06-02-2018, 06:27 PM
I have 24 possible ways to kill:
Machete'd
Cleaved
Fed a fake food
Crushed by the thunder dragon statue
Eaten by a prickly pirhana plant
Crushed by a thwomp
Drowned in Maple syrup
Shot by a Gengar's Shotgun
Burned
Whacked with a liquor bottle
You've got mail
Chained and whipped
Impaled by your country's flag
Stuffed into a Freddy Fazbear suit
Squished into a bouncy ball
Whacked with a golf club
Tornado
Wheel of misfortune
Happy Flanksgiving
Skewered
Whacked by a mace
Philips CD-I
Big rigs over the road racing
Spooked
Carved
Machete'd
Cleaved
Fed a fake food
Crushed by the thunder dragon statue
Eaten by a prickly pirhana plant
Crushed by a thwomp
Drowned in Maple syrup
Shot by a Gengar's Shotgun
Burned
Whacked with a liquor bottle
You've got mail
Chained and whipped
Impaled by your country's flag
Stuffed into a Freddy Fazbear suit
Squished into a bouncy ball
Whacked with a golf club
Tornado
Wheel of misfortune
Happy Flanksgiving
Skewered
Whacked by a mace
Philips CD-I
Big rigs over the road racing
Spooked
Carved
I have the Thunder Dragon Statue. Also, I'm not gay