What's the worst movie ever?

[fireball3k]

it's a really obscure film that i chanced upon, but i'd say another of the worst movies i can think of is the grand theft. it's been a long time since i saw it, but the gist of it is that there's this guy who wants to make this movie about a bank robbery, so he and his crew try to steal something from a jewelry store. the problem with it is that it has abysmal pacing. half of the movie takes place in the same room and has the characters just talking to each other about what feels like random topics, which gives me vibes like i'm sitting in on a dysfunctional family's depressing reunion. then, once they make up their mind what they're going to do, they go to this small jewelry store and try to steal a... i think necklace or something. once again, the pace is stupidly slow, so basically the only thing that happens is that they try it and then get busted.

my memory of the film is faulty because i saw it such a long time ago, but it was pathetic. the cover had this hot girl in leopard print lingerie on it, but there wasn't even anything like that in the film to redeem it. it's a really low budget indie production, but even so, it was still a huge waste of time.