06-17-2020, 10:55 PM
Another new contender jumps into the fray tonight! I'm not sure if slugs can actually jump, but we shall find out!
W.S. Chungus vs. Jelly Cuckoo the Slug (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
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W.S. Chungus vs. Jelly Cuckoo the Slug (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
The Face - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 280 pounds, from Seattle, W.S. Chungus!!! (crowd boos ******)
[W.S. walks to the ring and eats a carrot while the song "Clint Eastwood" by Gorillaz plays. ]
The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 300 pounds, from Memeopolis, Jelly Cuckoo the Slug!!! (crowd cheers ********)
[Jelly Cuckoo the Slug jumps in and says, "HELLO FRIENDS MY NAME IS JC AND I AM A FRIEND TO ALL OF YOU OH YEAH!" Jelly Cuckoo the Slug is fooled by W.S.'s phony offer to shake his hand and gets slapped in the face by W.S. Jelly checks out the ring. (ding, ding, ding) W.S. stomps Jelly Cuckoo the Slug's foot. W.S. executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Jelly. Jelly gets back to his feet. Jelly Cuckoo gouges W.S. Chungus's eyes. Jelly Cuckoo the Slug bites W.S.'s arm out of desparation. ]
SVH - Guess J.C. wanted to see what Mr. Chungus's arm tastes like.
The Face - Probably like victory - the dude still hasn't lost a match!
[W.S. Chungus smacks Jelly Cuckoo the Slug on the rear end. ]
SVH - Jelly Cuckoo gets hit with a spanking.
[Jelly picks up W.S. Chungus and front slams him on the mat. Jelly Cuckoo the Slug chants start. Jelly fist drops W.S. Chungus on the mat. Now Jelly Cuckoo standing. Jelly Cuckoo fist drops W.S. on the mat. Now Jelly Cuckoo standing. Now W.S. standing. W.S. Chungus delivers a jumping neck snap on Jelly. Jelly grabs W.S. Chungus's head and hits him in the face. Jelly Cuckoo the Slug hits W.S. Chungus with a headbutt to the mid-section. Jelly picks up W.S. and hits him with a Back Suplex. Jelly gets up. Jelly Cuckoo the Slug hooks W.S. in the abdominal stretch. The referee is checking the situation. W.S. tries to escape. J.C. holds tight, but W.S. escapes. Jelly Cuckoo fist drops W.S. on the mat. Jelly Cuckoo the Slug gets back to his feet. W.S. stands up. Jelly Cuckoo the Slug kicks W.S. in the stomach. W.S. is back on his feet. W.S. hits a flying karate chop right to Jelly Cuckoo the Slug's neck. Jelly Cuckoo jabs W.S. Chungus. Flying somersault drop kick by W.S. puts him back in the match. ]
The Face - W.S. with a flying somersault dropkick.
[W.S. moves back to his feet. W.S. Chungus elbow smashes Jelly in the nose. Jelly Cuckoo the Slug gets elbowed to his midsection by W.S. A flying shoulder block send Jelly Cuckoo the Slug to the mat. W.S. Chungus climbs to his feet. W.S. hits Jelly with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. ]
The Face - W.S. Chungus uses an elbowdrop.
[Now W.S. standing. W.S. jumps and elbow smashes the lying Jelly Cuckoo the Slug. ]
SVH - Well, it beats getting iodized, but barely.
[Now Jelly Cuckoo the Slug standing. Jelly Cuckoo is smashed with a flying clothesline by W.S. from the top rope. Now W.S. Chungus standing. Jelly isn't appreciating the CPR W.S. Chungus is doing. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Jelly escapes. ]
The Face - W.S. almost won the match with unskilled cardiopulmonary resuscitation!
[Jelly Cuckoo the Slug moves back to his feet. W.S. Chungus and Jelly Cuckoo go to the floor. The Walrus starts the count (.1) ]
SVH - This is quality sports entertainment!
