12-19-2017, 11:40 PM
(This post was last modified: 12-20-2017, 12:02 AM by Soda Popinski.)
*HUFF* *HUFF* *HUFF*
GAAAHH!! SOMEONE'S BEEN MESSING AROUND WITH MY OWN IDENTITY, NOW HASN'T HE??!!
AARRGH!! This is no joke guys... like it's a big deal really! WE HAVE AN IMPOSTER PRETENDING TO BE MYSELF! FOR REAL!
*Gasp* A'right... I'll calm down. Now let me tell you all something : It's obvious that one thing is hiding one's identity by himself. That's as clear as my moustache, now is it ?
But one completely different thing is STEALING SOMEONE ELSE'S IDENTITY! How would you feel if that happened to you, eh ?
Heh ... I, already can tell you how I would feel... I would feel TERRIBLE! And so would you, now wouldn't you?! OF COURSE YOU WOULD !!
Now how do I know he's an imposter, you ask? EASY!: I'M THE ONE WHO HAS THE REAL MASK!:
Now whoever did this better show himself right NOW!! Because NO ONE does this to me, now do they?! WANNA KNOW WHY? BECAUSE I'M NOT A STUPID GOOMBA! I'M THE GREAT, THE ONLY ONE, THE RECKLESS BA-
Oops . I nearly said it! I should watch my mouth more often, heh...
Anyway, the imposter must be somebody who wants payback, mustn't he ? Y' know Somebody who's REALLY angry with me. BUT WHO COULD IT BE? WHO ?!