1 Trillion Ways to Defeat Bowser [Forum Game]

[Jaden1291 the Toad]

Well, at last you made it to Bowser once again! But looks like you're starting to get bored with touching the axe just to simply defeat him. So you start thinking of different ways to defeat Bowser. Yes. The One Trillion Ways! And you ask the MFGGers for help.

RULES:
The format of each method to defeat Bowser goes like this: you simply type in a way that you want to do to defeat Bowser, and tell if it's successful or not, with a valid reason.

[Your name here]'s Method: Touch the axe
Successful or not?: Success!
Reason for Success/Failure: Bowser falls into the pit as usual.

You can also add images or illustrations to spice up your methods!

I'll start now!

Jaden1291 the Toad's Method: Wear a laser visor and shoot a laser on the bridge beneath Bowser's feet!
Successful or not?: FAILED!
Reason for Failure: The bridge also collapsed under your feet. You lost a life!