[(..2) W.S. attempts to kick Jelly, but Jelly catches his leg. W.S. Chungus flips around and kicks Jelly. W.S. moves back to his feet. (...3) W.S. hits Jelly Cuckoo with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. ]
The Face - Jelly Cuckoo the Slug takes an elbowdrop.
[Now Jelly standing. (....4) W.S. whips Jelly's feet from under him with a side kick. ]
SVH - W.S. Chungus performs a flying side kick.
[W.S. Chungus moves back to his feet. Jelly Cuckoo the Slug gets back to his feet. (.....5) W.S. Chungus takes Jelly Cuckoo the Slug into the ring. W.S. Chungus hits Jelly Cuckoo the Slug with an earringer. ]
The Face - W.S. may or may not be able to hear anymore!
[A somersault bodyblock by W.S. does little damage to Jelly Cuckoo the Slug. ]
SVH - W.S. performs a flying somersault bodyblock.
[W.S. Chungus gets back to his feet. W.S. and Jelly Cuckoo go to the floor ]
The Face - W.S. Chungus will be counted out if he stays here too long.
[The Walrus starts the count (.1) W.S. jumps off of the turnbuckle with a 450 splash on Jelly. W.S. sucks chants start in the crowd. W.S. moves back to his feet. (..2) ]
SVH - This is quality sports entertainment!
[W.S. Chungus off the top rope with a somersault legdrop onto Jelly Cuckoo the Slug's chest. W.S. Chungus sucks chants start in the crowd. (...3) ]
The Face - What a match!
[Jelly Cuckoo gets hit with a diving elbow smash from W.S. W.S. stands up. Jelly Cuckoo the Slug is back on his feet. W.S. Chungus tries to bite Jelly's ear. So undignified! W.S. Chungus sucks chants start in the crowd. W.S. Chungus takes Jelly Cuckoo into the ring. W.S. goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Jelly Cuckoo. A flying bodypress by W.S. takes Jelly Cuckoo to the mat with authority. W.S. is back on his feet. W.S. Chungus gives Jelly Cuckoo the Mafia Slam. W.S. covers Jelly Cuckoo with a fantastic handspring hurricanrana. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
SVH - We've got ourselves a winner!
The Face - The winner of this match, W.S. Chungus!!!
[W.S. walks to the ring and eats a carrot while the song "Clint Eastwood" by Gorillaz plays. ]
The Face - and his opponent, weighing in at 300 pounds, from Memeopolis, Jelly Cuckoo the Slug!!! (crowd cheers ********)
[Jelly Cuckoo the Slug jumps in and says, "HELLO FRIENDS MY NAME IS JC AND I AM A FRIEND TO ALL OF YOU OH YEAH!" Jelly Cuckoo the Slug is fooled by W.S.'s phony offer to shake his hand and gets slapped in the face by W.S. Jelly checks out the ring. (ding, ding, ding) W.S. stomps Jelly Cuckoo the Slug's foot. W.S. executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Jelly. Jelly gets back to his feet. Jelly Cuckoo gouges W.S. Chungus's eyes. Jelly Cuckoo the Slug bites W.S.'s arm out of desparation. ]
SVH - Guess J.C. wanted to see what Mr. Chungus's arm tastes like.
The Face - Probably like victory - the dude still hasn't lost a match!
[W.S. Chungus smacks Jelly Cuckoo the Slug on the rear end. ]
SVH - Jelly Cuckoo gets hit with a spanking.
[Jelly picks up W.S. Chungus and front slams him on the mat. Jelly Cuckoo the Slug chants start. Jelly fist drops W.S. Chungus on the mat. Now Jelly Cuckoo standing. Jelly Cuckoo fist drops W.S. on the mat. Now Jelly Cuckoo standing. Now W.S. standing. W.S. Chungus delivers a jumping neck snap on Jelly. Jelly grabs W.S. Chungus's head and hits him in the face. Jelly Cuckoo the Slug hits W.S. Chungus with a headbutt to the mid-section. Jelly picks up W.S. and hits him with a Back Suplex. Jelly gets up. Jelly Cuckoo the Slug hooks W.S. in the abdominal stretch. The referee is checking the situation. W.S. tries to escape. J.C. holds tight, but W.S. escapes. Jelly Cuckoo fist drops W.S. on the mat. Jelly Cuckoo the Slug gets back to his feet. W.S. stands up. Jelly Cuckoo the Slug kicks W.S. in the stomach. W.S. is back on his feet. W.S. hits a flying karate chop right to Jelly Cuckoo the Slug's neck. Jelly Cuckoo jabs W.S. Chungus. Flying somersault drop kick by W.S. puts him back in the match. ]
The Face - W.S. with a flying somersault dropkick.
