The Forum Game Adventures of John Q. Knutsack

**Roo** · (This post was last modified: 04-06-2020, 09:09 PM by Roo.)

Congratulations! Against all odds, you (John Q. Knutsack) have become the new mayor of Krinkleville, Alabama.
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Now it is time for you to purge the city of its filth, and considering what kind of a city it is, you might just need to torch the entire thing down to accomplish your goal.

You are sitting in your office, looking through various boring documents, when your mayoral assistant, Scrungy Mingus, walks into the office, saying that he's got something important to tell you.

Your inventory consists of:
One (1) mayoral sash
One (1) top hat
One (1) poorly drawn handgun hidden inside your top hat
Some change in your left pocket
A half-melted Mars bar in your right pocket
A wallet in your back pocket
Various boring documents

Now then, mayor; what will you do?

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**Evan.F** · 04-07-2020, 02:09 AM

Find the Black Hole Bomb (As in the theoretical one, not megaman)

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**SonicKade2048** · (This post was last modified: 04-07-2020, 10:22 AM by SonicKade2048.)

> You ask Scrungy Mingus what he needs to tell you, setting aside anything in front of you at the moment.
> You listen, making sure not to miss any details.

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**Evan.F** · 04-07-2020, 10:57 AM

>Give Scrungy Mars bar in order to bribe him

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**Roo** · 04-07-2020, 02:43 PM

Trusty ol' Mingus walks into the office. You place down your boring old documents, nod politely at him, and he starts babbling about budgets and fiscality and whatever else these cowboy hat-wearing mofos get up to. You don't care very much, so you start playing with your fidget spinner.

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After Mingus is done with his speech, he starts walking away, but suddenly turns around, as if he remembered something.

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"Oh yeah, I just done did remember something," he says. "I been heard there's some kinna huge monster in the basementies. Look out fer that, pardnerio."

You thank him for his sage advice and hand him the half-melted Mars bar you had in your pocket.

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He seems grateful, and will most likely not backstab you any time soon. You could almost say you've gained a friend! Almost.

In any case, he walks out of the office, and you now know that there's apparently a monster lurking in the basement. Interesting.

Your inventory consists of:
One (1) mayoral sash
One (1) top hat
One (1) poorly drawn handgun hidden inside your top hat
Some change in your left pocket
A wallet in your back pocket
A friend (figuratively)

What will you do next?

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**Evan.F**

>Domesticate the monster and start super secret breeding program to create monster army. Schrödinger's Fidget Spinner might come in handy

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**Roo**

You venture into the depths of the basement, armed only with your trusty fidget spinnerino. A horrific monster would certainly be useful for your plans, especially if you could get more than one...

However, after investigating the basement for a while, you're forced to conclude that the rumors of a monster lurking there were greatly exaggerated. However, right as you're about to give up and leave, you hear a hissing noise behind you. You turn around...

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...and notice a snake there. It's not quite a monster, but you suppose it could be useful for... something. You ask it if it wants to join your quest, and it shrugs as best as a snake can. "Do you have a dental plan?" it asks back. You tell it that the best it's going to get is a pair of rusty pliers in its mouth. It shrugs again. "Good enough. Name's Jake, by the way. Jake the Snake."

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After shaking hands and tongues, you ask Jake if he knows any cool Krinkleville secrets. "I was married to the ex-mayor's aide for six years, so I'm definitely in the know," he replies. You decide not to ask if the aide was a snake too or not. You then ask if he wants to participate in a breeding program to create an army of Jakes. "No," he replies. "One me is enough, thanks."

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Anyway, you have obtained another friend (for realsies this time)!

Your inventory consists of:
One (1) mayoral sash
One (1) top hat
One (1) poorly drawn handgun hidden inside your top hat
Some change in your left pocket
A wallet in your back pocket
A fidget spinner in your sleeve
A friend (figuratively)
A friend (literally)

What will you do next?

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**Evan.F**

>use fidget spinner to fly out of the office (like a helicopter). Bring Jake in case he'd like to come with you

EDIT: actually we should do this first...

>Examine office for anything useful

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