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RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Amine Retro - 12-14-2018
Do you guys wanna hear a pizza joke?
No? oh, okay... it was cheesy anyway...
RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Honey Saucer Gengar - 12-16-2018
Hi, Are you the new Pope?
Yes, I'm pope XXVIII
But I'm still getting set up
and receiving XXVII's Mail
RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Mariotroid - 12-18-2018
Hi. I'm bisexual.
Hi bisexual. I'm Chris.
RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - floppingcheepcheep - 12-19-2018
Guys, want to hear an egg joke?
No...? Well, it wasn't eggcellent, anyway...
RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Damarioman - 12-19-2018
What is Wario's favourite Pokemon?
Wahbuffet!
RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Honey Saucer Gengar - 12-19-2018
Charles Dickens walks into a bar,
He orders a martini
The bartender says "Olive or Twist?"
RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Damarioman - 12-20-2018
I usually don't make puns about insects. They really bug me.
RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Great Destination Tracks 3 - 12-20-2018
What Did the Ketchup Yell Before they were Gonna Be Poured on the French Fries?
SOS!
RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Damarioman - 12-21-2018
How did the farmer find out his pony was sick?
It was a little hoarse.
RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - СМБХфан - 12-22-2018
What do you play on a Nintendo system hooked to a hotel TV?
Hotel Mario.
RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Damarioman - 12-24-2018
19 got into a fight with 20.
21.
RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Daisy - 01-11-2019
Why is it so difficult to play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Deforestation actually. Cheetahs are also endangered so that's quite insensitive.
RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Great Destination Tracks 3 - 01-12-2019
What did the Bear say to the Monkey Before he was Gonna Say Something Stupid?
Just BEAR With me
RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Bully With a Hat - 01-13-2019
I was trying to catch some fog once... I mist.
RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Damarioman - 01-14-2019
A man walks into a bar.
He said "ouch!"
RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Daisy - 01-14-2019
The flight attendant keeps telling me to get on the plane.
I'm like "Screw you, that's dangerous! I'm getting IN the plane!"
RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Great Destination Tracks 3 - 06-08-2019
NTSC: Could you be a PAL and make changes in the other region?
RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - strabiri - 06-12-2019
What's the difference between oxygen and pizza? None. I inhale both.
RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Damarioman - 06-12-2019
What's the difference between a Flying Pig and Randy Pitchford?
The F.
RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Great Destination Tracks 3 - 10-03-2019
Bear: Just Bear with me
Monkey: Well, that pun was Bare, I Bearly cracked a smile. Can we get back to this conversation with no UnBearable puns?