[W.S. moves back to his feet. W.S. Chungus elbow smashes Jelly in the nose. Jelly Cuckoo the Slug gets elbowed to his midsection by W.S. A flying shoulder block send Jelly Cuckoo the Slug to the mat. W.S. Chungus climbs to his feet. W.S. hits Jelly with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. ]
The Face - W.S. Chungus uses an elbowdrop.
[Now W.S. standing. W.S. jumps and elbow smashes the lying Jelly Cuckoo the Slug. ]
SVH - Well, it beats getting iodized, but barely.
[Now Jelly Cuckoo the Slug standing. Jelly Cuckoo is smashed with a flying clothesline by W.S. from the top rope. Now W.S. Chungus standing. Jelly isn't appreciating the CPR W.S. Chungus is doing. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Jelly escapes. ]
The Face - W.S. almost won the match with unskilled cardiopulmonary resuscitation!
[Jelly Cuckoo the Slug moves back to his feet. W.S. Chungus and Jelly Cuckoo go to the floor. The Walrus starts the count (.1) ]
SVH - This is quality sports entertainment!
[(..2) W.S. attempts to kick Jelly, but Jelly catches his leg. W.S. Chungus flips around and kicks Jelly. W.S. moves back to his feet. (...3) W.S. hits Jelly Cuckoo with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. ]
The Face - Jelly Cuckoo the Slug takes an elbowdrop.
[Now Jelly standing. (....4) W.S. whips Jelly's feet from under him with a side kick. ]
SVH - W.S. Chungus performs a flying side kick.
[W.S. Chungus moves back to his feet. Jelly Cuckoo the Slug gets back to his feet. (.....5) W.S. Chungus takes Jelly Cuckoo the Slug into the ring. W.S. Chungus hits Jelly Cuckoo the Slug with an earringer. ]
The Face - W.S. may or may not be able to hear anymore!
[A somersault bodyblock by W.S. does little damage to Jelly Cuckoo the Slug. ]
SVH - W.S. performs a flying somersault bodyblock.
[W.S. Chungus gets back to his feet. W.S. and Jelly Cuckoo go to the floor ]
The Face - W.S. Chungus will be counted out if he stays here too long.
[The Walrus starts the count (.1) W.S. jumps off of the turnbuckle with a 450 splash on Jelly. W.S. sucks chants start in the crowd. W.S. moves back to his feet. (..2) ]
SVH - This is quality sports entertainment!
[W.S. Chungus off the top rope with a somersault legdrop onto Jelly Cuckoo the Slug's chest. W.S. Chungus sucks chants start in the crowd. (...3) ]
The Face - What a match!
[Jelly Cuckoo gets hit with a diving elbow smash from W.S. W.S. stands up. Jelly Cuckoo the Slug is back on his feet. W.S. Chungus tries to bite Jelly's ear. So undignified! W.S. Chungus sucks chants start in the crowd. W.S. Chungus takes Jelly Cuckoo into the ring. W.S. goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Jelly Cuckoo. A flying bodypress by W.S. takes Jelly Cuckoo to the mat with authority. W.S. is back on his feet. W.S. Chungus gives Jelly Cuckoo the Mafia Slam. W.S. covers Jelly Cuckoo with a fantastic handspring hurricanrana. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
SVH - We've got ourselves a winner!
The Face - The winner of this match, W.S. Chungus!!!
Quick Results
- W.S. Chungus defeats J.C. the Slug by pinfall
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