Looking for Love

[Elyk]

i know elyk is joking for the most part, here, but if you'll permit an old man like myself to spew out some thoughts about getting girlfriends.

in my experience, it's like this: if you're part of a small town high school like i was and you don't have a girlfriend by senior year, you should give up on ever having one. when i was 17 and a junior in high school, i had a woman. by the second month of my senior semester in high school, she had dumped me. she then re-focused on the new hott-ness of a guy she had just met at her high school, considering she was 15 when we broke up. as for why this would be a problem if you were in a small town high school, let me tell you this: most every one of the girls i knew in high school had paired up with a man already. if they hadn't, it was because they had higher standards than ever dating a geek like myself.

so, in the end, i'm a bitter jerk. maybe people who aren't me would do better than i did.

Are you saying you had a middle schooler girlfriend when you were in high school?

Also yeah I agree. I watch a lot of anime which have a school setting and the girls in those are so easy. I really feel like I missed my chance by not getting some girls to promise to marry me when we were kids.

[PrecureFan808]

Play this

[Thunderbro]

Play this

Thanks it worked, I got a girlfriend.

The power of teamwork will eventually pull us through

[fireball3k]

Are you saying you had a middle schooler girlfriend when you were in high school?

yes and no. she went into 9th grade when i was dating her. then again, most of my friends at this point were about two years younger than me, so take that as you will.

she even told me "p-please, senpai... b-be gentle..." how cool is that?

[PrecureFan808]

Are you saying you had a middle schooler girlfriend when you were in high school?

yes and no. she went into 9th grade when i was dating her. then again, most of my friends at this point were about two years younger than me, so take that as you will.

she even told me "p-please, senpai... b-be gentle..." how cool is that?

if anime counts i had my first makeout at 11

[fireball3k]

if anime counts then i had my first makeout at -11

[Yoshin]

Play this

Thanks it worked, I got a girlfriend.

yeah same it got me a boyfriend

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[Great Destination Tracks 3]

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Be funny and make dumb puns and jokes

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[Fun With Despair]

and how's that working for you, buddy?

[SilverVortex]

time to share my love situation
ahem
i attract gay guys.
(that's actually true not lying)
anyway, something that would heighten your chances of a date would be to talk to them in person
gets a call
wait.
this is a joke thread?
mkay, never mind then.

[Thunderbro]

Who said I was joking though.

The power of teamwork will eventually pull us through

[fireball3k]

Since no one thought my tips were useful 5 users gave jc's posts a 1-up Here's another one

Be funny and make dumb puns and jokes

this doesn't work, trust me