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Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Great Destination Tracks 3 - 08-26-2018 I'll Start, What is a Desktop Assistants Favorite Clothing? SOFTWARE RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - fireball3k - 08-28-2018 why couldn't the cabin boy go see the pirate movie? because he was sixteen, and the movie was rated ARRRR!! RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Damarioman - 08-28-2018 What does a lumberjack grill at a barbeque? Chops. RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Damarioman - 08-28-2018 Why do elephants have trunks? Cause they'd look odd if they had suitcases. RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Damarioman - 08-29-2018 What's the difference between oral thermometers and rectal thermometers? The taste. RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Damarioman - 08-30-2018 What does a vampire grill at a barbeque? Steak. RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - littlelum - 08-30-2018 What do you call a snake that's 3.14 feet long? A PIthon Edit: Why the heck does it say the message is missing? RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Damarioman - 08-30-2018 Why was the tennis player so quiet? He was wearing sneakers. RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - СМБХфан - 08-31-2018 What do you call a shoe in the box office that is worn in the summertime? A flop. RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Great Destination Tracks 3 - 09-10-2018 What do you Call a Fly with no Wings? A Walk! RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Hyper - 09-10-2018 I remembered this joke somewhere on Reddit: Why did Medusa have to take harassment in the workplace training? Because she wouldn't stop objectifying people. RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Damarioman - 09-10-2018 There are 2 muffins in an oven. Muffin 1: Boy its hot in here! Muffin 2: It sure is! Muffin 1: OH MY GOD! A TALKING MUFFIN! RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Kritter - 09-10-2018 My grief councillor died recently. Luckily he was so good I didn't give a crap. I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo. To the bloke who stole my MS Office, I will find you! You have my word. The magician walked down the street and turned into a bakery. Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous! I see a lot of new faces here tonight which is very disappointing. RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Great Destination Tracks 3 - 12-08-2018 What do you Call an Experiment that Went Totally Crazy? ExperiMENTAL RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Yakibomb - 12-08-2018 What kind of pants does Mario wear? Denim denim denim RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Elyk - 12-12-2018 (08-26-2018, 10:29 AM)Jingle JC Wrote: I'll Start,I don't understand this one. RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Hyper - 12-13-2018 What are you when you're running in front of a car? Tired. What are you when you're running behind a car? Exhausted. There's no brake! The transmission of puns will continue! I am not sorry for my obsession with cars and pun. Feel free to PUNish me. RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - OssieTheOstrich - 12-13-2018 (12-12-2018, 11:35 PM)Elyk Wrote:You are in the minority because almost everyone get's it, but it's a pun on software and wearing clothes.(08-26-2018, 10:29 AM)Jingle JC Wrote: I'll Start,I don't understand this one. RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Great Destination Tracks 3 - 12-13-2018 What did the Beef say to the Pork-chop and Mutton? "It was nice to MEAT You all" RE: Do a couple of Jokes/Puns - Yoshin - 12-14-2018 |