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Great Destination Tracks 3
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#1
08-26-2018, 10:29 AM (This post was last modified: 08-27-2018, 05:08 AM by Great Destination Tracks 3.)
I'll Start,

What is a Desktop Assistants Favorite Clothing?

SOFTWARE
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#2
08-28-2018, 04:17 AM
why couldn't the cabin boy go see the pirate movie?

because he was sixteen, and the movie was rated ARRRR!!
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#3
08-28-2018, 05:50 PM (This post was last modified: 08-28-2018, 07:51 PM by Damarioman.)
What does a lumberjack grill at a barbeque?

Chops.
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#4
08-28-2018, 07:52 PM
Why do elephants have trunks?

Cause they'd look odd if they had suitcases.
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#5
08-29-2018, 10:31 PM
What's the difference between oral thermometers and rectal thermometers?

The taste.
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#6
08-30-2018, 08:28 PM
What does a vampire grill at a barbeque?

Steak.

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#7
08-30-2018, 10:16 PM
What do you call a snake that's 3.14 feet long?

A PIthon

Edit: Why the heck does it say the message is missing?
I'm a forum guy living in a Discord world
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#8
08-30-2018, 10:45 PM
Why was the tennis player so quiet?

He was wearing sneakers.
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#9
08-31-2018, 11:43 PM
What do you call a shoe in the box office that is worn in the summertime?

A flop.
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#10
09-10-2018, 09:29 AM
What do you Call a Fly with no Wings?

A Walk!
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Favourite cartoon:
[+]Spoiler
[Image: scale?width=480&aspectRatio=1.78&format=webp]
other favourite cartoon:
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[Image: AAAABXMz5CGLiwY0mXflVJfBq2dZow0ccmzALG4n....jpg?r=88b]
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#11
09-10-2018, 10:54 AM
I remembered this joke somewhere on Reddit:
Why did Medusa have to take harassment in the workplace training?
Because she wouldn't stop objectifying people.
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#12
09-10-2018, 05:13 PM
There are 2 muffins in an oven.

Muffin 1: Boy its hot in here!

Muffin 2: It sure is!

Muffin 1: OH MY GOD! A TALKING MUFFIN!

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09-10-2018, 07:51 PM
My grief councillor died recently. Luckily he was so good I didn't give a crap.

I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

To the bloke who stole my MS Office, I will find you! You have my word.

The magician walked down the street and turned into a bakery.

Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous! I see a lot of new faces here tonight which is very disappointing.
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#14
12-08-2018, 02:04 AM
What do you Call an Experiment that Went Totally Crazy?

ExperiMENTAL
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#15
12-08-2018, 08:11 AM
What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim
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#16
12-12-2018, 11:35 PM
(08-26-2018, 10:29 AM)Jingle JC Wrote: I'll Start,

What is a Desktop Assistants Favorite Clothing?

SOFTWARE
I don't understand this one.
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#17
12-13-2018, 01:09 AM (This post was last modified: 12-13-2018, 01:09 AM by Hyper.)
What are you when you're running in front of a car? Tired.
What are you when you're running behind a car? Exhausted.
There's no brake! The transmission of puns will continue!
I am not sorry for my obsession with cars and pun. Feel free to PUNish me.
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#18
12-13-2018, 02:09 AM
(12-12-2018, 11:35 PM)Elyk Wrote:
(08-26-2018, 10:29 AM)Jingle JC Wrote: I'll Start,

What is a Desktop Assistants Favorite Clothing?

SOFTWARE
I don't understand this one.
You are in the minority because almost everyone get's it, but it's a pun on software and wearing clothes.
List of projects I eventually plan to finish after the indefinite hiatus is over, assuming I don't abruptly cancel them:
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Mario's Rather Unusual Trilogy (Mario's slightly unusual Boss Rush (Completed), Mario vs. Some Unusual Foes (In development), Mario's VERY Unusual Final Frontier (In development))
Sonic's Foray into Random/Unusual Zones (spin-off of Unusual Trilogy, in development)
Angry Birds Slingshot Frenzy (In development)
Super Mario Flashback: Really Good Edition (In development)
Super Hilda DX (In only conceptual phase)

Yes, I am aware that I have about 6 or so fangame projects currently in development at the same time. And yes, I am also aware that all of this is very ambitious.
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Super Mario Bros Dimensions 2 (as a spriter, only for Mario's sprites)
MFGG Community Fangame Project 3 (as a spriter)
WordGirl ReWired (as a artist)

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#19
12-13-2018, 05:38 AM
What did the Beef say to the Pork-chop and Mutton?

"It was nice to MEAT You all"
Hullo there, I am Great Destination Tracks 3, but you can call me JC The Slug. I am a Slug.
  •  I draw
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Favourite cartoon:
[+]Spoiler
[Image: scale?width=480&aspectRatio=1.78&format=webp]
other favourite cartoon:
[+]Spoiler
[Image: AAAABXMz5CGLiwY0mXflVJfBq2dZow0ccmzALG4n....jpg?r=88b]

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Deep♂Dark♂Fantasies♂
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12-14-2018, 04:10 AM
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Lando Never Dies
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