05-01-2018, 09:39 PM
(This post was last modified: 05-11-2018, 11:53 AM by Spritanium.)
BACKSTORY
Hi, my name's Spritey, and I'm really not that old, but thanks to the weird technological advances that have culminated in me sharing a social environment with a bunch of 13 year olds, I feel really old.
In 2008, I made a joke game called Super Mario Prostate Exam. It was terrible but amusing at the time. That's pretty much the end of that story.
EXCEPT IT ISN'T
Now, in 2018, for the 10th anniversary of my bad joke game, and for absolutely no reason, I present to you my plans for what I intend to be the greatest Mario fangame of all time.
![[Image: IEOwvk0.png]](https://i.imgur.com/IEOwvk0.png)
GAME INFO
- Made in Game Maker Studio 2
- Custom built engine
- 2D collectathon with 4 prostates to plunder
- Triple jumps, wall jumps, side flips, ground pounds, oh my
- As many custom assets, and as few assets from official games, as humanly possible
- Not a fetish game, but if it makes you feel uncomfortable mission accomplished
STORY
They call Mario "Super" for a reason. He is, as you may be aware, a man who wears many hats. In addition to being a famed plumber, construction worker, kart racer, golfer, and Olympic champion, he is also the top Yelp-rated medical practitioner in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Over the years, Mario has saved countless lives thanks to his undisputed mastery of Primary Color-based Viral Targeting (PCVT) techniques. But one day, Mario was faced with a dilemma that would shake his very understanding of the medical field...
As Mario was finishing up what he thought was just another workday at the clinic, his Toad assistants burst through the door, wheeling in a familiar face on a stretcher. It was none other than Wario, screaming in agony and swearing at the top of his lungs.
"Wario? What's-a wrong with him?!" Mario inquired, shaken by the sudden intrusion.
"Dr. Mario, I've never seen anything like it! He's got a searing pain, in his...his..."
"Out-a with it, man!"
"...He's got pain in the ASS, sir!"
"In the ass? Mamma-mia! Let's-a get him on a mushroom IV for the pain-a, STAT!"
Mario was at a loss for an explanation. The painkillers had calmed Wario down, but his personality was totally off. Normally he was quite jovial, but it was as if all the youthful energy had been sucked out of him. He just kept going on and on about kids on his lawn, rap music, and the Obama administration. All the while, he was swearing up a storm.
Mario knew what this meant. If Wario kept using all that naughty language, the Mario universe would lose its E-rating for sure! Out of ideas, Mario decided to have Wario air-lifted to the laboratory of his colleague and faithful ally: Professor Elvin Gadd.
At E. Gadd's lab, the prognosis is grim. Gadd uses a special digital instrument to determine the cause of Wario's anguish: an enlarged Prostate! The Prostate, Gadd explains, is an organ inside a person's ass which serves as the container for their very soul. When it becomes enlarged, the person loses vim at a rapid rate until they're just a grumpy shell of their former self.
Worse yet, there is no known cause or cure. But Gadd has an epiphany. He's just finished developing a new invention, a device which can shrink a person down to microscopic size. If Mario uses that device to shrink down and enter Wario's ass, he can find the source of the Prostate enlargement and cure Wario once and for all.
But nobody knows the horrors and tribulations that may lurk in the depths of Wario's ass. What will Mario encounter in this new territory? Will he survive?
That's for you to decide when you play my MASSIVE fangame that will probably maybe come out someday!
MUSIC
Title Theme
The Depths of Wario
E. Gadd's Lab
DEV PROGRESS
Basic engine is well underway but oops, I don't actually own GMS2 yet. Progress will be posted in this thread periodically and will probably continue at a much faster rate once I actually buy the program.
Mario Moves Test:
![[Image: supercorrect.png]](https://i.ibb.co/g3J0P4F/supercorrect.png)
Hi, my name's Spritey, and I'm really not that old, but thanks to the weird technological advances that have culminated in me sharing a social environment with a bunch of 13 year olds, I feel really old.
In 2008, I made a joke game called Super Mario Prostate Exam. It was terrible but amusing at the time. That's pretty much the end of that story.
EXCEPT IT ISN'T
Now, in 2018, for the 10th anniversary of my bad joke game, and for absolutely no reason, I present to you my plans for what I intend to be the greatest Mario fangame of all time.
GAME INFO
- Made in Game Maker Studio 2
- Custom built engine
- 2D collectathon with 4 prostates to plunder
- Triple jumps, wall jumps, side flips, ground pounds, oh my
- As many custom assets, and as few assets from official games, as humanly possible
- Not a fetish game, but if it makes you feel uncomfortable mission accomplished
STORY
They call Mario "Super" for a reason. He is, as you may be aware, a man who wears many hats. In addition to being a famed plumber, construction worker, kart racer, golfer, and Olympic champion, he is also the top Yelp-rated medical practitioner in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Over the years, Mario has saved countless lives thanks to his undisputed mastery of Primary Color-based Viral Targeting (PCVT) techniques. But one day, Mario was faced with a dilemma that would shake his very understanding of the medical field...
As Mario was finishing up what he thought was just another workday at the clinic, his Toad assistants burst through the door, wheeling in a familiar face on a stretcher. It was none other than Wario, screaming in agony and swearing at the top of his lungs.
"Wario? What's-a wrong with him?!" Mario inquired, shaken by the sudden intrusion.
"Dr. Mario, I've never seen anything like it! He's got a searing pain, in his...his..."
"Out-a with it, man!"
"...He's got pain in the ASS, sir!"
"In the ass? Mamma-mia! Let's-a get him on a mushroom IV for the pain-a, STAT!"
Mario was at a loss for an explanation. The painkillers had calmed Wario down, but his personality was totally off. Normally he was quite jovial, but it was as if all the youthful energy had been sucked out of him. He just kept going on and on about kids on his lawn, rap music, and the Obama administration. All the while, he was swearing up a storm.
Mario knew what this meant. If Wario kept using all that naughty language, the Mario universe would lose its E-rating for sure! Out of ideas, Mario decided to have Wario air-lifted to the laboratory of his colleague and faithful ally: Professor Elvin Gadd.
At E. Gadd's lab, the prognosis is grim. Gadd uses a special digital instrument to determine the cause of Wario's anguish: an enlarged Prostate! The Prostate, Gadd explains, is an organ inside a person's ass which serves as the container for their very soul. When it becomes enlarged, the person loses vim at a rapid rate until they're just a grumpy shell of their former self.
Worse yet, there is no known cause or cure. But Gadd has an epiphany. He's just finished developing a new invention, a device which can shrink a person down to microscopic size. If Mario uses that device to shrink down and enter Wario's ass, he can find the source of the Prostate enlargement and cure Wario once and for all.
But nobody knows the horrors and tribulations that may lurk in the depths of Wario's ass. What will Mario encounter in this new territory? Will he survive?
That's for you to decide when you play my MASSIVE fangame that will probably maybe come out someday!
MUSIC
Title Theme
The Depths of Wario
E. Gadd's Lab
DEV PROGRESS
Basic engine is well underway but oops, I don't actually own GMS2 yet. Progress will be posted in this thread periodically and will probably continue at a much faster rate once I actually buy the program.
Mario Moves Test:
![[-]](https://forums.mfgg.net/images/emerald/collapse.png)