands idly. (ding, ding, ding) Super Mario hits James with the back of his elbow. A punch by Super Mario tattoos James's forehead with the mat's texture. Mario chants start. Mario stands up. Mario with a jumping DDT on James O. Wimpo. Mario chants start. Mario rolls onto James O. Wimpo connecting with a knee. Mario executes the Super DDT on James O. Wimpo! Super Mario pulls off a beautiful sunset flip off of the top rope. The Walrus counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
SVH - Well, I hope you didn't blink!
The Face - The winner of this match, Super Mario!!!
[The Mario theme plays, and Mario teleports to the spotlight. He does the "Do the Mario" dance and asks his opponent, "Are you ready to do the Mario, or the Koopa?". ]
The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 100 pounds, from Yellowknife, NT, James O. Wimpo!!! (crowd cheers **************)
[James walks to the ring and says, "Hi, I'm James!" The crowd cheers for no reason. Super Mario checks out the ring. James stands idly. (ding, ding, ding) Super Mario hits James with the back of his elbow. A punch by Super Mario tattoos James's forehead with the mat's texture. Mario chants start. Mario stands up. Mario with a jumping DDT on James O. Wimpo. Mario chants start. Mario rolls onto James O. Wimpo connecting with a knee. Mario executes the Super DDT on James O. Wimpo! Super Mario pulls off a beautiful sunset flip off of the top rope. The Walrus counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
SVH - Well, I hope you didn't blink!
The Face - The winner of this match, Super Mario!!!
Dudim the Dolphin vs. El Voido (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
The Face - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 110 pounds, from Dinosaur Land, Dudim the Dolphin!!!
[The house lights flip on abruptly as Dudim stretches time and space to enter the ring via teleportation. ]
The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 200 pounds, from Raksha Dam, El Voido!!! (crowd boos ***)
[The lights dim as purple fog enters the ring, and in a puff of purple smoke, El Voido moves into the ring, menacingly. Dudim walks around the ring. El Voido invites Dudim the Dolphin to shake his hand and then punches him. (ring, ring, ring) Flying somersault drop kick by Dudim the Dolphin. Dudim hits El Voido with an elbowdrop. Now Dudim standing. El Voido stands up. El Voido goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Dudim. ]
SVH - El Voido performs a flying double foot stomp.
[Now El Voido standing. Dudim the Dolphin elbows El Voido in the stomach, trying to even the match. Dudim the Dolphin executes a ropeflip hiptoss on El Voido. El Voido jumps from the second turnbuckle, kicking Dudim in the head, taking him down. El Voido and Dudim the Dolphin go to the floor The Walrus starts the count (.1) El Voido cuts Dudim the Dolphin with a blade. Dudim the Dolphin is bleeding as a result. ]
SVH - Heh heh!
[(..2) El Voido hits Dudim the Dolphin with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. El Voido climbs to his feet. Dudim the Dolphin gets back to his feet. (...3) Dudim the Dolphin gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on El Voido. (....4) Ouch! Dudim is spanked by El Voido. (.....5) They head back into the ring. El Voido gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Dudim. El Voido tries to even the match with a flying shoulder block. El Voido pins Dudim in a yoko-shiho gatame. The Walrus counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Dudim kicks out. ]
SVH - Ha! A pin at this stage in the game?
[Dudim the Dolphin holds his head after recieving an earringer from El Voido. ]
The Face - El Voido with a earringer.
[Dudim the Dolphin hits the Frankensteiner from off the top rope. Dudim the Dolphin is back on his feet. El Voido stands up. An elbow submission by Dudim the Dolphin brings El Voido down to the mat. The Walrus is checking for a tap out. El Voido tries to escape. El Voido manages to break free. El Voido holds his mouth after recieving an elbowsmash to the face. Dudim hits a jumping elbow thrust on El Voido. El Voido gets up. Dudim the Dolphin hits a flying karate chop right to El Voido's neck. A side kick by Dudim the Dolphin knocks El Voido to the mat. Now Dudim the Dolphin standing. El Voido gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Dudim the Dolphin. Dudim the Dolphin is back on his feet. Dudim the Dolphin jumps and elbow smashes the lying El Voido. ]
SVH - Dudim performs a diving elbow smash.
[Dudim the Dolphin moves back to his feet. El Voido climbs to his feet. Dudim the Dolphin executes the twisting moonsault on to El Voido. Dudim gets back to his feet. Dudim executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of El Voido. Dudim the Dolphin stands up. El Voido hits a jumping elbow thrust on Dudim. Dudim gets hit with a diving elbow smash from El Voido. El Voido climbs to his feet. Now Dudim the Dolphin standing. Dudim on the turnbuckle, El Voido rising from the mat, Dudim the Dolphin leaps from the top rope with a bodypress. Dudim the Dolphin gets up. El Voido delivers a bodypress of his own. Dudim the Dolphin gets back to his feet. Dudim the Dolphin goes for a flying spinning leg lariat but El Voido dodges the attack. El Voido is locked in an elbow submission by Dudim. Referee The Walrus is checking for a tap out. El Voido tries to escape. Dudim can't hold on. El Voido gets on the top rope, and Dudim catches him in a reverse headlock, then drops down into a DDT. Dudim climbs to his feet. ]
SVH - Aren't these guys as good as me?
The Face - Not in this lifetime!
[Dudim catches El Voido's leg, but El Voido reverses it with an enzuigiri to Dudim's head. Now El Voido standing. El Voido hits Dudim with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. El Voido is up again. Flying somersault drop kick by El Voido puts him back in the match. El Voido moves back to his feet. Dudim the Dolphin is driven further into the mat by El Voido with a diving elbow smash. ]
SVH - El Voido performs a diving elbow smash.
