The Forum Game Adventures of John Q. Knutsack

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Congratulations! Against all odds, you (John Q. Knutsack) have become the new mayor of Krinkleville, Alabama.

Now it is time for you to purge the city of its filth, and considering what kind of a city it is, you might just need to torch the entire thing down to accomplish your goal.

You are sitting in your office, looking through various boring documents, when your mayoral assistant, Scrungy Mingus, walks into the office, saying that he's got something important to tell you.

Your inventory consists of:
One (1) mayoral sash
One (1) top hat
One (1) poorly drawn handgun hidden inside your top hat
Some change in your left pocket
A half-melted Mars bar in your right pocket
A wallet in your back pocket
Various boring documents

Now then, mayor; what will you do?

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