Do a couple of Jokes/Puns

**Amine Retro** · 12-14-2018, 07:38 AM

Do you guys wanna hear a pizza joke?

No? oh, okay... it was cheesy anyway...

**Honey Saucer Gengar** · 12-16-2018, 12:41 PM

Hi, Are you the new Pope?
Yes, I'm pope XXVIII
But I'm still getting set up
and receiving XXVII's Mail

I have the Thunder Dragon Statue. Also, I'm not gay

**Mariotroid** · (This post was last modified: 12-18-2018, 03:08 AM by Mariotroid.)

Hi. I'm bisexual.

Hi bisexual. I'm Chris.

**floppingcheepcheep** · 12-19-2018, 10:19 AM

Guys, want to hear an egg joke?

No...? Well, it wasn't eggcellent, anyway...

**Damarioman** · 12-19-2018, 11:16 AM

What is Wario's favourite Pokemon?

Wahbuffet!

**Honey Saucer Gengar** · 12-19-2018, 08:56 PM

Charles Dickens walks into a bar,
He orders a martini
The bartender says "Olive or Twist?"

I have the Thunder Dragon Statue. Also, I'm not gay

**Damarioman** · 12-20-2018, 12:40 AM

I usually don't make puns about insects. They really bug me.

**Great Destination Tracks 3** · 12-20-2018, 01:49 AM

What Did the Ketchup Yell Before they were Gonna Be Poured on the French Fries?

SOS!

Hullo there, I am Great Destination Tracks 3, but you can call me JC The Slug. I am a Slug.

I draw
I model
I animate
I exist

Favourite cartoon:

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other favourite cartoon:

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**Damarioman** · 12-21-2018, 02:32 AM

How did the farmer find out his pony was sick?

It was a little hoarse.

**Ð¡ÐœÐ‘Ð¥Ñ„Ð°Ð½** · 12-22-2018, 12:00 PM

What do you play on a Nintendo system hooked to a hotel TV?

Hotel Mario.

Trolling, how not to behave!

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If anyone wants to donate to me, you may.

**Damarioman** · 12-24-2018, 01:57 AM

19 got into a fight with 20.

21.

**Daisy** · 01-11-2019, 11:50 PM

Why is it so difficult to play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Deforestation actually. Cheetahs are also endangered so that's quite insensitive.

Everyone says I'm getting down too low
Everyone says "You just got to let it go"
You just got to let it go
You just got to let it go

**Great Destination Tracks 3** · 01-12-2019, 12:52 AM

What did the Bear say to the Monkey Before he was Gonna Say Something Stupid?

Just BEAR With me

Hullo there, I am Great Destination Tracks 3, but you can call me JC The Slug. I am a Slug.

I draw
I model
I animate
I exist

Favourite cartoon:

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other favourite cartoon:

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**Bully With a Hat** · 01-13-2019, 09:51 PM

I was trying to catch some fog once... I mist.

Until next time, do the Mario Bully! Thumbs Up

i'm actually sans undertale
D D D' A G# G F D F G

**Damarioman** · 01-14-2019, 12:10 PM

A man walks into a bar.

He said "ouch!"

**Daisy** · 01-14-2019, 07:42 PM

The flight attendant keeps telling me to get on the plane.

I'm like "Screw you, that's dangerous! I'm getting IN the plane!"

Everyone says I'm getting down too low
Everyone says "You just got to let it go"
You just got to let it go
You just got to let it go

**Great Destination Tracks 3** · 06-08-2019, 06:31 AM

NTSC: Could you be a PAL and make changes in the other region?

Hullo there, I am Great Destination Tracks 3, but you can call me JC The Slug. I am a Slug.

I draw
I model
I animate
I exist

Favourite cartoon:

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other favourite cartoon:

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**strabiri** · 06-12-2019, 08:13 AM

What's the difference between oxygen and pizza? None. I inhale both.

**Damarioman** · 06-12-2019, 09:40 AM

What's the difference between a Flying Pig and Randy Pitchford?

The F.

**Great Destination Tracks 3** · 10-03-2019, 02:13 AM

Bear: Just Bear with me

Monkey: Well, that pun was Bare, I Bearly cracked a smile. Can we get back to this conversation with no UnBearable puns?

Hullo there, I am Great Destination Tracks 3, but you can call me JC The Slug. I am a Slug.

I draw
I model
I animate
I exist

Favourite cartoon:

Spoiler

other favourite cartoon:

Spoiler