Mfgg myths... Debunked!

[Honey Saucer Gengar]

Myth 1: The reason Thunder Dragon can't visit is because he doesn't care about the website anymore.
Debunked!: The REAL reason is because he's working on his first indie game Psycutlery.

Myth 2: Nobody can touch the Thunder Dragon statue
Debunked!: People can touch it, but the reason they die is because of all the YOU MUST DIE! buttons, however, one of these is a fake and doesn't kill people.

Myth 3: All Canadians are not native English speakers
Debunked!: Neither are the Americans, in fact, the only REAL native English speakers are the British because English is they're first and only official language. The US's 2nd official language is Spanish. Canada's 2nd official language is french.

[Yoshin]

You have your facts lil mixed up!
The USA does not have an official language on the Federal level, and Canada considers French and English to be equal, not 1st or 2nd.

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[Honey Saucer Gengar]

D'oh! I seemed to have gotten mixed up a little bit! Thanks for telling me!

I have the Thunder Dragon Statue. Also, I'm not gay

[Kritter]

TD CAN visit, he just... doesn't. And he has no reason to really, this hasn't really been his scene for a long time now. You can find him on Twitter I believe, or at least his business name Eyes in Everything.

Historically TD's statue is just a golden TD statue and used to be sitting in the courtyard of the MFGG office building, most possibly surrounded by soda fountains but I don't remember the specifics. There used to be an epic spiel that got said to new members about not touching the statue. Fun fact, "don't touch Kritter's staff" used to be a part of that spiel.

[Vitiman]

Myth #4: Fangames were invented by wolves in north eastern Wales in 1738
DEBUNKED: Fangames were actually invented by wolves in north western Wales in 1738

Myth #5: Nintendo made their first fangame when they made Super Mario Bros 2 AKA The Lost Levels
DEBUNKED: Nintendo actually makes real games, not loser fangames, get your facts straight

Myth #6: The greatest fangame ever made is Psycho Waluigi
DEBUNKED: The greatest fangame ever made is actually Mario Buys A Ham At K-Mart For Only 6.99 USD, Which Is A Steal Considering How Much Valuable Ham Usually Goes For At Retail Chains


Hope this clears up some misinformation out there!

[DustinVG]

Actually, some theorize that the reason the TD statue kills you is because touching it fills you with thoughts of how your fangame will never be as well regarded as Psycho Waluigi, no matter how good it is. Basically, it kills you by making you doubt yourself to death.

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[Honey Saucer Gengar]

How the statue ACTUALLY kills you varies, but the main reason is people accidentally saw a sliver off the moon because they touched one of the buttons, OR they touched the hakkaium underneath

I have the Thunder Dragon Statue. Also, I'm not gay

[Vitiman]

Actually, nobody theorizes that the reason the TD statue doesn't kill you isn't because touching it doesn't fill you with no thoughts of how my fangame will always be as well regarded as Paper Mario World, all matter how good it isn't. Complicatedly, it keeps you alive by making you not doubt yourself to life.

[Honey Saucer Gengar]

Wanna see my star rod? There's lots of light in it!

I have the Thunder Dragon Statue. Also, I'm not gay

[Gato]

Thank you for your conspiracy theories, fellow amigo.

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