This is commander Saltman! The phpBB planet is being attacked by lord darthblueyoshi and his galactic empire! Repeat, The phpBB planet is being attacked with an iron fist by lord darthblueyoshi and his galactic empire!
We need help from you, rebels from planet MyBB. Our people are dying. Our army is losing the battle. Please, you're our only hope!
Oh sh- *BOOM*
We need help from you, rebels from planet MyBB. Our people are dying. Our army is losing the battle. Please, you're our only hope!
Oh sh- *BOOM*