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Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Great Destination Tracks 3 - 08-26-2018

I'll Start,

What is a Desktop Assistants Favorite Clothing?

SOFTWARE


RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - fireball3k - 08-28-2018

why couldn't the cabin boy go see the pirate movie?

because he was sixteen, and the movie was rated ARRRR!!


RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Damarioman - 08-28-2018

What does a lumberjack grill at a barbeque?

Chops.


RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Damarioman - 08-28-2018

Why do elephants have trunks?

Cause they'd look odd if they had suitcases.


RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Damarioman - 08-29-2018

What's the difference between oral thermometers and rectal thermometers?

The taste.


RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Damarioman - 08-30-2018

What does a vampire grill at a barbeque?

Steak.


RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - littlelum - 08-30-2018

What do you call a snake that's 3.14 feet long?

A PIthon

Edit: Why the heck does it say the message is missing?


RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Damarioman - 08-30-2018

Why was the tennis player so quiet?

He was wearing sneakers.


RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - СМБХфан - 08-31-2018

What do you call a shoe in the box office that is worn in the summertime?

A flop.


RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Great Destination Tracks 3 - 09-10-2018

What do you Call a Fly with no Wings?

A Walk!


RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Hyper - 09-10-2018

I remembered this joke somewhere on Reddit:
Why did Medusa have to take harassment in the workplace training?
Because she wouldn't stop objectifying people.


RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Damarioman - 09-10-2018

There are 2 muffins in an oven.

Muffin 1: Boy its hot in here!

Muffin 2: It sure is!

Muffin 1: OH MY GOD! A TALKING MUFFIN!


RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Kritter - 09-10-2018

My grief councillor died recently. Luckily he was so good I didn't give a crap.

I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

To the bloke who stole my MS Office, I will find you! You have my word.

The magician walked down the street and turned into a bakery.

Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous! I see a lot of new faces here tonight which is very disappointing.


RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Great Destination Tracks 3 - 12-08-2018

What do you Call an Experiment that Went Totally Crazy?

ExperiMENTAL


RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Yakibomb - 12-08-2018

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim


RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Elyk - 12-12-2018

(08-26-2018, 10:29 AM)Jingle JC Wrote: I'll Start,

What is a Desktop Assistants Favorite Clothing?

SOFTWARE
I don't understand this one.


RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Hyper - 12-13-2018

What are you when you're running in front of a car? Tired.
What are you when you're running behind a car? Exhausted.
There's no brake! The transmission of puns will continue!
I am not sorry for my obsession with cars and pun. Feel free to PUNish me.


RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - OssieTheOstrich - 12-13-2018

(12-12-2018, 11:35 PM)Elyk Wrote:
(08-26-2018, 10:29 AM)Jingle JC Wrote: I'll Start,

What is a Desktop Assistants Favorite Clothing?

SOFTWARE
I don't understand this one.
You are in the minority because almost everyone get's it, but it's a pun on software and wearing clothes.


RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Great Destination Tracks 3 - 12-13-2018

What did the Beef say to the Pork-chop and Mutton?

"It was nice to MEAT You all"


RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Yoshin - 12-14-2018

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