[Dudim isn't appreciating the CPR El Voido is doing. The Walrus counts. ...1 Dudim escapes. ]
The Face - He should have just stayed on the attack.
[El Voido holds his head after recieving an earringer from Dudim. Dudim goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps El Voido. Dudim is back on his feet. Now El Voido standing. Dudim dropkicks El Voido. Dudim is back on his feet. Dudim hits El Voido with an elbowdrop. Dudim the Dolphin disappears and reappears on the monitor and becomes the finishing move on El Voido! Dudim covers El Voido hooking the leg. Referee The Walrus makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
SVH - Dudim the Dolphin has won the match!
The Face - What a charismatic conclusion!!!
[The house lights flip on abruptly as Dudim stretches time and space to enter the ring via teleportation. ]
The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 200 pounds, from Raksha Dam, El Voido!!! (crowd boos ***)
[The lights dim as purple fog enters the ring, and in a puff of purple smoke, El Voido moves into the ring, menacingly. Dudim walks around the ring. El Voido invites Dudim the Dolphin to shake his hand and then punches him. (ring, ring, ring) Flying somersault drop kick by Dudim the Dolphin. Dudim hits El Voido with an elbowdrop. Now Dudim standing. El Voido stands up. El Voido goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Dudim. ]
SVH - El Voido performs a flying double foot stomp.
[Now El Voido standing. Dudim the Dolphin elbows El Voido in the stomach, trying to even the match. Dudim the Dolphin executes a ropeflip hiptoss on El Voido. El Voido jumps from the second turnbuckle, kicking Dudim in the head, taking him down. El Voido and Dudim the Dolphin go to the floor The Walrus starts the count (.1) El Voido cuts Dudim the Dolphin with a blade. Dudim the Dolphin is bleeding as a result. ]
SVH - Heh heh!
[(..2) El Voido hits Dudim the Dolphin with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. El Voido climbs to his feet. Dudim the Dolphin gets back to his feet. (...3) Dudim the Dolphin gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on El Voido. (....4) Ouch! Dudim is spanked by El Voido. (.....5) They head back into the ring. El Voido gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Dudim. El Voido tries to even the match with a flying shoulder block. El Voido pins Dudim in a yoko-shiho gatame. The Walrus counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Dudim kicks out. ]
SVH - Ha! A pin at this stage in the game?
[Dudim the Dolphin holds his head after recieving an earringer from El Voido. ]
The Face - El Voido with a earringer.
[Dudim the Dolphin hits the Frankensteiner from off the top rope. Dudim the Dolphin is back on his feet. El Voido stands up. An elbow submission by Dudim the Dolphin brings El Voido down to the mat. The Walrus is checking for a tap out. El Voido tries to escape. El Voido manages to break free. El Voido holds his mouth after recieving an elbowsmash to the face. Dudim hits a jumping elbow thrust on El Voido. El Voido gets up. Dudim the Dolphin hits a flying karate chop right to El Voido's neck. A side kick by Dudim the Dolphin knocks El Voido to the mat. Now Dudim the Dolphin standing. El Voido gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Dudim the Dolphin. Dudim the Dolphin is back on his feet. Dudim the Dolphin jumps and elbow smashes the lying El Voido. ]
SVH - Dudim performs a diving elbow smash.
[Dudim the Dolphin moves back to his feet. El Voido climbs to his feet. Dudim the Dolphin executes the twisting moonsault on to El Voido. Dudim gets back to his feet. Dudim executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of El Voido. Dudim the Dolphin stands up. El Voido hits a jumping elbow thrust on Dudim. Dudim gets hit with a diving elbow smash from El Voido. El Voido climbs to his feet. Now Dudim the Dolphin standing. Dudim on the turnbuckle, El Voido rising from the mat, Dudim the Dolphin leaps from the top rope with a bodypress. Dudim the Dolphin gets up. El Voido delivers a bodypress of his own. Dudim the Dolphin gets back to his feet. Dudim the Dolphin goes for a flying spinning leg lariat but El Voido dodges the attack. El Voido is locked in an elbow submission by Dudim. Referee The Walrus is checking for a tap out. El Voido tries to escape. Dudim can't hold on. El Voido gets on the top rope, and Dudim catches him in a reverse headlock, then drops down into a DDT. Dudim climbs to his feet. ]
SVH - Aren't these guys as good as me?
The Face - Not in this lifetime!
[Dudim catches El Voido's leg, but El Voido reverses it with an enzuigiri to Dudim's head. Now El Voido standing. El Voido hits Dudim with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. El Voido is up again. Flying somersault drop kick by El Voido puts him back in the match. El Voido moves back to his feet. Dudim the Dolphin is driven further into the mat by El Voido with a diving elbow smash. ]
SVH - El Voido performs a diving elbow smash.
[Dudim isn't appreciating the CPR El Voido is doing. The Walrus counts. ...1 Dudim escapes. ]
The Face - He should have just stayed on the attack.
[El Voido holds his head after recieving an earringer from Dudim. Dudim goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps El Voido. Dudim is back on his feet. Now El Voido standing. Dudim dropkicks El Voido. Dudim is back on his feet. Dudim hits El Voido with an elbowdrop. Dudim the Dolphin disappears and reappears on the monitor and becomes the finishing move on El Voido! Dudim covers El Voido hooking the leg. Referee The Walrus makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
SVH - Dudim the Dolphin has won the match!
The Face - What a charismatic conclusion!!!
Quick Results
- Super Mario hastily defeats James O. Wimpo by pinfall
- Dudim the Dolphin defeats El Voido by pinfall
Course clear! You got a card.
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