Ok, but I haven't seen Littlelum anywhere.

[Vitiman]

Like all great wars, the Littlelund-Formally ARML/Ostria Conflict emerged from political strife, famine, and a lot of boredom across all parties. When Littlelund and the ARML signed a peace treaty in mid-2018, a "Fight For Everlasting Peace" clause was added somewhere in the middle; presumably after "Sec. 24, Article 9: Rehabilitation & Butt". This clause states that should either country go to war, the other could join in for funsies. With that in mind, once the ARML or Littlelund or whoever started the brawl with Ostria's leader (Ostrich101, ruthless dictator) the hornblower of all hornblowers Mr. Tootsie Pop stormed into councilman DustinVG's office on a cold, blizzard night with the exciting prospect of making guns and having a grand old time killing innocents. Hesitant at first, it was decided there would be a war after both parties weighed their gold-plated scale with theoretical millions of dollars in war crime money.

While Littlelum our glorious innocent leader may no longer lurk around here, he will always live on in our hearts and he is the primary reason that I personally will keep going. Our time is now! Our heroes will be heroes and our enemies shall be our enemies! This fight is for everyone that stands for Littlelund and everyone who is against that fiend!